bobbi; Ok this is the story of Cinderella, but with the cast of the Harry Potter books. Harry, of course will play the lead part, and

draco; wait a sec, how come Harry gets the lead part?

bobbi; you wanna play the poor, over worked Cinderella?

draco; nevermind.

bobbi; so as i was saying, Harry plays the lead, Voldemort will play the evil stepmother and the stepsisters are

voldemort; what!? I gotta play a girl? And be Potter's mom as well? No way, never in a million years!

bobbi; you only have to wear a dress, and you get to boss Harry around for the most of the story.

voldemort; really? like make him be my servent? wear a tutu? or make him kiss a frog?

harry; WHAT?!

bobbi; yes he will be like a servent, he'll cook and clean for you. and if you want he'll wear a tutu, but you can't make him kiss a frog.

harry; thank god.

death eaters; why not?

bobbi; because it's cruel.

snape; i should think so. i mean, come on haven't frogs suffered enough.

harry; your more worried about frogs than your own student. that's just mean.

ron; your sick, man.

hermione; Ron that is no way to speak to our teacher. even if what he said was cruel.

Hermione gives Snape a disapproving look. Snape turns away, giving an apology under his breath

bobbi; ok, back to what I was saying. umm.. oh yeah roles of harry's stepsisters will be played by Bellatrix Lestrange and Lucious Malfoy. The king will

bellatrix & lucious; WHAT THE HELL!?!

harry; you hate me, don't you bobbi?

bobbi; no i don't hate you. and Bellatrix, Lucious you get to tease Harry and halfway through you get to rip his clothes and leave him standing outside cold and crying.

bellatrix & lucious; ok. we're cool.

harry; why can't someone else be Cinderella?

bobbi; because you match her perfectly. your parents died when you where young, you were forced to cook and clean by your only living family, you recieved an invitation, and your life got better. now i'm gonna finish the cast list and start the story, nobody is gonna interfere got it.

fred & george; or else what?

bobbi; or else i'm gonna make it so your wearing canine pheromones, so you smell like a dog in heat and put you in a windowless and doorless room with Fluffy.

everyone; NOOOOOOOOOO!!

bobbi; now where was i? oh yeah, the king and queen will be Albus Dumbledore and Minerva McGonagal.

several people roll their eyes. someone mutters 'of course'

boobi; Sirius Black will be the fairy god mother.. er i mean father. Hermione will be the royal adviser and Draco..

sirius; WHAT?! i am not gonna be a stupid winged fairy with a little crown, no way...

giant perfume bottle appears and sprays Sirius. A trapdoor opens under Sirius' feet, he falls into the room below. A slight growl emits from within the darkness

sirius; nice doggie, good doggie, stay... NOOOOO!!

The trapdoor swings shut. Soft growls and deep moans continue to be heard through the door

bobbi; anyone else have something to say?

Everyone shakes their head vigorously

bobbi; damn i forgot what i was saying. oh well, might as well start the story now.

Cast looks from one to the other wondering who is to play the prince, but too afraid to ask

Cinderella

Harry Potter Version

Once upon a time, in a far away kingdom. There lived a poor young girl, who's mother died giving birth then lost his father at a early age and was forced to live with his stepmother, Voldemort and her two evil daughters Bellatrice and Lucious. Poor Harry was forced to cook all the meals for her family, and clean up after her sisters.

One day while Harry was cleaning the floors of the entryway, someone knocked. Wiping his hands with a washrag, Harry answered the door. "May I help you?" Harry said politly.

snickers could be heard from the backroom, mutters of 'momma's boy' and 'goody two-shoes'

bobbi; knock it off or else you'll be joining them!

waves hand in the direction of trapdoor

all; yes ma'am

Standing at the entrance was the royal messanger, Ron. With a tired voice he spoke, "I have here, a message stating that every eligable female that has come of age is to attend the Prince's Ball. So that he may find a bride. Attendance is optional, though it is best to come so as not to upset the Queen."

Ron gasps for breath as Hermione looks on worriedly

draco; how did you do that without breathing?

fred; takes after mum, that one does

george; so true

grinning, the twins run while avoinding hexs thrown at them by Ginny

Holding out the invitation, Ron takes a deep calming breath as Harry covers his ears. Not a second later two high pitched screeches echo of the walls as Harry's sisters come running down the stairs.

To Be Continued, I think?

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