How to Annoy England:

1) Insult his cooking

2) Speak French

3) Bring up the revolutionary war in every other conversation (Might make him more sad than annoyed)

4) Poke/Rub his eyebrows

5) Hint towards UsUk or FrUk in every sentence

6) Remind him how bad he is at performing magic/or how he "accidentally" summoned Russia

7) Start singing Pub and Go or Absolutely Invincible British Gentleman everytime he walks into the room

8) Laugh like France

9) Eat things and talk at the same time (hamburgers are suggested)

10) Drink things and talk at the same time

11) Tell England about what a "wonderful" job he did at raising America

12) Tell him it's learned not learnt

13) Mock his accent

14) Get a fake wizard's hat and wand and wave it around

15) Pretend to summon stuff

16) Pretend to see flying mint bunny

17) See flying mint bunny in places he's obviously not so England thinks he can no longer see him

18) Constantly ask him stupid questions

19) Hug him ... a lot ...

20) Mention that Spain owned Florida and mention what horrible parenting that was on his part

21) Try to get rid of the "caterpillars" on his face

22) Pretend to be a figment of his imagination

23) Say 1D is the only good thing coming from England ... and they suck (No offense guys!)

24) Go online...find his secrets...send them all to America and France

25) Send suggestive pictures of him to France

26) Send suggestive pictures pictures of France to him

27) Ask him if Flying Mint Bunny ever has to go to the vet ... if he says no (or even if he says yes) lecture him on animal abuse

28) Call him Jerkland

29) Tell him Sealand is a country

30) Tell him Sealand is his son and France is the mother

31) Casually mention he might want to go reclaim him from Sweden (if he says he won't lecture him about child abuse)

32) Take a video of him while he's drunk

33) Send the video of France

34) Take suggestive pictures of him and France (or America)

35) Send the pictures to Hungary or Japan

36) Laugh maniacally, don't tell him why

37) Follow him around with a camera, take pictures of him doing random things

38) Repeat everything he says

39) Introduce him to some not so nice fanfictions

40) Ask him if he's secretly the Doctor (Doctor Who reference)

41) Ask him if you can be his colony

42) Tackle hug him every 10 minutes

43) Randomly scream and point to his eyebrows, say they're mutated

44) Get France and America to agree with you

45) Try to rip his eyebrows off to send to the FBI for testing

46) Mention his pirate days, ask him why he's not so cool anymore

47) Do it with Spain in the room

48) An armed Spain

49) And an unarmed England

50) And finally ... show him this list