I don't own any one you know! I wish I did. Enjoy


I hoped the pounding in my head wasn't the reminder of a crazy night, the night I can only remember half of. I look over to see my phone blinking, signaling that I have a text message. Part of me really doesn't want to know what it says.

"Ashton?" A thick English accent says from behind me.

Oh god, please no. "Stu why are you in bed with me?" I ask trying to keep my cool. I really hate this man!

"That is a great question."

I pick my phone up off of the table and open the message from my best friend John Cena. I blink at the picture he sent to me then read the message below.

Congrats Mrs. Bennett!

The picture is of Stu and me kissing in some tacky quick marriage chapel. This can't be happening! Why in the world did we get married last night!

"You've got to be kidding me!" I feel Stu move so he is looking at my phone with me.

"Really?" he asks, he doesn't sound the least bit upset by this picture of the fact that we got married.

"We have to end this." I really wish the next words I heard out of his mouth were yes we do! But they aren't.

"Do we Ashton? I mean do you really want your fans to know you were married for less than a day?"

"If the marriage is to you then YES!" I say getting dressed.

Stu opens his mouth when my phone starts ringing. It's John. "What?" I snap.

"Good morning princess." He laughs.

"What do you want John?"

"Well first I wanted to ask how the rest of your night was?" he laughs again. "Okay actually I wanted to tell you Vince found out about your marriage. He's on his way to see you."

"This day couldn't get any worse could it?"

"Sorry hun, call me later."

John hangs up as there is a knock on the door. Stu walks over and opens it to let the person on the other side in. Mc. McMahon walks in and shuts the door behind him.

"Mr. McMahon." Stu says looking back at me.

"Stu, Ashton."

"Hi." I quietly say as I sit on the bed.

"I'm glad you two are awake. I really think the two of you need to explain this." He says handing Stu a piece of paper.

I get up and walk over to see it is the same picture John sent me.

"Well Mr. McMahon we were actually just getting ready to get this annulled.' I say stepping away from Stu.

"Actually, you aren't going to do that." Vince says.

"What?" I ask a little confused.

"I can't have everyone knowing that two of my biggest names made this kind of mistake."

"Mr. McMahon, with all due respect, I can't stand Stu."

"I know. I am going to make a press release tomorrow about the marriage. I want you two to act like a happy couple. You two are to room and travel together. If either of you let on that marriage was a drunken decision, I will fire you both."

"Sir?" I look over at Stu. He is just standing there. He doesn't look upset at all. Why in the Hell isn't he saying anything to stop this from going any further than just a stupid night that I would rather forget!

"Ashton, think of what I am doing as" he smiles a little bit and looks back and forth between Stu and myself. "Marriage counseling."

Oh god. Please help me! I really don't think I can handle being married to Stu Bennett longer then I already have been.