Another thing that me and my friend came up with on the bus. We were waiting for the bus to get moving again for you see the bus driver backed up into a car... It was interesting to say the least... Well this is the product of this interesting event. Enjoy
How They Got Together
An Uchihacest Fanfiction
Since Sasuke Uchiha was so young when his parents were killed, he never got the chance to ask some interesting and important questions that kids usually ask. Like "What is sex?", "Can I have my girlfriend/boyfriend over?", or "Can I have a party while your gone?" There's one more question, but it seems that the young Sasuke Uchiha has someone else in mind to ask...Let's listen...
"Itachi!!" The young boy runs to his faithful lover.
"What is it Suke?"
"How did mother and father hook up?? I mean, since you killed them you're the only one I could ask."
"True...Let's see..." Itachi makes a face at Sasuke real quick and continues... "You see Suke, mother noticed father's big feet."
"What does big feet have to do with anything?"
"Well there's a saying that goes 'If a man has big feet then they have a big dick.'"
"So that's why mother went for father? His big dick?"
"Yep...Pretty much and then over time they started to love each other and mushy shit like that."
Sasuke got a smirk across his face and prepares to run, "Nii-san has father's feet!!"
And in a matter of seconds the young Uchiha was gone, leaving a laughing lover in the dust.
The End
Okay maybe it wasn't as funny as I thought it would be... Oh well, I'll see what you guys think (hopefully)
Naii out!!