Lol. This was a conversation the I had with my friends the other day….but it did not end the same way…anyways. If you DON'T LIKEDON'T READ! THIS IS A SIRIUS/REMUS! Any who…I don't own…if I did, Sirius/Remus and Draco/Hermione would end up together…but they didn't….boo. So now you Sirius/Remus fans…. ENJOY!
*Insert Train Ride to Hogwarts*
*Insert James, Sirius, Remus, and Peter*
"Hey Padfoot, I like your hat! It looks like its eating your face."
"Hello, Prongs, Moony, Wormtail. And thank you Prongsie. I bought it off of a muggle walking down the street by my house."
"You used muggle money? That stuff just confuses me…"
"That, my dear Prongs, is because you are not smart enough to understand it."
"Hey!"
"He has a point James."
"Oh Moony, not you too."
*Insert Laughter*
"Anyway, Sirius. Your hat really looks like its eating you. It looks like a monster has bitten your head and won't let go."
"It does, look like its eating my head, doesn't it Peter? I am, though, very proud of this hat. My parents saw me wearing some 'muggle head gear' and flipped out on me last week…and I haven't taken it off since."
"Wow, Pads. That's what I call determination to make your parents hate you."
"Another thank you, James, you flatter me."
"That 'monster,' as Peter calls it, must really like the taste of your head, to be 'eating' you for that long."
*Insert Staring at Moony*
*Insert More Laughter*
"I assure you, Moony, that my head tastes very good. But, if you don't believe me, you can always see – or in this case taste – for yourself."
*Later, Alone In the Dorm*
"You know Siri, your head really does taste good."
*Insert Your Own Interpretation*
-End Chapter-
R&R now please. Thank you!