Just a random idea I had floating in my head after reading several fics about Naruto getting stuck in an infinite number of loops in time, sounded like an interesting concept so I thought I'd give it a try. And yes, I mostly rewrote the history of the Kami.
I NEED A BETA AND SOMEONE WHO CAN HELP ME TRANSLATE JUTSU INTO ROMAJI SO THAT IT IS ACCUALLY UNDERSTANDABLE!
Reaper of all Souls does not own Naruto or anything else non-original that may appear.
In the beginning there was nothing, nothing but Kami-sama, and a really big void. In the void were the elements of all things, Kami, in her infinite boredom, took the elements and used them to create her children.
The First child was Amaterasu, created of fire and gases; she took form in the sun.
The second child was Sarutahiko, created of rock and particles of minerals; he took form in the earth below our feet.
The third child was Susanoo, created of ice and electricity; He took form in the clouds that shroud or planet, and the storms that bring his wrath.
The fourth child was Ryūjin, created of ice and mineral particles; He took form as the sea and the waters of the planet.
Next came the three sisters, Fate, Destiny, and Lady Luck, created from cosmic energies; they did not take a corporeal form.
After the three came forth the twins Tsukuyomi and Bishamonten, the deities of the moon and of war respectively. Created from the leftovers they took the form of the moon and fire.
Many other minor and lesser gods and goddesses came and together they created humanity.
During this time a jealous god from another realm became annoyed that Kami children and their creations were doing so well, his sister was supposed to be the hopeless case, the Shinigami, in a fit of rage cursed humanity with the ability to die.
Kami, in her anger and grief at her brothers actions, took the other gods sprits with her she fled that dimension for another, where she made haven and hell, several of the gods had the foresight to imbue several animals with power, to watch over the humans for them. The most important ones were the Ichibi of Bishamonten, the Kyubi of Amaterasu, and the Shinigami's servant, the Nibi.
For several millennia the Biju watched over the humans, slowly growing bored and reverting to a more feral state. When humans became too powerful for there own good, the Biju destroyed them.
Over time the exposure to demonic energies gave humans the ability to manipulate the energies of nature. The man who first had access to these energies was the man who would be known as the Rokudo Sennin. He sought out the Kyubi to learn how to control these energies.
The Kyubi taught him nothing and the rest from that point on is history.
"Jiji, that is utter bullshit," spoke a small blond boy, sitting in a medium sized chair, in a large office, in a tall tower, in a good sized village, in a bigger country, on a fairly large continent, on a smallish planet, in a unending universe, in a….
*Author jutsu: BITCH SLAP OF DOOM!*
The blond mentioned earlier woke up to a loud screeching beep, his first coherent though being, "Man, that was one seriously fucked up dream."
Getting up and stretching, he fell flat on his face as he misjudged the length of his legs. Looking at his calendar from his position on the floor he noticed the date circled. His last thought before returning to sleep was, "Well fuck, this shit again."
Alright, as much as I hate to brag, please review so I know what's crap and what's not, also so that I get some idea as to what people think of my mockery of actual good fan fiction. And thank you for even bothering to read this.