KINGDOM HEARTS GOES BIG BROTHER
WRITTEN BY GINGERMEGS AND KILLER-MIND7
CHAPTER ONE EPISODE ONE
DISCLAIMER: WE BOTH DON'T OWN KINGDOM HEARTS OR FINAL FANTASY ,OR BIG BROTHER . WHAT YOU SEE IN THIS FIC MAY DISTURB YOU. IT CONTAINS OUT OF CHARACTER-NESS, RANDOMNESS AND OTHER STRANGE THINGS.
"Hello and welcome to KH goes Big Brother, and heres your hosts KM and GM and the basic idea of this show is to humiliate our guests!" Exclaimed the introducer.
"Dont you mean to lock the housemates in a house and have everyone vote them off one by one." Said GM as they walked onto the stage.
"Well technically..."
" Anyway lets just meet our victims , I mean guests!" Shouted GM cutting off KM as a roar of tumultous cheering from the stands broke out.
Trying to make herself heard KM shouted" And now our first housemate AXEL!!". People were waving their signs and going crazy, one sign even said "MARRY ME AXEL" . Axel walked in with billowing flames behind him.
"Reno, what do you hope to gain in the BB house?"(GM)
" For the last time my name is Axel!!" Screaming at the top of his lungs.
"Whatever." "And there goes Reno into the house".(GM)
Axel walked into the house grumpily while on fire, the crowd still screaming.
"Our next contestant ROXAS!!" Shouted KM with Roxas walking in with rapper clothes on.
"Yo diggy dog whats the shizzle
" er...KM...you can handle this..." (GM)
" okay roxas, why did you enter KH goes big brother? (KM)
roxas growled " i didnt enter you..." GM's hand went over roxas's mouth.
" ok i think you better go inside now!" GM yelled enthusiastically as she pushs roxas inside the house.
" Lets have a look at how theyre going inside" said KM.
in the bb house
" Roxas youre here." Yelled Axel.
" Yo homie!" Said Roxas
"Theyve locked us in this house and are trying to get us to have hot yaoi sex! I know it!" Panicked Axel.
"Yo! I dont go that way dawg!" Exclaimed Roxas.
"Its not going to happen people , its not going to happen!" Screamed Axel at the screen.
back to stage
KM and GM looked at each other disappointingly.
" Damn it...!" Sighed GM.
"Lets introduce another housemate...!" Clapped KM.
"Kairi!! Shouted GM, jumping up and down with excitement.
Kairi walked in wearing a sexy pink and black leather outfit on to an avalanche of cat whistles.
"Lets get this over and done with." Yawned Kairi.
"Are you hoping to find love in the house?" Wondered KM.
"I dont think love has something to do with it". Giggled Kairi , her cheeks blushing bright red.
Kairi walked into the house in a sexy walk, like she was on the catwalk.
"There she goes, would you look at how she moves?" Snorted GM under her breath.
"And now seeing as our hosts are too lazy to do the entrance for every single person, heres everyone else!! laughed KM as Marluxia, Sora, Demyx, Cloud, Sephiroth, Larxy, Namine and Riku walked onto the stage.
Due to general incompetence this is all the ending we have left.
later in the house
The housemates were sitting in the loungeroom waiting for BB to speak. Then Big Brother spoke
"this house is keyblade proof, fireproof etc. etc. and .. uh.. flowerproof.