Disclaimer: I own none of this people. Get on with your life and leave me alone! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A bunch of the characters from Harry Potter were playing truth-or-dare. Here we go!

Ron: Er. Luna. Truth or dare?

Luna: Dare.

Sirius: (runs across room screaming)I'm not dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!! I'm here!!!!!!!!! Don't make me be dead! I'm alive!!! Alive, I tell you, ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

All: huh?

Jo (author): Don't worry. He's just in denial. He'll get over it.

All: who are you?

Jo: That's not important! Get back to the game. And leave Sirius alone.

Harry: But I'm in denial too! (curls up in a ball and starts sucking his thumb) I need comfort! (rocks back and forth while everyone just stares at him) *sniff* I need a hug.

Draco: Stop crying! Will someone hug him already, or do I have to?

Alicia: I'll hug him, if it will make him shut up.

Harry: Thanks!

Alicia: Just don't cry on my robes. (hugs Harry) Now can we get back to the game?

Harry: (keeps hugging Alicia) Of course.

Ron: Yeah. You said dare? Uh. I dare you to kiss. Prof. Flitwick!

Luna: But he's not even here.

Ron: Then you'll have to go find him. Someone can go with you.

Goyle: I will!

Luna: (smiles) Okay!

Ron: Then go! And (to Harry and Alicia) will you two stop making out?

Alicia: (stops kissing Harry) Okay. (whispers) Meet closet next door.

Harry: (whispers) Okay, Love.

Hermione: What's taking Luna and Goyle so long? ******************** Luna: Let's check his office.

Goyle: Uh. Sure.

Luna: (opens the door) Professor Flitwick!

Professor Flitwick is inside his office making out with. Madam Pince!

Flitwick: Er, um, hello, students!

Luna: Just interrupting for a moment. We'll be gone in a jiffy.

Goyle: A jiffy?

Luna: Of course. (Walks over and kisses Flitwick right on the lips) Cheeri oh, then! (Luna and Goyle leave)

Goyle: That was interesting.

Luna: Yup. Wanna make out?

Goyle: I'd love to!

They skipped into an empty room and starting making out. ************************** Pansy: I guess we should just continue on without them. Who'll ask?

Neville: I will!

Pansy: Go on, sweetie!

Neville: Let's see. Hmm.

Snape: I miss you, Sirius!

Sirius: I miss you, too, Sevy! But I'm her now!

Snape: Hm... You are.

Sirius: Yeah, so you can miss me later. Right now I have to go talk to Madam Rosmerta and see if she wants to go on a date. And if she doesn't, would you be interested, Cho?

Cho: You bet!

Neville: Hermione! Truth or Dare?

Hermione: Truth.

Neville: Uh, who have you made out with?

Hermione: Do I have to tell? Okay then. Ron, Draco, Krum, Colin, and Jeremy.

Neville: Okay. That makes sense. But who's Jeremy?

Hermione: Just a muggle I went to camp with.

Pansy: Oh.

Ron: You made out with Draco, Krum, and Colin! But you said you love me!

Hermione: I do love you, love!

Ron: Well, if you're gonna make out with Draco and Krum, so will I!

(Everyone stares at him.)

Draco: No thanks, mate. I'm interested in your sister. That'll be a bit awkward.

Ron: Yeah. I'll make out with someone instead. Lavender?!

Lavender: But we made out last week!

Ron: Oh, yeah. I'm fine then. Back to the game!

Hermione: Truth of dare, Draco?

Draco: Dare.

Hermione: Go find out what's taking Luna and Goyle so long.

Draco: Okay.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ More to come soon! Lots of more pairings and much crazier truths and very scary and funny dares. Please Review!