MOJO QUEEN IS BACK!

Yeah. The oneshots with the most hits are my MoJo ones. So I'm gonna write lots of those. Cuz everyone loves kinky lesbian fluff. X3

DISCLAIMER: don't own RENT. Just prevent writer's block with the characters

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I sat beside Joanne. Her fingers were playing with my hair while I was leaning against her. We were watching Titanic. I loved the way how Rose was just…Rose I guess. It was fun and always entertaining watching a movie with Joanne. She would just criticize it in the middle of some bloody scene. She's done it when it's just us, or if Collins is over and even sometimes in the movie theater. Oh well, that's why I love my Joanne.

She grunted.

"How can you stand this?" she asked me.

I looked up at her. "What's wrong with it baby? It's cute," I told her.

"It's a corny love movie and we all know what happens. I mean, the ship sinks."

I looked at her.

"Thanks for ruining the ending for me," I spat at her, playing. But she believed me. Because, well, of course, I'm such a great actress.

"You didn't know, that Titanic sank?" Joanne implied cruelly.

I looked at her.

"No pookie, I'm just joking. I learned that when I first saw the movie," I told her.

Joanne rolled her eyes at me. She loves me, yes I know. For that smile tells me so…

"You still love me…" I told her childish.

"Yeah, not sure exactly why though."

I giggled.

"You know you so do," I told her.

"Right."

"You do."

"Can we shut up and just watch the movie?" she asked me.

I sighed. I leaned against her.

Leonardo DiCapro was now drawing a naked Kate Winslet. I looked at Joanne. She was interested, while I was bored.

I laid my head in her lap and looked up at her. She looked down at me.

"What are you doing?" she asked me.

"Pet me."

"W-what?" Joanne asked me. I smiled.

"I want you to pet me. Like a cat."

She cocked an eyebrow. She didn't understand me half the time. But she still loves me. For that smile tells me so…

I love making fun of Bible songs.

She placed her hand on my head and started petting me. She kept her eyes on me and I smiled at her.

"Why am I doing this?" she asked me.

"Because I want you to," I told her. She sighed.

"Fine…I guess," Joanne said.

Joanne then started petting my stomach. I smiled and started giggling. She smirked.

"You're ticklish," she told me.

"No I'm not!" I exclaimed behind giggles. She was now tickling me. "Joanne! Joanne!" I yelled laughing.

She kept tickling me.

I finally rolled off the couch and Joanne fell down with me. Somehow she had her arms around me and fell down on top of me.

I groaned.

"Ouch."

"You okay honeybear?" she asked me.

She got off of me as I sat up. I looked at her and smiled.

"I think I got a boo-boo," I told her.

"Where?" she asked me.

"Right here," I said. I pointed to my lips.

"Want me to kiss it to make it feel better?"

"Yes please."