(A/N): Hey guys! Wolfy here with finally a new story for you guys, now that I have finally gotten the muse to write something. At the moment, I am planning on doing every possible Loud Sibling combo for the rounds (except for Lily, of course) which will result in around... 45 battles, I think. Special thanks to Takaluca for providing the lyrics for one of the rappers here, not gonna tell ya who. They will also continue to provide lyrics for one of the rappers in every other chapter as well, as they've offered to help. So thank you for being willing to collaborate with me on this little project here, and I look forward to how things go in the future.
Edit: Okay, some of you may have noticed that this updated with Chapter 3 of my Truth or Dare fic, which I apologize for. I must have accidentally selected the wrong document. So yeah, I'll try to not let that happen again.
One day, on a bright and sunny Saturday morning... everyone was inside Lori and Leni's room. The siblings, anyway, except for Lily. Why, you ask? Well, my dear reader, because they were all getting ready for a special event. Said special event was a rap battle royale between them, just to be able to unwind and test their rapping skills. Oh, and throw some roasts at each other too, but only in good clean fun.
"Alright, everyone, you know why we're here, right?" Lori asked, marching around the room.
The other siblings all nodded their heads; Lori had intended to keep it a secret until they got in, but Leni had already told them anyway. No point in doing a special reveal if they already got it, right? In the room were all seated on either of the two beds. Normally, some would have sat on the floor too, but Lori decided there wouldn't be enough ground for the rappers that way.
"Good. So, the suggestion to do a rap battle royale was given to us courtesy of Lisa. Not surprising since she's a huge West Coast Rap fan."
Lisa stood up from Lori's bed and walked over to her side. "Yes, indeed. I am honored to have my ideas be put to use. I was... actually rather anxious about suggesting such an idea, as I know not all of you hold West Coast Rap dear to your hearts as much as I do." she said.
Lori cleared her throat and started pacing around the room again, her arms crossed. "That does not mean that there will not be any rules, however! Rule number one, no swearing. Only because we do have the younger ones here with us and they'll be participating too. We don't need a repeat of the D-word incident. Yeah, we don't have Lily around, but still, better safe than sorry. Rule number two, try not to go too far. We're here to test our skills and just have fun, not genuinely offend anyone. I like to believe that we all have a thick enough skin to mostly take this all in stride, but some words can still pierce through."
The eldest sister sat down on her bed. "With that being said, lets begin our first round: Lola vs Lana!" she gestured to the twins, who took the floor. They started circling each other, a look of determination on each others' faces.
Lana:
Yikes, Lola, would you mind turning it down a little bit?
Too much pink energy is dangerous!
You dedicate your life to this
But don't you know that other colors exist?
Don't pretend you're innocent, I've seen how you treat both your rivals and us
That's what's wrong with these pageant girls, they'll do anything to get famous!
I know that I'm a slob
But people don't like it when someone's a snob
You're too busy staring into a mirror
To realize that you're bitter
And I don't know what's more sad
The fact that you only ever perform the same exact ribbon dance
Or that every time I mention mud it just makes you mad
Lola:
Excuse me, mud beast, it's time for the princess to shine
It's going to be an easy win against this opponent of mine
You play a role of a swamp thing, to help fish and their larva
Stay that way, and your only friend will be Big Bertha
Your ways are disgusting, your games are just gross
But at the very least you could keep the mud out of home
Here is what you and Charles have in common
You're both wild animals, how's that for pet lover?
Its already time somebody teach you some manners
I might be a snob, but at the very least I've got standards
You make mud pies, and you think that we bother?
I'll be honest with you, people think you are my brother
Lana:
You can keep your so-called "beauty" 'cause I'm a beast on the mic
And you're right about me being wild
Practically a tomcat (mreow!)
Compared to me, your skills are at best mild
Oh and by the way, I've got friends who like me for who I am
I blew the crowd away during that one pageant
I'm the real deal, a girl of many talents
While your act is just a sham
In fact, I think you're jealous because I'm the one who gave the people what they wanna see
The real cool kids are people who aren't afraid to show their true selves, like me!
I shoulda known that you could never spit
Thinkin' you're too prim and perfect even when you throw a hissy fit!
Lola:
Jealous? Me? And I thought Luan was the joker
And you say you're talented? Anyone can use a plunger
You think you'll beat me, I'll turn you into ash
Then place you and your lame rhymes back on the trash
No, seriously, what you look in there like a hobo
I'm kind of surprised you're not suffering from a huge disease combo
You'll be lucky if you ever see me give you a good homage
Cause your style annoys me and it's nasty,
C'est dommage.
(A/N) 2: Who won? Who's next? You decide! Let me know your thoughts in the reviews! :)