This is the first post-iwata death iwata fanfiction
One day Roy, Pikachu and Olimar were fighting in their glorious homeland of Nippon. On the glorious day in honor first of the empoeror of Japan second in honor of Pearl harbor and third in honor of satoru iwata's passing. The glorious nipponjin were then emasculated by Roy's words. " Pearl harbor is a lot like 9/11. "said Roy as he brandished his sword.
My one regret in life cried Iwata is that my final appearance publicly was me turning into a fucking furry named Falco lombardi. THen he transcended death and really was Falco Lombardi in starfox Zero
New Challenger approaching New challenger approaching said the announcer much to the dismay of Olimar Pkachu and Roy. Falco joined the battle
"personally I prefer the air" said falco, the corrupted corpse who was in all levels except physical Iwata as he dove from the sky into the japanese temple of the nintendo headqueaters.
falco iwata thenn took out his custom duel jet squelcher with kraken. "Please understand" he said as he sprayed his white ink all over the temple. By spraying his white ink he 9999p the turf war and got a bunch of hot squid girl tentacle porn action from all the staff members especially fox Miyamoto San and Slippy was a piece of shit.