Me: Wow I must of be really sugar high when I writing this huh?

Ayume: you have no idea.

Me: well anyways, this is something that will have other chapters so I don't get bored and angry that writers block is knocking at my door.

Ayume: Raven doesn't own any of the charaters in this random junk! The songs, costumes, tv folks, and anything else that doesn't have Raven's name on it!

Me: So please enjoy and make sure you check with a doctor that randomness is ok with you.

It was a nice peaceful day in Yugi's house, the birds acted like Peter Griffin, angels were flying in the sea, and Zorc was giving candy to the little kids of Whoville, that is till the little shrimp woke up, "Oh My Chicken! Mine hair is down!"

Yes, the spiky haired shrimp's hair was down. How you may ask well it's cause-

"Hey lady who's writing this! Shut up and tell the stupid story before I do it!"

Oh fine then Yugi! Cough…cough! Ok let me do this again!

Yugi was standing in front of his mirror putting on gel trying to put it up again but for some reason it didn't work so he grabbed a razor and glue.

"Oh Yami!"

The yami ran in with a donut in his mouth. "wuth?"

Yugi then jumped on him and shaved his hair off. "Yeah I did it!"

"Nooo!!" Yami screamed like a girl staring at the hair. He grabs his donut and flies it at the kid. "Donut power go!" It hits Yugi in the eye. "Yeah revenge!" Yami jumped out the window singing 'I believe I can fly'. Till he hit Bakura who was playing solitaire on his belly.

"Yo, dumb ass you ruined my pizza!" Bakura grabbed his ring and poked it at the pharaoh. "Ha, I win!"

"But it's not Tuesday, kitty!" Yugi shouted with Yami's hair glued on his chin.

"Damn foiled again!" He hopped into a pumpkin and drove away.

Marik fell from the sky and landed on the half dead yami who died again. Marik flipped over glaring at the sky. "Look I didn't mean to cheat on you but the ground was hotter in bed last night!" A fanning pan was flown at his head but miss and hits Seto's instead.

"Ow!" He yelled rubbing it. "Yugi!" He points at Marik. "I challenge you to a beer off!"

"I'm up here stocker!"

"oh…well I still challenge you to a duel!"

"I thought it was a beer off?"

"I changed it!" Seto laughed like Pegasus after he drank very old wine. "I summon chocolate bunny!" An Easter bunny appears and throws his chocolate at Yugi.

Yugi opened his mouth WIDE and ate every one of them! His life points raised to 1,000,000,000!

"Ha, I summon cream puffs!" A every large cream puff appears squishing Seto under it's goodness. "Yeah I win again!"

Then Ryou runs in seeing the cream puff. He does a fan girl scream before eating the pastry.

"No, Ryou NO!" Malik hops in wearing a Sailor Moon costume. "That has Seto germs!"

"Who cares it's magically delicious!"

Malik started crying while kicking Yami's body killing him yet again. "But I'm magically delicious too!"

Seto crawls out from under the cream puff wearing a fish as a hat. "Stop eating my wife!"

Ryou turned into Diabound and ate Seto. Seconds later spits him out. "Eww! It tastes like money!"

Mokuba comes by riding on a broom. "woah! What happened to my sister?"

"SISTER!?!"

Seto dusted himself/herself off smirking. "Yes everyone I'm a girl. Why do you think I always go after Yugi?"

Yugi screamed so loud that Yami died again. "AHHH!! I going to jump!" He jumps out his window. "So long world!"

"Yugi you were on the first story." Malik pointed out doing the Sailor Moon pose.

"It's still high for me!"

"Well all you need is some good old milk!" Marik smiled running for home.

His house sees him, then screams like that chick from the movie scream and runs away.

"No baby come back!"

The ground under Malik's feet gives away causing him to fall through. Seconds later Bakura's head pops up. "Sup dudes. Narley my Diabound it back like from the dead dude, sweet!"

Malik soon popped up but out of Yami's mouth. "Opps must of taken a wrong turn in Joey's brain."

Yugi sighed climbing back in his window. "I'm going to be emo now." He turns around closing the window just so he can open them again to glare at everyone. "No calls!" Slam!

Yugi jumped on the couch flew the remote at the tv till it came on. Barney was dancing with Pegasus. "Ahh! It burns!"

The tv shot fire burning the yami beard on Yugi's chin. "No! It's cold fire only! Ahh!!"

Joey runs in pulls the beard off tossing it on the ground stomping on it. "Die Anzu Die!"

Anzu looked into the doorway, "Someone say my name?"

"Shut up ugly can't you see I'm killing the witch!" Joey throws the burn beard at Anzu making her melt.

"No, I'm melting!" She mimicked the witch from the wizard of oz movie.

Marik and Bakura run in dress in drags dancing around the green goo that was once Anzu. "Ding Dong the witch is dead, the wickedly wicked witch!"

"Oh My Chicken, can't you all shut up! Can't you see I'm watching Pegasus make out with Barney!" Yugi yelled. He went under his couch then pulls out a sling shot and a bag of lucky charms. "Get out!" He starts flinging the goodness at them till they left with the goo Joey tied to a leash.

"Finally." Yugi sighed. He farted making him laugh till he shit himself. "Damn it, and Yami's dead so he can't change my dipper!"

"I'll do it!"

"Get the hell out Seto!" Yugi grabs a bat. "How the Zorc can I hit a ball with this thing if he's a girl?"

Seto skipped around the shrimp tossing petals around him singing, "Well somebody told me, You had a boyfriend, Who looked like a girlfriend."

Malik walks in holding his stomach turning green, "Hey Yug, can I use your bathroom? I swallowed Bakura's millennium ring."

"Go in your own house!"

"But Marik's still chasing it!"

Yugi's eye twitched. "Fine, but bring lots of candles with you!"

Malik smiled running to the bathroom. "Don't worry you'll need them when Bakura's done! He swallowed the millennium rod!"

Seto stopped singing and skipping and looked down on himself. "Damn I forgot to wear a bar today…or any underwear."

Mokuba comes in wearing nothing but bell bottom pants with his hair in a afro. "Yo, Seto baby, you didn't tell me your going commando in public again."

"aw, but g-strings give me diarrhea."

"No more! Please!" Yugi whined running into the kitchen. "ah…my paradise."

"oh hey Yugi!" Ryou waved smiling. "I just made lunch you want some?"

Yugi nodded seating himself on a tiger. "What we having?"

Ryou smiled again bringing a covered plate to the table. "Oh nothing much but…Yami's brains!" He lifted the lid revealing a brain as small as a walnut. "Whahahaha!"

Yugi shrugged popping it in his mouth. "Huh, never knew Yami had jelly flavored brain."

"Me ether till Yusei took some of it on his stardust card and ate it." Ryou smiled walking away towards the door. "Well see yah-" BAM!

The door slammed opened right on Ryou's face. Marik runs to Yugi drops a bottle of red milk in front of him then he faints. Yugi gasped, "Oh MY Chicken! Ryou!" He runs to the door and stokes it. "You hurt my mommy."

Ryou stood up covering his face with a pancake till he took it off for Yugi to gasp again this time a Kuriboh came out. "Oh My, Ryou…your…your…HOT!!!"

"huh?" Ryou grabs his man purse digging though it tossing out the things it hold. A wallet, hammer, gum, a brick, the fridge, Yami's head, Seto's wallet, a pizza, Tristan's hair, Jack Sparrow, some random dude, Bakura's wallet, Zorc's candy, strawberries, whip cream, and a pumpkin. Then he pulls out a little compact opens it and gasped but this time a necoface came flying out.

"I am hot!" He looked like Johnny Depp and that cute dude from the movie the Mummy combined.

"OH MY RA! Ryou's kawaii hot!!" Both boys turned there head 180 degrees around to see two girls with hearts in their eyes drooling at Ryou's way.

"NO!! Their back!!" Ryou screamed like a girl before running away as the girls ran after him with nets in hands.

Blink…blink…is it me or was that me and Rya?

"Yes it was and now can you excuse me I got a date with Duke to go to." Yugi huffed stomping all over Marik's face.

Marik snored away sucking up Yugi's pie in the progress. "No!! Inuyasha!"

Yami then falls though the ceiling holding a monkey in his hands. "Look Yugi I got my baby back from the evil goblins." He dies again…how many times did that happen?

Yugi shrugs, "No clue, crazy lady that's in my mind."

Bakura runs in with a surf board. "Like woah, dude, I like saw this Narley hot dude getting chase by these weird looking creatures and I was like 'woah' and then I was like 'double woah' and after that Zorc like gave me a hug saying I was like his long lost daughter or something and I was like 'woah' and he was like 'dude' and I was like 'wicked'…can I have pie?"

"Get out surfer dude! Just do something instead of telling me stuff in surfer!" Yugi through the pie that was under Marik and Bakura caught it.

"Like thanks dude, I wonder if that hot cutely outside likes pie."

"Ryou does and get out!" Yugi grabs Yami's dead body and swings it around like a bat till it broke in half. "awe, my toy broke…oh and Yami's dead again, you can put that down as six times."

Thank you shrimp.

"No, No, thank you crazy lady writing down what ever I say, and I like licking my feet while Yami's in the bathroom screaming about stop flushing the toilet while he's in the shower…hey stop doing that!"

Never! WAHAHAHAHA!!! Lighting strikes!!! BOOM!!

"…note to self, when talking to my doctor remind him that a chick is making me turn emo." He wrote it on Marik's face with a permanent pen.

A large bang was heard somewhere in the house. Seconds later Seto, dressed as Cinderella, was being chased by Pegasus. "No, you can never have my milkshake!"

"But it's simply fabulous!"

Yugi blinked, "…has it come down for you to take a line from LK?"

More likely…I like pie!

"NO!!"

You suck!

"Yes everyone know's that! Even that random guy who fell out of Ryou's purse!"

…right…it's a man purse by the way.

"Yeah, yeah, hit me baby one more time!"

Mokuba comes in crying, "I can't believe you Yugi!"

Yugi picks his nose at him, "What?"

"You want a baby to hit you! How wrong are you!"

"I can answer that!" The boys looked around but nothing was in the garage. So they gave up and went to watch Barney and Zorc fight over a penny.

Yugi grabs the banana and switches the tv into a transformer. Mokuba gets angry and throws the couch at the transformer who exploded sending Yami to the moon who got eaten by a school of hippos.

And Seto who was a girl…or a guy…sheman?…let's say a shim! Right so the shim was in the closet playing on her phone talking to Kemo on how shim's not going to the prom with Hennery the pickle.

Pegasus was poking at Yami's dead body in the kitchen. It burped making Pegasus straight!

"Hey dudes, I'm grabbing a beer want to come?!"

Mokuba does a belly dance, "I do!"

"But your to old, Burp!"

Mokuba pouts setting fire on the potato tree. Joey starts crying saying it was his long lost fish so he ran into the bathroom but ran out with his face upside down. "Don't go in there!"

Marik rips Joey's face off replacing it with Chuck Norris. "Why?"

"Malik's shitting his brains out!"

The tan teen walks out seconds later looking like a skeleton in Barrie clothes. "I'm dumb now…Mango!" Starts eating his hand.

"Hey!" Yugi shouted taking Malik's hand away. "This is my mango!" So he starts eating it.

"Sup dudes!" Bakura grins carrying a chained up Ryou. "I got like my future wife! Ain't he like handsome?!"

Malik laughs stupidly licking a cat. "Ha, apples taste funny."

"Let go of me!" Yami shouted…I thought Malik was licking a cat?

Marik then starts glowing blue making everyone turn blind. When Mokuba woke up from his nap he smiles pointing at Marik, "Oh my Shim! My Marik-chu is evolving into Kid Rock!"

The light died down cause Seto stabbed it with a rubber chicken and Kid Rock is standing there with his guitar. "ARE YOU READY TO ROCK!"

"YEAH!!"

"What's my name?!"

"Kid Stone!"

"…No! Epic Fail!" Kid Rock smashes his drums and walks away with Hennery the pickle behind him.

"No Hennery come back!" Seto cries out waving a handkerchief in the air.

The pickle turns around, "That's not even my name."

"What is your name?"

The pickle glows red making everyone go death. When it stopped everyone gasped out watching a Will Smith fly out of their mouths. Hennery or what ever his name was turned into a cow.

"You're Mai?!"

The cow…or Mai…um…let's say Mow. Mow looked at Seto, "No not really." He…she…IT! Unzipped their back revealing Jackie Chan!

"Oh My Mutt! It's Malcolm in the Middle!" Joey sang with hearts in his eyes.

Jackie Chan Kang Fu Joey's ass, "That's Mr. Jackie Chan in the middle, to you!"

The shrimp looked at everyone, "You know I think I should kill the author now."

Wait! What?!

Yugi puts on a Jason mask holding a fork. "Here's Yugi!"

O.o…HELP!!!

"Don't worry I'll help you!" Malik jumps on Jackie Chan in the middle. "Don't you dare hurt the computer writing the human!"

"You know Yugi it's bad to hurt the author of this." Yami said standing in front of the shrimp. Yugi pokes the spoon in his side making Yami pop like a rock.

Yugi looks up at the words, "…What the Zorc are you typing?! It doesn't make any sense!"

"Nether does like your face, dude." Yugi stabs Yami again.

Yami's on the ground holding his foot, "I didn't say it, Bakura did!"

"No I like didn't! I was like making out with my, you know, future wife!"

Yugi throws the chainsaw at Joey but Joey does a spin then screams, "Crouch Kick Attack!" Then kicks Yugi there.

"…ow, my Hennery." Then Yugi passes out.

"Yeah I win again! All hail Joey Norris!"

Hooray I'm saved!

Then the whole world blew up and everyone died but Yami who died to many times became immortal. "Yeah I'm alive!" Then Ryou kicks him into a moving train and that's the beginning!

…what? I couldn't hurt Ryou! He's Johnny Depp and the Mummy dude combined!

Me: You know this isn't bad! I guess I should do more when I got nothing less to write or I got Writer's block yelling at me.

=door knocks=

Ayume: I'll get it!! =opens the door= Hey Raven!

Me: Yeah?

Ayume: Your friend Writer's block is here!

Me: O.o AHHHHHHH!!!!! =runs away=

Ayume: -_-...please review.