30 ways to annoy Neji!
(Caution; do not attempt any of these stunts or risk being poked to death.)
1.) Follow him around and poke him all day, call it 'revenge' for what he did to Hinata.
2.) Braid his hair and then glue a pillow to the end of the braid while he is sleeping.
3.) Send him a fake letter saying that Gaara loves, and stalks him.
4.) Insist that he looks like the creepy girl from the grudge when he wakes up in the morning.
5.) Announce to the village that he has a crush on Hinata and run like hell.
6.) Pretend you're a squirrel and throw acorns at his head, and the occasional coconut.
7.) Die his hair white wile he sleeps, oh and don't forget to cover his face in white, permanent, make up.
8.) Pretend to scream your head off and tell him Halloween is still 4 months away, don't be so eager to get into your costume.
9.) Tape a fart machine to his back. (Small one so he won't notice.)
10.) make the machine go off continuously while he talks to Tsunade.
11.) When he is beating up a tree for training, pretend to be the announcer.
12.) Example; Kicks tree Oh and there's a strong kick to the right side of the tree! I have never seen anything like this folks! This is a once in a life time opportunity, to see something as amazing as this! And there goes another kick to the left side of the tree! Oh that's gotta hurt!
13.) Write a letter to Lee, saying that He is Neji's one true Love!
14.) Hug him and don't let go.
15.) Claim that you saw him using his brakeman to look in the girls locker room and scream PERVERT! every time he walks by.
16.) Chew on his hair and claim the spit is hair gel.
17.) Make him act out the play 'Romeo and Juliet'
18.) Make him Romeo
19.) Make Rock Lee Juliet
20.) Eat popcorn and watch in amusement as TenTen beats the crap out of him after the kissing seen with Lee.
21.) Get the song 'I'm to sexy for my shirt' Stuck in his head.
22.) Give Hinata a food pill from Kiba and let her loose on Neji
23.) Pretend to care when he runs away screaming
24.) ask him what sex is when you already know and make him tell you the real thing, not the stork crap.
25.) When he is sitting down throw a cat at him and watch his expression when the claws dig into his skin
26.) Yell 'Oopsy! My bad!' when he starts running around crying
27.) When he starts talking pretend to fall asleep
28.) Set a couple pit-bulls lose in the boys bathroom when he's trying to go pee.
29.) Blame the pit-bull incident on Rock Lee and watch the sparks fly.
30.) Change into Sasuke, Cross dress while your him, and try to go kiss Neji without being killed.