Hey guys, this my first attempt at a fanfic so please try not to judge too badly, if you have an opinion then please share it, but I ask you to try and give me the benefit of the doubt. Thanks, hope you enjoy...

Disclaimer: I OWN NOTHING! (Unfortunately)

Of all the possible stupid things I could have done I just had to go and do the very stupidest!

I should have know, I should have been smarter! I'm supposed to be the brightest witch of my age for crying out loud! Now I've gone and screwed everything up!

Come on Hermione, pull yourself together. I think to myself, you don't know for sure, yet.

Actually, I don't know anything at the moment, except for a few simple things...

1. My name is Hermione Granger.

2. I am 17 years old.

3. Soon, I will be heading off with my few friends to hunt Voldmort's horcruxes.

4. I have been seeing someone recently.

5. Nobody is aware of the fact that I have a boyfriend, other then him himself.

6. His name is Fred Weasley.

7. He is my best friend's older brother.

8. I slept with him for the first time over the summer.

9. I forgot to cast the contraceptive charm.

10. I am now sitting in my bathroom at home with a small stick in my hand that could very well tell me that I have royally screwed up.

Ok Mia, 1, 2, 3!

Crap.