Boys Will Be Boys by Luvscharlie
"Fuck, Jamie. That was—" Teddy sighed.
"I think the word you're looking for is fabulous." James collapsed in a sated heap upon the bed and sighed. He couldn't have moved if his very life depended on it… or so he thought.
A door slammed down the hall and the sing-song voice of Andromeda Tonks sang out. "Teddy, darling, are you home?"
Teddy leaped from the bed, grabbed James by the arm and pulled.
"What the--?"
Teddy's hand covered his mouth and he whispered, "If she finds you here, we're dead. Out the window."
"What? We're three floors up!" James braced his hands against the window frame and refused to budge.
"Do you really want my Nana to find you here? She'll Floo your parents and—"
"Okay, okay. I'm going," James grumbled, grabbing his clothes in a wad and inching out the window.
~*~
The next day, Teddy sought James out. "Look, Jamie, I feel terrible about yesterday. Nana's enough to drive me spare, but she'd be so upset if I left. I mean, I'm all she has and—"
"Shut it," James said, pinning a Muggle law enforcement badge onto his robe.
Teddy quirked an eyebrow. "What are you—"
James held up his hand. "I said shut it. The parents are away, in case you hadn't noticed, so tonight we're playing kinky cops and robbers." James tapped the badge for emphasis.
"You're going to make me be the robber, eh?"
"If it helps, there are handcuffs involved."
Fin.
A/N: Originally written for Round 1, Challenge 3 of the Next_gen_LDWS (Next Gen Kids Last Drabble Writer Standing) Competition on Live Journal. Our prompt was a drabble that must include a law enforcement badge, our character of the week was James Sirius Potter and the drabble had to be under 250 words. This one made it through to the next round.