A/N: Ok, don't hate me but I've been dying to make a crack fic lately, and so the following shtuff is gonna be really fucking weird. Like…really, so if you can't handle my weird parings and nonsense plot, then I wouldn't blame you. I've just been dying to be an idiot and make this stuff happen, it's all due to my RP with my friend Raven…no, not Mystique. That'd be tight, lol. Ok, onwards!
"What do you mean 'all the future and past generations are coming together'." Erik and Charles said, looking quite warily at the clearly stoned Sean Cassidy.
"I'm serious! Something happened and now all of our time has been jumbled into one huge happening! IT'S THE APOCOLYPSE!" Sean practically shouted in their ears, "You're high aren't you." Erik said to the Irish boy currently looking around with the ghost of a crazy rampage running through his mind. "It's alright Sean, you are amongst friends, you can tell us, and I promise we won't judge you." The ever calm Charles stated while he tried to console the teen.
"Let the record show that it was Charles that said that, I promise /to/ judge you." Erik said, an ever present smirk plastered on his face. Charles shot him one of his infamous looks, although unlike the glare he usually wore when disappointed, this one was much worse for Erik, it was the 'no sex for a week' look. "If you don't believe me, then how do you explain /that/?" Sean said as he pointed behind the couple. Turning around Charles and Erik were faced with what looked like an old guy in a wheelchair and a next to him stood a stranger old man with a helmet of sorts on.
"The fuck is happening!" Sean shouted once more, Charles sighed and looked at the pair in front of them, "Hello, I'm sorry but what are your names?" The older man in the wheelchair smiled "My name is Charles Xavier, but the children refer to me as Professor X." But I'm sure you know that, you are me after all. Charles blanched at the voice that suddenly appeared in his head, he was at a loss for words. It was Erik's turn to inspect the man that stood before him, "Don't bother," the elder man said, with a flick of his wrist he sent the metal bolts in the door flying to the other side of the room where they floated for a moment in front of Erik's astonished face before dropping to the floors, "That answer your questions?" The two men looked at eachother and at the men in front of them… "Isn't this going to create some sort of paradox?" Erik asked. "No…for the sake of this fan fiction, that's not gonna happen." A voice that descended from the sky's said.
"Okay then…What exactly is going on here?" Alex said as he walked down the stairs, which were now crowded with several students he had never seen before in his life. Looking around he saw that the mansion was split down the middle; things weren't really adding up right now…that's when he saw Sean.
"I swear on the river Styx, if you slipped something in my drink last night or put pot in those brownies I'll blast you into a pile of ash Cassidy." He said in a somewhat menacing tone as he grabbed the younger boy by the collar of his shirt. Poor Sean, it really wasn't his day. "Chill man, chill I had nothing to do with this!" He raised his hands up in a sad attempt at defense.
"If it wasn't you, then what the hell hap-" Alex was cut off as someone smacked into him, clearly not paying attention, he bent to help the brunette pick up his books he had sent falling to the floor. Seeing his chance, Sean fled. Looking back up Alex saw who the boy was "Scott?" He practically shouted in confusion, "Scott it's me Alex, you remember don't you?" the look on the poor boys face said it all, he had no idea who Alex was, Scott shook his head slowly "I'm sorry but I've never seen you in my entire life…" Scott glanced at the professor, seeing if he had any idea what was going on. But was shocked to find him side by side with Magneto. They were both talking with two younger men. Glancing around, Scott realized that half the Mansion looked different, like how it was in the picture with the founders of the X-Men…wait a minute, "Um, what did you say your name was?" Scott asked, looking back at the blond boy, "Alex, Alex Summers. But a lot of people call me Havok." He stated, and Scott didn't know whether to hug him or run away, because the man that stood before him was his brother, but he was supposed to be dead.
"What's going on here?" Remy whispered to Jubilee as they watched what could only be described as mass hysteria commencing before their very eyes.
Jubilee just shook her head, "I have no clue, do you wanna go check up on John and Bobby? See if they know anything?" The Cajun shrugged his shoulders and started walking off to where the boy's dorms were. Upon opening the door they found John and Bobby talking in hushed tones, Bobby's hand resting casually on John's leg. John looked to be torn between crying and jumping for joy.
"Uh…what's going on here?" Jubilee asked, the two boys looked up, Bobby smiling as he spoke words that no one thought could ever be possible. "John's pregnant…" Jubilee laughed, "Quite pulling my leg guys, seriously what happened?" John and Bobby just looked at her as if she had just slapped them, "We /are/ serious, you remember that news report about five months ago where they said it was possible for guys ability's to mutate and they could reproduce? Well, John's one of those mutants who can do that…"
Without missing a beat Remy held out his hand in front of Jubilee, "I told you John was the taker, you owe me 20 bucks sis." Huffing a bit Jubilee begrudgingly took out two tens from her wallet, handing them over to Remy, "How the hell could you possibly be right?" She questioned, receiving a smug look from Remy, "They don't call me Gambit for nothing." John gapped at them, and then just outright glared, taking out his lighter he flicked it open in a threatening manner "You /bet/ on who was uke and semi in our relationship?" the tow just shrugged their shoulders, "We were bored." They responded in the same carefree manner. Strolling casually out of the room, leaving a very stunned Bobby Drake and a very mad St. John Allerdyce.
Casually strolling over to the part of the mansion that allowed you to look down at everyone passing by, Gambit in tow, Jubilee cupped her hands around her mouth in a makeshift amp, and proceeded to shout "Hey everyone! Johnny's prego and Bobby's the Daddy!" silence fell, but it only lasted for a brief moment before everyone else started noticing the strange new people and the fact that the mansion was split in two.
A/N: I have more writen for this, but I'll only post it if people actually like this, or if I get bored...either of those are a possibility right now...although ever since I found these amazing prompt tables on LJ I have been writing a lot of shtuff lately, so don't judge people that I just wanted to be really weird for a while and decided to write this, anywho...I hope you all enjoyed this...somewhat at least, please RR and thank you for reading :D