Summer vacation. The beach, the sunshine, camping, bonfires, sunburn and summer romances. Everyone in South Park was so ready to get out of their high school hell and start their vaction. Everyone seemed to be going to the beach with Kyles family. Everyone, like Kyles family, Stan, Cartman, Kenny, Butters, Craig, Tweek, Token, Clyde, Wendy, and Bebe. They have to take to cars on an amazingly long road trip from Colorado to North Carolina. The bell finally rings and everyone storms out of the school. Kyle meets up with Stan and Kenny at the front. "Hey guys! Did you tell everyone to meet at my house tomorrow at 2?" Kenny nodded.
"Yeah. Cartman said he is ganna be late for reasons he didnt wanna tell.. He probably just doesnt want to come till the time that we are actually ganna leave." Stan said.
"Okay, I dont care. I hate the fatass."
"Hey! Im not fat!" Kyle turned toward Cartman as he made his way towards them.
"'Sup Cartman." Kenny said with very little enthusiasm.
"Hi." He basically sneered. Kenny just rolled his eyes, knowing thats just the way he is. He was always just a giant Asshole. Kenny looked toward Craig and Tweek, hand in hand, kinda making their way towards them.
"Come on Craig! GAH! W-We need to go home and p-GAH!-pack." Tweek said trying to pull Craig the other way. Unfortunatly for Tweek, Craig was much stronger.
"Come on Tweekers, we can talk to our friends for acouple minutes, its no big deal." Craig said, pulling Tweek towards Stan and Kyle.
"Im not your friend. I dont like you." Cartman sneered. Craig scoffed.
"Good, I wasnt talking about you Fatass." He looked at Kyle, "Can I bring Stripe?" Kyle looks at him wierd. 'He wants to bring his Guinea Pig?' he thought to himself.
"Uh, yeah. Sure. Go ahead." He said with a soft smile.
"Dude, why do you wanna bring your hampster?" Stan asked with a slight laugh.
"He is a Guinea Pig." Craig corrected. Tweek smiled.
"He gets touchy when i-it comes to Stripe."
"Fags.." Cartman scoffed. Craig just flipped him off. "Whatever, screw you guys, Im goin home."
"Whatever, no one wants you here." Kyle said. Cartman sneers and leaves. Stan stretches alittle bit.
"Why did you invite him again?" He said with a small yaw at the end.
"I didnt. My mom told his mom and my mom thought it was a good idea to invite him by asking his mom." Kyle explained with a pained expression on his face. Craig laughed alittle.
"Dude, your moms a bitch." He said. Kyle glared at Craig, but he knew it was true, so he didnt deny it.
"She is letting me take, like, my entire class to the beach with us. So, she could be alot worse." He said. Craig shrugged.
"Thats true.." He grabbed Tweeks hand, making him jump slightly at the sudden contact, "I have to go home and pack my stuff. See you guys tomorrow."
"B-Bye guys!" Stan looks at Kenny.
"What are you ganna do? Can you afford to go on this trip?" Stan asked. Kenny kinda took it offensively, but brushed it off knowing that he was poorer then anything. He nodded his head.
"Yeah, I have a bank account that my family doesnt know about that I have been saving my money in for me and Karen so that we can eat, get new clothes, and I can give her a small christmas and stuff of that kind." Kenny explained. Stan just shrugged.
"Plus, my mom said that we can pay for his food and stuff. He just needs spending money and alittle bit of food money." Kenny nodded.
"Alright, Ill get the money out later. I have to find someone old enough to buy me alchohol first." Stan rolled his eyes.
"Dude, do you really NEED alchohol?" He asked.
"Yes. What kind of trip to the beach would it be if we DIDNT have alchohol? I mean, come on stan. We are now seniors of the highschool. As seniors, we must party. Hard." He said with a smirk. Stan and Kyle smiled.
"Fine. Ill tell my mom." Kyle said. Kennys eyes opened alittle bit more.
"No she'll be a buzz kill!" Kenny exclaimed.
"No she wont! She'll be fine with it. Plus, she is ganna be there anyways. So she would find out eventually." Kyle said. Kenny shrugged.
"Arent Wendy and Bebe coming?" Stan asked. Kenny smiled slyly.
"Why Stan? Want to get it on with Wendy?" He nudged Stan in his side and laughed alittle.
"No! I was just curious.. You're such a pervert Ken.." Stan said with a light tint of red on his cheeks.
"Yeah, she and Bebe are coming. So are Clyde and Token. Token offered to pay for Clyde, so Clydes mom didnt care." Kyle explained in a kind of depressed tone. Kenny noticed, but didnt say anything.
"Wait, isnt Butters coming?" Kenny said, gaining sudden interest.
"Yeah. I invited him to come. Only to get him away from his family for awhile." Stan said. Kenny just nodded his head.
"Well.. this trip will be interesting.."
"Come on everyone! Get in the cars!" Sheila yelled to all the boys and 2 girls. They all piled into the cars. Ike, Kyle, Craig, Tweek, Cartman and Wendy piled in with Sheila and Stan, Token, Kenny, Butters, Clyde and Bebe with Gerald.
-With Sheila-
"How long will it take us to get there mom?" Kyle asked pushing the seat back.
"About a day." She answered. Cartman groaned.
"Are you serious? This is ganna be so boring!" He complained. Craig sighed.
"Shut up Fatass. Be lucky you even get to come on this vacation! No one wants you here, except maybe Kenny. But Kenny is friends with everyone.." Craig said. Tweek sighed and leaned against the window with his hand prompt so he could rest his chin in his hand. Craig slid his hand into his and kissed the back of his hand, making him blush a VERY deep red. "Whats wrong Tweekers?" he asked. Tweek smiled slightly and shook his head.
"N-Nothing." He answered and layed his head on Craigs shoulder.
"Fags." Cartman whipered to himself.
"Oh shut up Cartman, you are just jealous that you have no one to love like that." Wendy said.
"Tolled." Kyle whispered to Wendy and high-fived her. Cartman just got mad and crossed his arms.
"Whatever. You guys are just a jew and a bitch." He huffed.
"In other words.. We win!" Wendy cheered. Tweek and Craig laughed and Kyle smiled. On the other hand, Ike was annoyed and Sheila was mad.
"Sit down and be quiet. You children already annoyed me." Sheila complained. Ike smiled.
-With Gerald.-
"Alright. Long car ride. Get comfortable." Gerald said.
"How long ?" Token asked, and Gerald just shrugged.
"I dont know kid.. About a day?" He answered. Butters was practically jumping with joy.
"Oh boy! I have never been to the beach! I cant wait! This is ganna be so much fun, right Ken?" Butters said looking at Kenny with his big baby blue eyes. Kenny couldnt help but smile and chuckle. Butters is adorable, what could he say?
"Right Butters. But be careful, there are some scary things in the ocean." Kenny said with a smirk. Butters smile faded quickly as he thought.
"Well.. Like what?" He asked nervously.
"Like sharks. Or Jellyfish, stingrays, paronas, things like that." Kenny told him with fake fear. Butters was shaking in the knees.
"Oh man. Oh man. What If I get eatin? Or stung? Or-"
"Butters, calm down, I was joking. Nothing is going to get you. I promise." Kenny reassured him with a grin plastered on his face. Kenny sat back and listened to the radio. He heard something coming from the backseat, but ignored it. His attention kept going back to the noise and he turned around. He saw Tokens lips moving. Was he singing? But to what? He pressed his ear to the speaker and heard 'When I come to the club, step aside. (Oh snap!)' It was London Bridge, by Fergie. Kenny chuckled alittle at first till the chorus came. He couldnt help himself and laughed as he sung 'How come every time you come around my london, london bridge wanna go down like, london london, london. (Goin down like).' "Dude!" Kenny laughed out. Token looked at Kenny wierd.
"What? Im allowed to sing! Its cause Im black isnt it?" Token said jokingly. Clyde joined Kenny in laughing now. Soon, Bebe was laughing too as Token kept singing.
-1 hour before they get there-
-Sheilas Car-
"Are we almost there!" Cartman complained. Wendy sighed.
"Thats the 100th time you have asked that Cartman! We will be there soon! Just sit your fat ass down and be patient!" She yelled. Kyle smiled.
"You were told. Again!" He high fived Wendy and looked at Cartman, "If you stop complaining, maybe the ride will be faster." Kyle said and Cartman groaned.
"But Im bored!" He yelled. Kyle sighed.
"Look, Im sure we are ALL bored. But we have nothing to do! So get the fuck over it!" Sheila swerved alittle.
"Kyle Broflovski! Watch your tongue!" She yelled at him. He sighed.
"Yes Ma'am. Sorry mom." He rolled his eyes. Craig snickered. "Shut up Craig!"
"I didnt say anything!" He yelled at Kyle. Kyle scoffed.
"I heard you!"
"SHUT UP! Kyle, sit down and Craig, shut up!" Wendy yelled. "Everyone needs to be quiet!" Cartman snicked.
"Cartman! That means you too!" She pointed her finger at him while scolding him. He just looked at her withbig eyes.
"Im turning up the music.." Sheila declared, whilst turning up the volume on the radio. When she hears 'Ive got a big ego (Hahaha) Such a big (hahaha) ego. She love my big (Uhuhuh) ego. She stroke my big (hahaha) ego.' She imidiately turns the station yelling "What, what, what?" Kyle, Craig and Cartman are all laughing at the popular song called Ego by Beyonce. Tweek is smiling and Wendy sighs with a smile, knowing where this is going. "What is that profanity on the Radio? That shouldnt be allowed on the radio with children listening to it.." And then she went on ranting. Just like Wendy thought she would in her mind.
-Geralds car-
Gerald listened to classic rock while everyone else slept for now.
-They finally get there-
"Thank god we're here!" Cartman yells and jumps from the car with Kyle, Wendy, Craig, Tweek and Ike following.
"Whoa this place is huge!" Kyle said staring at the house that is theirs for the week. It has 5 floors and at the very top of the house you could see a place to relax and look out on the ocean and bay. The house was named Sunset Pleasure. Kyle looks around and sees his dad pulling into the drive way. He notices that everyone in that car was slowly making their way out of it. Once everyone was out, they were all stretching.
"You all look really tired." Kyle said to Stan and he just nodded. It was about 5 in the afternoon and they all needed to unpack. But, Kyles mom asigned them rooms. Bebe and Wendy, obviously, Token and Kyle, Butters and Craig, Tweek and Kenny, and Clyde and Stan. Cartman and Ike were going to sleep in the den. Cartman whined about it like usual while Ike was just like 'Whatevs'. Kenny smirked when he saw the look on Craigs face when he heard that Kenny was sharing a bed with Tweek. Craig glared at Kenny one of those glares that said 'NO' and grabbed Tweek.
"Butters. Im uncomfortable with Tweek sharing a room with Kenny, will you switch with him?" Craig asked and Kenny smiled.
Kenny leaned down so he could whisper into Butters ear, "Come on Buttercup, just say you'll switch." Butters turned all sorts of shades of red. He nodded his head and headed to Kennys room. Craig smirked at Kenny. Kenny soluted them and they went their seperate ways.. for now. The rest of that day was just unpacking and sleeping.