The girl sighed. Not only was she sick, but she was randomly dumped into the forest by god knows what earlier that evening and she had been wandering around ever since. This was surely not the best way to spend her weekend, in which she would promise to study but put it off until the beginning of school on Monday, playing video games day and night for two days straight. She coughed, wincing at the pain in her chest.
"Who's there?" A man's voice sounded from the woods.
"A sick girl a long way from home." She answered tiredly, waiting for the man to emerge. She gave a shocked cry when he did. "Ohshi—" She staggered backwards from the tall, blue Akatsuki member. "Nope. Not here. Anywhere else but here. I'd even take Ao Oni world or Amnesia the dark decent."
"Not another one…" Kisame sighed. "Let me guess, you're a fan of the show in your world and dreamed of marrying one of the many pretty-boys here." He rolled his eyes.
"Um…no. I've actually lost interest in the show since the plot line lacks yaoi. I've moved on to greater things with canon man-love, my good sir." She wheezed through her sore throat, coughing slightly.
"That sounds like a bad cold you have there."
"Oh trust me, it is." She sighed. "So do you know a way back? I mean, if there are others then you must have researched how we got here…"
"…No. No we haven't. We usually just kill people from your world on sight. They're not hard to find, they usually scream and run towards us unlike people from here. " Kisame looked rather displeased at that fact.
"So where's Itachi?" The girl wondered, wiping her nose on her sleeve.
"He hit the dust. It's just me, Madara and Zetsu anymore…"
"Ouch. Good luck with that, but I'm going to find a way home." She said, looking upward longingly.
"Good luck to you too." He saluted. They both turned and walked in opposite directions, and the girl could swear she heard Kisame sneeze.
AFTER THE FACT
Sadly, the girl never found a way home and died of starvation. The ninja world suffered a pandemic that wiped out over half the population, including the Akatsuki and sadly most of the leaf village. However, the good news is that Naruto (Thanks to his incredible immune system) survived and led the Leaf village to become the strongest it has ever been. With most of the leaders dead, Naruto decided it was easier to just make the world one big village instead of deploying other leaders, creating worldwide peace. After some suspicious behavior, ANBU investigated Naruto and later discovered Sasuke tied up in his bedroom. They left that alone.
The End
This is a crackfic. It is not meant to offend in any way and is entirely full of crap. It was very late when I wrote this, but I figured why not post it for fun. NOT A SERIOUS WORK, NOR IS IT MEANT TO BE GOOD IN ANY WAY POSSIBLE.
As always, if any errors please contact me. Review if you want to, I know I would love to hear your opinion.
An Insane Nobody