BENOIT: Hey! Why are you punishing ME?
BISHOFF: Because you'll take it.
BENOIT (pouting as the group continues their walk towards WWF camp) I KNEW I should have signed with WWF when my contract expired!
* * *
(Back at the WWF camp, the ring-crew sets up the ring, coconut-tron, chairs, torches, and whatever else happened to be on the Wrestle Vessel)
VINCE: We're going to make millions from this PPV!
SHANE McMAHON: Hey, pops, we're on a deserted island! How are we going to put this on PPV?
VINCE: We've found a way to send our TV waves across the Ocean onto the TV sets all across Canada and the USA!
SHANE: But how are we sending electricity through the cameras?
VINCE: Coconuts, Shane!! Don't you ever wonder how you could always watch GILLIGAN'S ISLAND even though they had no electricity?
SHANE: Umm... but dad... that was a TV SHOW! It wasn't real!
VINCE: Neither are wrestling angles! Now... go talk to Stephanie about her appearance tonight on HEAT. GO!
(Shane just shakes his head and goes off to talk to his sister).
* * *
(Bishoff and friends finally make their way through the grass... and come upon Vince's camp)
BISHOFF: A HA!! Now... let's steal their ideas and try to make OUR show worth watching again!
KIDMAN: (shaking his head and muttering to himself) Nothing can save our show as long as you continue pushing the 'over-40' crowd!
BISHOFF (looking at Kidman): Sorry, Billy... what did you say? I didn't hear you.
KIDMAN (rolling his eyes): What else is new?
(In the distance, the WCW group eyes the ring crew setting up. Then.. they see VINCE himself!)
BISHOFF (jumping out of hiding): VINCE! We've come to take over WWF
VINCE: I have a better idea... how about you and I work together - and stage a PAY PER VIEW!
TONY SCHIVONE (who appears out of no where): YES! It will be the biggest Pay Per View in the history of our sport!!
EVERYONE: SHUT UP!
(Schivone pouts, and digs into a box of Hostess Twinkies to cheer himself up)
* * *
(Finally, the PPV is ready to start! Commentators are Schivone, JR, and Jerry Lawler)
(All the fans who were shipwrecked with the talent are eagerly anticipating the PPV)
(It's night time and bamboo torches are providing the lighting for the show)
VINCE (coming to the ring and taking the mic -- with a loud '@$$hole' chant in the background): I promise... no.. I GUARANTEE that this will be a Pay Per View you will NEVER forgot!! So sit right back and you'll see the tale. The tale of a fateful Wrestling company... and how I can continue to screw Stone Cold for as long as we are abandoned on this island.
(After hearing that, all the non-bandwagon fans quickly jump into the lagoon and try to swim ANYWHERE to get away from the Austin/McMahon feud. Unfortunately, the waves wash them back on the shore of Wrestling Isle)
VINCE (seeing the poor beached Wrestling fans): Bwahahahahahahaa!! You can't leave! You can't leave, dammit! Now... on with the show!!
TO BE CONTINUED
WRESTLING ISLE - ENDING THEME
So this is the tale of our Wrestling friends
They'll feud for a long long time
They'll have to make the best of things
Because bookers are hard to find
Shane McMahon and Vin-mac too
will do their very best
To make Bishoff uncomfortable
in this tropic island mess
No pyro, no titantron, no Coors Light Beer
Not a single luxury
Like Bishoff's main eventers
It's primitive as can be
So join us here each week, my friends
You're sure to get a smile
From several stranded Wrestling stars
Here on Wrestling Isle
