DISCLAIMER: One Piece belongs to Eiichiro Oda.
~ Fluff Wars ~
Doflamingo is fluffy.
Katakuri is fluffy too.
"My fluff is better," claims Doffy,
"cause I'm fluffier than you."
"My coat is designer,"
he brags, "as well as my shades.
You're just wearing some old rag
that your sister probably made."
Katakuri scowls behind his scarf.
"You say that like it's bad."
From the sidelines, Dellinger yells,
"Don't talk back to my dad!"
Which earns the half-fishman
a well-deserved stab in the shin
from one of the tiniest and
most vicious of the Charlotte kin.
"How dare you compare
your dumb fluffy 'young master'
with our big brother, the tsundere
magnificent mochi bastard?"
Cracker chimes in with, "Why the hell
is everyone fighting about this?"
Then Big Mom pushes the two floofs
together and says, "Now kiss."
~end~