100 Ways To Kill Sakura

by FallenAngelsFeelNoLove

My friends and I were really bored so we decided that we would find out how many ways we could kill our least favorite character, which happened to be Sakura. WARNING: This is DEFITNALLY not for a Sakura lover. So if you some how like her DON'T READ THIS!

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100 ways to kill/ torture Sakura

FallenAnglesFeelNoLove: Hey readers! This is my first time posting anything on I hope that you like it. And as you can see from the title, this is a MAJOR Sakura bashing. So if by some magical thing, you ACTUALLY like Sakura, this is not something that you should read. But HOW could you like Sakura? She's such a bitch, it isn't even funny. But to each his (or her) own.

Enjoy!! PLEASE REVIEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

1) Hit her on the head with a shovel

2) Drown her in her own bathtub

3) Give Sasuke a shotgun and tell him that Sakura loves him

4) Make her get some crap and make her eat it

5) Tell Konoha that she's a witch and burn her at a stake

6) Poison her

7) Sic Manda on her

8) Kill Sasuke (just as satisfying because you know Sakura will do suicide)

9) Make her listen to the Barney theme song over and over again

10) Make her watch telitubbies

11) Burn her with a flamethrower

12) Torture her with pictures of Sasuke with another girl

13) Slash some limbs off and put salt on them

14) Disembowel her with a rusty spoon

15) Cut her open slowly with a laser

16) One word… CHAINSAW!!

17) Melt her

18) Make her swallow a grenade

19) Give Ino a shotgun and tell her that Sakura is with Sasuke.

20) Make her find the source of the mysterious ticking noise (Potter puppet pals)

21) Feed her to Audrey2 (Little Shop of Horrors)

22) Electrocute her!!!

23) Cut of her fingers and pour acid on her wounds

24) Make her eat a whole bottle of acid

25) Make her eat rat poison

FallenAnglesFeelNoLove: Well, that's it for now folks. But if you have any really good ideas on how Sakura should die, JUST REVIEW!!!!!