Hi, journal. It's me, Pam Beesly. Just thought that I'd start writing in you again. I think that I'm going to be writing in here a lot from now on because Michael started this new documentary thing and I don't think that I can handle it alone. It's one of his "projects". I think that Michael thinks that he's more interesting than Kim Jong Il or something. I don't actually think that Kim Jong Il is interesting. It's just that he thinks that he is interesting and thinks that he is always filmed for this Hollywood movie.
Michael introduced the whole camera crew to me on film today. It was awful. He first said that I had been at Dunder Mifflin for forever. I mean I don't even like it there. I'm only there because I needed a job right after high school….Of course it has been 7 years since high school. But I'll be gone as soon as Roy and me get married….which is sometime….I hope. It's just. I don't know…let's get back to the day. Well, after Michael embarrassed me in front of the camera, which I'm sure he'll do it again because he does that day, I gave him a message from corporate. It had some kind of agenda for a meeting on it. Well he throws it in my face and says that the special corporate file is the waste paper basket. Well later that day, Jan, which is essentially everyone's boss here at the Scranton Branch came in and had a meeting with Michael in his office. I was also in the meeting because unfortunately, someone has to take notes. Well, Jan asks Michael about the agenda and what he would like to add to it when he says that he never got one… he even had the nerve to look at me and ask me why the agenda wasn't' in his hands! I mean Oh MY God! Who does that right? I couldn't believe him. You know what I did though Journal? I was on the spot so I told the truth. I'm not going to take the blame for his stupid little….it's fine…Well Jan gave him her agenda and they discussed the rest of the agenda without incident. Thank goodness. Just joking...I found out today that the Scranton branch might be closed from that meeting. Michael went haywire. It was hilarious. Then…that irritating Todd Packer calls and asks about Jan's pubes. Yes, so inappropriate. I couldn't think of anything to say but Jan just pretended that she didn't hear it and asks Michael to keep his trap shut which we both know is impossible. When Jan left everyone was worried about their jobs it seemed except me and Jim. We were only worried about Angela's cat party on Saturday. Ha! I so want to go just to see what it's like...a cat party. What else happened today? Jim made a pencil fort against Dwight. Dwight actually said that he would fall and pierce one of his organs. Oh! We got a new temp today. His name is Ryan. Don't know if I like him, we will see. Michael took a liking to him though. That's about all…but seriously, I would be totally fine if they let me go. The only thing that I like here is Jim. Not that I like him. He's a good guy. That's all. Yes. Well. I guess I'll write you in you tomorrow. Michael still needs his messages though.