Chapter 1 - The Farmers Market
Sonic woke up, the fresh morning sun gleaming across his super hot chest. He looked to his side to see Luigi still sleeping. Sonic stared at his lover with a smile, until finally he woke up with a yawn.
"Luigi!" an excited Sonic said, "Are you ready for the farmers market today?".
Luigis face lit up and he screamed at the top of his lungs. Suddenly, the door swung open and Twilight Sparkle walked in with their breakfast. Sonic and Luigi were excited to see their favorite meal on the plates for them; spaghetti and meatballs. Twilight handed them their breakfast and said "voglio uccidermi" which roughly translates to "Enjoy your meal", then she left the two to eat.
Sonic and Luigi tongue kissed whilst eating spaghetti, and eventually finished their food. As they got up, Luigi asked Sonic, "What are you excited for most today, Sonic?".
"Spending my day with you." Sonic said with a bright smile.
Once they got dressed and brushed their teeth, they went on their way to the farmers market. They left their cozy cottage and stepped onto the fresh autumn grass. They both made their way to the city, holding hands, as they strolled through the lush forest they lived in. After a 15 minute walk, they stepped onto concrete and recognized the familiar smell of chili dogs and sewage.
As they walked, they noticed others excited for the event who were already making their way to the farmers market. The lovely sight of factories spewing smoke and overcrowded fast food restaurants made their hearts race with excitement. Luigi and Sonic both loved the city, which was one of the reasons why they got along so well, but they wanted to live in the forest so that they weren't disturbed.
They finally arrived at the farmers market, right as it opened to the public. Grilled cheese sandwich trucks and blueberry stands filled up the street. Citizens rushed inside, trying to find the one item they were all there for. Minecraft for the commodore 64.
The release of Minecraft for the commodore 64 was hinted at a few times by the creators and everyone thought it would be too good to be true, but just 3 years ago, it was finally announced. Not too long after it was revealed that Minecraft was coming to the C64, murder rates spiked, due to the excitement and fear that it would get sold out before they could get their hands on it.
Most people tried to buy the game online. Those that did, almost always got a team of russian terrorists sent to their house instead. The only place to get it was at one of the 20 farmers markets around America, one for each state. Luckily for Luigi and Sonic, they hired a very "special" party surprise to arrive at that farmers market that would almost guarantee that they got their own copy of Minecraft for the C64.
About 4 minutes into the farmers market, a truck arrived in the midst of the search for Minecraft. The backdoors opened up and out came 4 men, all armed with heavy machine guns. As they opened fire into the crowd, Sonic quickly ran up and snatched himself his very own copy of Minecraft for the C64, in the confusion of the situation.
Sonic and Luigi chuckled as they checked the news on their phone. The surprise they brought to the farmers market apparently grew some attention. They both were confused why, but they decided not to think about it.
Once they got far enough from the market, they pulled out their copy of Minecraft for the C64 to gaze at the beauty in which they finally had a physical copy of. As they were staring at the masterpiece, they bumped into a short robust man accidently.
"O-oh, i'm sorry" Sonic said as he recovered from the crash.
As he got up and helped Luigi up, he realized who the red man they walked into actually was. Luigi turned pale and Sonic was speechless. It was Mario.