Disclaimer: I don't own any of the RHPS characters, or the movie, but you already know that so don't sue me.

OK, this is my first time doing this, so this could be crap. Please R/R, no flames please. Email me at Columbia_frankiefan13@hotmail.com

I wrote this today during math class. It's to the tune of "when Johnny comes marching home", or, "the ants go marching 1 by 1", they're both the same tune. So, here goes nothing!

When Frankie comes marching home again

Hurrah, Hurrah

We'll give him a VERY hearty welcome then

Hurrah, Hurrah

The men will cheer, the boys will shout

Who can blame em?

Franks got clout!

Cause the men turn gay

When Frankie comes marching home again

Janet Wiess will scream with joy

Hurrah, hurrah

Oh, poor Brad, that pitiful boy

Hurrah, hurrah

The Denton lads and lassies say

"Is he straight? Or bi or gay?"

We'll all be gay!

When Frankie comes marching home

I love Frankie, that sexy man

Hurrah, Hurrah

But at heart I'm a Brad Majors fan

Hurrah, Hurrah

Dump your slut and come with me

We'll have fun, just wait and see!

So let's blow this joint

Before Frankie comes marching home