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Winchesters On A Boat
OH SHIT.
Get your towels ready it's about to go down.
Sam and Dean hit the fucking deck.
But they stay on their motherfucking toes.
Because they got a job to do.
They're running this, let's go.
They're on a boat.
Big ole sea monster's taking a look at them 'casue they're on boat.
"I'm on a boat!" Dean nearly screamed.
"I'm on a boat!" Sam yelled triumphantly holding up a harpoon.
Dean glared at him. "Take a good hard look at the last time I'll ever be on a mother fucking boat."
They're on a boat bitch, took a look at that. Straight flowing on the deep blue see trying to save the day for you and me. Busting five knots, wind blowing out Sam's coat as he aims his harpoon.
Take a picture bitch, they're on a boat kicking ass. They were drinking champagne, because it's so crisp. But now they got a sea monster coming at the mother fucking boat. Dean's got his swim trunk and his flippy floopies, while Bobby's at his house straight making copies to help them.
"You're on a boat," the bad ass old man yelled, "But this ain't no time to be riding dolphins doing flips and shit. This ain't sea world, this is as real as it gets."
"I'm on a boat don't you ever forget! We're on a boat it's going fast and I'm in a nautical themed coat," Dean spoke into the phone, "I'm on boat- what do I do?"
"Harpoon to the heart." Bobby growled and slammed the phone shut. "Fuck land," he sighed, "I wanna be on a boat!"
"Fuck trees!" the sea monster roared as she grasped the boat with her powerful arms and began to pull herself upward, "I climb buoys mother fuckers!"
From the harbor parking lot, the Impala watched fearfully and fretfully sighed, "I wish I was on deck with my boys!"
Sam looked over his shoulder. "The boat engine make noise motherfucker!" He looked over and realized the boat was tilting as the beast pulled herself up onto the ship.
"Never thought I'd be on a boat," the sea monster yelled as she flopped one slimy tentacle over the side, "It's a big blue watery road. Poseidon, look at me!"
Dean looked at Sam and winked. "Believe me when I say, I fucked a mermaid!"
"Not the time!" Sam pointed to the sea monster.
All hands were on deck as they fought savagely with the beast. Her tentacles wrapped around Dean's ankle throwing him across the deck.
"Hey ma if you could see me now," Dean muttered as his arms flailed for balance, "arms spread wide on the starboard bow!"
Sam grabbed his hand, saving him from a fall. With a smile, they brought their harpoons down on the great beast. "Anything is possible!"
They rolled the beast off their boat and Dean took the steering. "I'm on a boat!" he said proudly as he spun the wheel.
Sam relaxed against the railing and smiled. "I'm on a boat."
They both yelled, "Take a good hard look at the mother fucking boat!"
Then Dean, with Sam's help rigging the sails, they sailed home… like a boss.
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