Come 'n listen to a story 'bout a kid named Tai
Had a bunch of friends that he could hide behind
He got the crest 'o courage, now what a mismatch
Matt got pissed but put on a latch
On his mouth, that is. He didn't know any curse words.


Well, the next thing you know Tai's in the spotlight
Girls coming up to him from the left and from the right
His sister got a crest cuz she was number eight
Killed Myotismon not a second too late
He's evil, y'know.


Well, now it's time to say goodbye to Tai and all his buds
They would like to thank you folks for givin' 'em lostsa love
Keep your legs shaved and you're welcome to come back
Just watch out for Sora and her baseball bat

Y'all come back now, hear?