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The Day Of Duo Pt. One: The dawn of disaster
Duo
peacefully slept in his bed dreaming dreams of Heero and Hilde serving him
random types of cookies. "Heero, you know I like the double stuffed
Oreos."
The dream Heero reached into his
spandex pants and pulled out a bag of double stuffed Oreos. Hilde wearing a French maid uniform serves
Duo a pile of chocolate chip cookies on a silver platter. "Why thank you, Hilde. You look so nice in that maid uniform. The only problem is that the dress isn't
high enough."
The dream Heero and Hilde removed
all of their clothes and they slowly removed Duo's clothes. Heero unbuttoned Duo's pants when suddenly.
BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!
Duo slammed his fist on the radio
shutting it off the annoying buzz of the clock radio. "Stupid alarm, I was getting to the good part of my dream!"
He looked at the clock radio and
his eyes grew with shock. "HOLY CRAP, I
AM MISSING NASCAR RACERS!!!" He ran out
of his room and slid down the banister.
He hit the bottom of the stairs and he began to look around the house in
wonder.
"That's strange, usually at this
time Wu Fei is preaching to me that the banister is not a mode of
transportation around his house. And Quatre is usually sitting on the sofa
watching the last few minutes of Digimon. And Trowa and Heero, they are usually
drinking their morning coffee."
The braided
youth ran up the stairs and ran into Wu Fei's room. Wu Fei's bed was empty and
unmade. He ran into the other pilots' room and it was the same as Wu Fei's
room, completely empty. He ran into his
room and sat on his bed.
"Everybody
is gone. This could only mean one
thing, BUM BUM BUMMMM!!! I AM THE LAST
PERSON ON EARTH!!! I am all alone, I am
the only survivor of some apocalyptic war.
There is no one for me to trust, no one for me to rely on."
He grabbed his stuffed devil doll
and clenched it. "Don't worry devil
doll, I still trust you."
Duo ran into each of the pilots'
bedrooms and ran into the bathroom holding a pile of various items. "In memory
of my lost comrades, I will flush down the toilet an item belonging to each of
the fallen pilots. In memory of my dear
Heero Yuy, I flush a pair of his favorite spandex. In memory of my best buddy Quatre Winner, I flush his most fancy
teacup. In memory of quiet boy aka
Trowa Barton I flush his creepy clown mask.
And finally in memory of Chang Wu Fei, I flush…one of Wu Fei's warrior
pony tails that I cut off of him while he was asleep."
Duo dropped the items into the
toilet and attempted to flush the items down the toilet. The toilet water
raised after the first flush and clear toilet water spilled all over the
bathroom floor.
"Oh man, the guys are gonna be so
pissed at me!! I made such a mess of things.
Heero is gonna yell at me and-"
Slowly an evil smirk appeared on
Duo's face as he came to a realization.
"Wait a minute if am the only person in the world then no one can yell
at me if I mess things up."
Slowly his grin became an evil
smile as he came to a final realization. "Since no one is here, I can do all
the things I always wanted to do. KICK ASS!!!"
The braided youth threw back his
head and let out a laugh of pure evil and insanity. For the day of Duo has
finally come.
To be continued….may god have mercy on our souls! Meow…
