Sam Puckett will relentlessly pick on him, never showing mercy.

Freddie Benson will let her.

She's a complete rebel.

He's a total nerd.

She loves eating low-fat Fat Cakes and Ham more than anything. Maybe even at the same time.

He's absolutely disgusted by it.

He's well mannered, polite, kind, and any other kind of variation of the word "nice".

She's...not.

She disagrees with everything he says.

He disagrees with everything she says.

She uses her fists to communicate.

He, on the other hand, uses etiquette and words.

She doesn't care about anything.

He cares way too much.

She's in front of the camera.

He's behind it.

He loves tech stuff, it's his life.

She makes fun of him for it.

Everything about them is diffterent. Complete polar opposites. Even their physical appearances, she's blonde, he's brunette. He's in love with someone, but this is why it will never work out:

I, Carly Shay, have everything in common with Freddie Benson. Everything. Most people would say that's a good thing, but I think otherwise. We even look like we'd be brother and sister. It'd get way too boring, way too fast. If he was with someone completely different then him, it would always be fun, new, and it'd never get old. If Freddie Benson and Sam Puckett have anything in common, it would be this:

They both deny to themselves that they have feelings for each other. Or just to refuse to believe it in general.

Which is NOT true. Everyone can see it. When you're around them, the chemistry between them is so thick you can cut it with a friggin' knife.

It's unbelievable that they don't see it yet.

I know they feel it, no matter how much they try to hide it.

They'd both deny that, though.

That's what they have in common.

So that's it! My first one shot. OR, if you want it to go on, you can review and request it. Thanks:)