Hi everyone! Ok this story is for all you Lizzie haters! Please review! The more you review the more I'll write! Also, tell me everything you don't like. Ok now I am listening to Lincon Park's "Numb" over and over while writing this so it may be a little weird. Well this is chapter 1 !

PART 1- THE CURSE THINGY

Lizzie McGuire jumped. She jumped out a window. It must have hurt. Once I was numb. Anyway back to the story. Lizzie was in pain so she started signing to give more people pain. "Don't let the rain fall down I'll get all wet but then why not take a crazy chance cause I'm metamorphosing whatever this is."sang Lizzie. Suddenly a magical elf came and said, "since you sing so bad from now on you can only say four things: that sounds gay, that can't be good, shut up, and what's that." Then the elf left. Lizzie was confused being the blond she is, and said, "that can't be good." She was right.

PART 2- HOME

Lizzie ran home. When she went inside her house her to young to be the mom of a almost highschooler teenager mom asked. "Lizzie McGuire! Why are you here so early?! We were planning on moving to Utah while you were away! What have you got to say for yourself?!" "That sounds gay!", said Lizzie. "Gasp",said her mom. "Go to school right now!" "What's that?!", asked Lizzie. "How stupid are you! Why can't you be as smart as Matt?!" "That can't be good!", said Lizzie! So she went to school.

OK that's the first chapter! Next chapter........ what happens when Lizzie goes to school! This is going to be fun to write! Please Review!!!