Well, here it is, my first attempt at a parody, or a fic of any kind really. Let me know how ya like it, or why you don't like it. And thank you for reading it.

I OWN NOTHING! The only thing I originally created were the lyrics of the parody and that was based off of the song that belongs to The Barenaked Ladies Called "Alcohol" off of their album Stunt. I also most certainly do not own Professor Snape. He is a creation of J.K. Rowling, author of Harry Potter ```````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````` `````` Lyric Parody by Sailor Aeris:

Potions Class

Potions Class, I'm learning about alchemy Potions Class, a passing grade necessity Potions Class, alternative to chemistry in a lab Oh Potions Class a good grade I will have

I love this book more, than I did the chapter before I discovered Severus

"Potions Class totally rocks"



Forget Professor Dumbledor screw Professor Sprout I don't care if they all die he's the only one I care about

Potions Class your draughts resolve like my homework never will Oh Potions Class, that draught has made me ill.

I love this book more, than I did the chapter before I discovered Severus

Oh Professor Snape will you please forgive me I forgot my homework again No prob., I'm a Slytherin!

I thought that Professor Snape was a child abusing looser with nothing else to do I thought that Potions Class was bunch of crap I'd never have to use

But now I know that Snape kicks but and so does Potions Class too; even if Snape's hair really makes me wanna puke!

(Chanting) Potion, potion, potion (x48)

I love this book more Than I did the chapter before I discovered Serverus

And would you please ignore that I dropped a flask on the floor and burned a hole in the in the stone

Oh Professor Snape Would you even forgive me if I forgot my homework again if I weren't in Slytherin?

(Would you please forgive me? Would you please forgive me?)

************************** Original Lyrics by The Barenaked Ladies:

Alcohol

Alcohol, my permanent accessory Alcohol, a party time necessity Alcohol, alternative to feeling like yourself Oh alcohol I still drink to your health

I love you more, Than I did the week before I discovered alcohol

"That's what I'm talking about"

Forget the cafe lattes Screw the raspberry iced tea A Malibu and Coke for you A G and T for me

Alcohol, your songs resolve Like my life never will When someone else is picking up the bill

I love you more Than I did the week before I discovered alcohol

Oh alcohol Would you please forgive For while I cannot love myself I'll use something else

I thought that alcohol Was just for those with nothing else to do I thought that drinking just to get drunk Was a waste of precious booze

But now I know that there's A time and theres a place where I can choose To walk the fine line between self-control and self-abuse

```````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````` ``````` So, that's it. My little parody in honor of Professor Snape. I hope it made sense and was enjoyable. If it was, or was not, please review and let me know. Thank you for reading my first 'fic'. See ya! Sailor Aeris