Bella's a Vampire!!
(Remember, Bella is a vampire in this whole story!)
Chapter One
Alice's Makeover
EPOV:
"Bella, let's go!" I yelled up the stairs. We were supposed to be leaving for school, but Bella was being unusually uncooperative this morning. How she was acting at this moment was a perfect example. Instead of answering be, I only heard her musical laughter floating down the stairs and bits and pieces of her conversation with Alice.
"Alice…don't…stop!" I sighed. It sounded like Alice had kidnapped Bella for a makeover yet again, and I ran upstairs to save her.
However, the sight I saw was the exact opposite of what I was expecting to see. Bella's back was to me, and I instantly recognized her waist length brown hair and perfect butt. She turned to face me when she heard the door open, and her wide eyes were lit up with amusement. I was captivated by her beauty.
Alice's yell of "BELLAAAAA!!" brought me back to the present, though. I reluctantly tore my gaze away from my wife's face to look at Alice. I immediately fell over laughing when I saw her.
It appeared that Bella had decided to get Alice back for all the makeovers she had given Bella over the years. Bella had chained Alice to a chair, and then painted her face to look like a clown's. My always considerate Bella had been nice enough to complete Alice's look with a clown suit and a red, rubber nose.
Of course, Alice's furious expression made it all ten times funnier.
Bella pulled her camera out of her designer bag (courtesy of Alice) and snapped a picture of Alice the Clown as she giggled.
"Kay, I'm ready now," she said to me as she stuffed the camera back in her purse.
Still chuckling, we walked out to the Volvo hand in hand.
As we drove away, we heard Alice screaming "JASPERRRRRRRRRRR!" which sent us into another fit of laughter as we made our way to school.