A Well To NYC
Feudal Japan
InuYasha: Ahhh.... It's nice to have a day off from defending feudal Japan from evil demons.
Sango: You can say that again.
InuYasha: Ahhh.... It's nice to have a day off from defending feudal Japan from evil demons.
Sango Miroku Shippo Kagome Myoga Totosai & Totosai's cow: (sweat drop) oi...
Kagome: InuYasha....... You scare me sometimes.....
Meanwhile, just around the bend
Naraku: This is by far the best day for setting traps and working out evil schemes for destroying InuYasha! Kukuku...
Sesshomaru: Wait a minute; you promised that I, Lord Sesshomaru, would destroy my halfling of a brother and his silly little friends.
Kouga: Hey! We had a deal! No one touches Kagome! She is my woman!
Jaken: How dare you defy my Lord Sesshomaru!
Kouga: Shut up toad boy!
Kikyo: Will you all just shut up!? We all devised this plan together. It's fool proof. Kagura will lure InuYasha around this bend. Then they will fall into the hole that Jaken found and camouflaged. Now, Sesshomaru, you may kill everyone but Kagome. Kouga will keep Kagome as his own. Naraku, in turn for Kagura's services in this plot, you will set her free. Any questions?
Rin: What do I do?
Jaken: you will do nothing! Now, Kikyo. What do you want a very capable servant like myself to do?
Kikyo: You will hold this low branch out of the middle of the road.
Jaken: What!?
Kikyo: well, lets face it. You're worthless. So, you get to hold the branch out of the way.
Jaken: errrrrrr..........ribb ribbit rib ib ib ib ib et et et et ...........(cursing in toad language)
Coming around the bend
InuYasha and company: (singing in opera like voices) O---klahoma where the wind comes sweeping down the plain! And the waving wheat can sure smell sweet when the wind comes right behind the rain........!
Voice From Above: Oops, wrong channel......... (click of a TV remote is heard) heh heh heh............
InuYasha & company: (still singing) I feel pretty. Oh so pretty. I feel pretty and witty and gay!
Voice From Above: Heh heh heh...... ummmm..... whoops....... (click!)
InuYasha & company: (STILL singing) Hellooo Dolly. Well hellooo Dolly, it's so nice to have you back where you belong, soooo, take her hat, fella's, find her an empty lap, fella's, Dolly will never go away again!
Voice From Above: Arg! (click click click click click click click)
InuYasha: Whoa.... That was weird.............
Sango: You can say- I mean, yeah, that sure was.
Shippo: InuYasha! InuYasha! Look! It's Kagura! It's Kagura!
InuYasha: You're right!
Kagura: InuYasha! I challenge you! Come around this bend and we shall fight!
InuYasha: You're on!
Kagome: InuYasha........ I don't like this. It could be a trap.
InuYasha: What do you mean a trap?
Kagome: T-R-A-P trap. You know, when some one tries to lure you in to trick you? InuYasha: Oh come on Kagome! It's not like Kagura's trying to lure us around the bend where Sesshomaru, Naraku, Kouga, Kikyo, Jaken, and Rin are waiting for us to fall into a pit that Jaken found for the trap so that Sesshomaru can kill me and Miroku, and Sango, Shippo, Myoga, Totosai, and Totosai's cow, and then Koga can run away with you and Naraku will set Kagura free in turn for luring us. I mean, what chance does that have of happening?
Kagome: Ok...... I see your point.
They all run around the bend.
Every one: Whoa! Whoa! WHOA!
They fall into the very very very very very very very very very very very very very (well, you get the idea.) deep pit.
Kikyo: Ha! I told you it was fool proof everyone!
They all walk out into the middle of the road in front of the pit.
Kikyo: all we have to do is wait for them to land and-
Jaken: I can't hold onto this branch much longer! Urrrg! Urrrg! Arrrrrrrr! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
The branch swings out into the road, hitting everyone and sending them sprawling into the pit. Jaken lands safely on the ground, but of course......
Jaken: Lord Sesshomaru? Why did you leave me!? Wait for me! (He backs up and gets a running start...... and jumps) AAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
Jaken and the others wail and scream as they hurtle to the bottom of the......... well.
Feudal Japan
InuYasha: Ahhh.... It's nice to have a day off from defending feudal Japan from evil demons.
Sango: You can say that again.
InuYasha: Ahhh.... It's nice to have a day off from defending feudal Japan from evil demons.
Sango Miroku Shippo Kagome Myoga Totosai & Totosai's cow: (sweat drop) oi...
Kagome: InuYasha....... You scare me sometimes.....
Meanwhile, just around the bend
Naraku: This is by far the best day for setting traps and working out evil schemes for destroying InuYasha! Kukuku...
Sesshomaru: Wait a minute; you promised that I, Lord Sesshomaru, would destroy my halfling of a brother and his silly little friends.
Kouga: Hey! We had a deal! No one touches Kagome! She is my woman!
Jaken: How dare you defy my Lord Sesshomaru!
Kouga: Shut up toad boy!
Kikyo: Will you all just shut up!? We all devised this plan together. It's fool proof. Kagura will lure InuYasha around this bend. Then they will fall into the hole that Jaken found and camouflaged. Now, Sesshomaru, you may kill everyone but Kagome. Kouga will keep Kagome as his own. Naraku, in turn for Kagura's services in this plot, you will set her free. Any questions?
Rin: What do I do?
Jaken: you will do nothing! Now, Kikyo. What do you want a very capable servant like myself to do?
Kikyo: You will hold this low branch out of the middle of the road.
Jaken: What!?
Kikyo: well, lets face it. You're worthless. So, you get to hold the branch out of the way.
Jaken: errrrrrr..........ribb ribbit rib ib ib ib ib et et et et ...........(cursing in toad language)
Coming around the bend
InuYasha and company: (singing in opera like voices) O---klahoma where the wind comes sweeping down the plain! And the waving wheat can sure smell sweet when the wind comes right behind the rain........!
Voice From Above: Oops, wrong channel......... (click of a TV remote is heard) heh heh heh............
InuYasha & company: (still singing) I feel pretty. Oh so pretty. I feel pretty and witty and gay!
Voice From Above: Heh heh heh...... ummmm..... whoops....... (click!)
InuYasha & company: (STILL singing) Hellooo Dolly. Well hellooo Dolly, it's so nice to have you back where you belong, soooo, take her hat, fella's, find her an empty lap, fella's, Dolly will never go away again!
Voice From Above: Arg! (click click click click click click click)
InuYasha: Whoa.... That was weird.............
Sango: You can say- I mean, yeah, that sure was.
Shippo: InuYasha! InuYasha! Look! It's Kagura! It's Kagura!
InuYasha: You're right!
Kagura: InuYasha! I challenge you! Come around this bend and we shall fight!
InuYasha: You're on!
Kagome: InuYasha........ I don't like this. It could be a trap.
InuYasha: What do you mean a trap?
Kagome: T-R-A-P trap. You know, when some one tries to lure you in to trick you? InuYasha: Oh come on Kagome! It's not like Kagura's trying to lure us around the bend where Sesshomaru, Naraku, Kouga, Kikyo, Jaken, and Rin are waiting for us to fall into a pit that Jaken found for the trap so that Sesshomaru can kill me and Miroku, and Sango, Shippo, Myoga, Totosai, and Totosai's cow, and then Koga can run away with you and Naraku will set Kagura free in turn for luring us. I mean, what chance does that have of happening?
Kagome: Ok...... I see your point.
They all run around the bend.
Every one: Whoa! Whoa! WHOA!
They fall into the very very very very very very very very very very very very very (well, you get the idea.) deep pit.
Kikyo: Ha! I told you it was fool proof everyone!
They all walk out into the middle of the road in front of the pit.
Kikyo: all we have to do is wait for them to land and-
Jaken: I can't hold onto this branch much longer! Urrrg! Urrrg! Arrrrrrrr! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
The branch swings out into the road, hitting everyone and sending them sprawling into the pit. Jaken lands safely on the ground, but of course......
Jaken: Lord Sesshomaru? Why did you leave me!? Wait for me! (He backs up and gets a running start...... and jumps) AAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
Jaken and the others wail and scream as they hurtle to the bottom of the......... well.