Disclaimer: I do not own the ideas of Pokemon.
How Red Really Won The Pokemon Championship
This is the championship match, to decide who the next champion will be! Announced the excited sounding man over the intercom, as the rest of the crowd sat on the edges of their seats. In the center ring were two figures, both of them belonging to teenage boys. Both are from Pallet Town! Red and Blue! Who will be crowned the victor of this suspenseful match?
Red stared at Blue from across the ring, Pokeball in hand, chest puffed out. The look in his eyes was nothing short of the utmost determination, which greatly complimented the smirk that was plastered to his face. Blue wore the same look, both of them simply standing as a man who was swaying smoothly, as if he were a worm, made his way across the ring holding up a sign that merely had a happy face drawn on it. This man, however, drew very little attention, except for one of the fans, who pulled a random Snorlax from her pocket and threw it with great strength onto the center of the stage, crushing the man and his sign.
We recently had an intermission, due to technical difficulties, but now we can finally finish with the match. The Snorlax began to squirm as the man continued.
Ready… Draw! The announcer yelled as the Snorlax melted into a puppy, who bounded happily off the stage, causing the woman who threw it to jump up and chase it, screaming, "No! Snorlax! Come back!"
Red and Blue ran into the center of the ring, and began running in slow motion, causing many confused facial expressions in the audience. "Why're they runnin' all slow motion?" Bill questioned from the audience, seeming rather perplexed. It was then that the Pokeballs were launched in the air and, as they hit the ground, a puff of smoke came, shielding the stage from all onlookers.
As the smoke cleared, Blue looked down at Red's choice, and quickly found himself to be unable to stop laughing. Blue had chosen his first Pokemon, Charizard, while Red had gone with a much… weaker Pokemon. "A Magikarp?" Screamed Blue, and everyone in the audience laughed as well. Charizard made a move to finish the small fish off, but blue stopped him.
"Don't worry, Charizard. I've got this one." He walked to the flailing Pokemon, and gave it a swift kick, causing it to glow and quickly grow into a horrific beast.
"G… Gyrados?" The newly evolved beast growled as it looked down, and quickly used Hyper Beam, taking out Charizard and Blue, both of them falling unconscious. There was a long period of silence before the man announced over the intercom system, Our new champion is Red from Pallet Town!
Red smiled, for deep down, he knew that once his Magikarp evolved, it would kick some serious ass.
AN: Yeah. This was really short, but I didn't want it to be too long, ya know? I'm not too big of a fan of one-shots that drag on and on and on. I kinda like ones that take a few minutes to read, then you're done! So, these were my random thoughts. Yet another crack-fic, completed.