Disclaimer: I own neither the Evil Dead series nor the Disney (and possibly non-Disney) films featured in this. Also, this will be sorta PG-13 for an Evil Dead fanfic, just to warn you (partly because this is a Disney crossover we're talking about and partly because this is my first Evil Dead fanfic). Other than that, enjoy!
Evil Dead: Frozen by Dawn
Prologue
Okay...how do I start this one? My name is Ash...nah, I started my last story that way. Hell, as I'm telling you this, my little adventure's still going on. You see, it started like this.
It started not too long after I returned from 1300 A.D. I went back to my job at S-Mart like nothing big happened...except for the Deadites and the Necronomicon and the "Klaatu Verata Ni-blah-blah-blah." I thought that my problems were over...actually, I thought of that after I made a spectacle the other day when that Deadite attacked the Housewares department.
And now for some "tell, don't show."
I decided to burn that Necronomicon, so I drove to a random spot in the woods because that's the best place to burn evil books in my opinion. Well, it went up in smoke, all right...for two seconds. Then I used my chainsaw...didn't work, but at least it didn't wreck the chainsaw. Then I shot it with the shotgun...the bullet holes closed after a second.
Just as I was about to drive off, another portal through time opened up behind my car. "I think I just pissed it off," I thought as I held the Necronomicon.
After a while, the portal dropped me in...wherever this place is. The Oldsmobile landed in a courtyard of some old castle, but by some miracle it stayed in one piece. I rolled the window down and poked my head out...
"Hi, I'm Olaf, and I like warm hugs!"