So I was thinking about the one thing that one would use to blackmail Judal, and I ended coming up with this AU-piece.
It seems pretty funny to me, and I hope you guys find this funny too! :)
I do not own Magi at all.
"Kukukukuku!"
A mysterious dark-haired boy sat in front of a dimly lit computer screen, surrounded by nothing except moonlit darkness. He furiously tapped the keyboard keys, his extremely long, puffy braid swinging in sync with each click.
"That stupid Kouen…I'll get him for what he did to me. How dare he forbid Kougyoku and Kouha from playing with me! I'll show him…Kukukuku…!"
The screen flashed in the dark room.
A blue-lined box popped up.
"What th-? You need a voice-activated, two or three-syllable password to get into his files?! And in his voice?! That Kouen…" the boy muttered, clearly irritated. He cleared his throat and tried his best Kouen-imitated voice.
"Er-One world."
Nothing happened.
"Goatee."
Nothing happened.
"Power?"
Still nothing.
"War? Wait-that's one syllable!"
The computer sat waiting.
"…Kouen?"
Still nothing.
The boy got angry and started yelling.
"Koumei! Kouha! Kougyoku! Hakuyuu! Hakuren! Hakuei!"
The box disappeared.
The boy blinked. "Kouen's password is Hakuei? Seriously? Whatever-I'm in!" He leaned forward as numerous files started to pop up, eager to obtain whatever dirt he could get his hands on to destroy that evil creature known as-
"What are you doing in my room, Judal?"
-Kouen, who was standing right behind him in the doorway, casually leaning against the wall, as if he owned the place.
…which he did!
Judal was screwed.
"Let me get this straight: you broke into my house and hacked into my computer-just because I forbade Kouha and Kougyoku from spending time with you?" Kouen crossed his arm and looked at Judal critically. "Judal…that's low and very sad, even for you."
"SHUT UP, OLD MAN!" Judal was furious. Not only had he been stopped in his quest for much-needed blackmail, he had gotten caught and tied up by that hated-idiot, Kouen! It was that humiliating.
Judal glowered at the older man.
Kouen sighed; he was getting really tired of this pointless war between him and Judal. "All right, how's this: I let you as much time as you want with my siblings so as long you don't entice them into doing anything dangerous, like setting the roof on fire or road-driving with your feet. Would that end all this?"
"No! You'll only find some other excuse to separate the three of us! I won't agree! Ever!"
Judal defiantly jutted his head upward.
Kouen sighed again. He really hadn't wanted to do this-but Judal had given him no choice. "Fine then: you will stay in this house, tied up and stuck in this room for three days…"
"Fine by me!"
"...with no peaches."
"WHAAATTT?! YOU CAN'T DO THAT! NO, KOUEN! COME BACK! NOOOO!"
Two hours later, Judal conceded defeat and accepted the terms. The pair never spoke of that night again.
I tossed in Kouen's password in to indulge my whim. Seemed to fit the situation. ;)
Anyway, please review?