Harvest Moon

Sick Story That'll Make You Laugh

By: Belldandy'sKeiichi

Note: [any text in here is a thought text]

Author's Time: ...don't look at me like that. Just need a quick humor check...

Disclaimer: You know the drill, I own Harvest Moon...

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One day, when everyone in mineral village was young and Jack's grandfather ran the farm, all the kids when to the church for their afternoon lesion.

Teacher: Hello class

All: Good afternoon!

Teacher: Today, I'll be talking about changes in your body and sex. Now before we begin, does anyone have a question about this topic?

Just then, Karen raised her hand.

Teacher: Yes Karen

Karen: I have a question, can you get pregnant?

Teacher: Why, yes, I'm old enough to get pregnant.

Karen: Can my mommy get pregnant?

Teacher: How old is she?

Karen: About 34 years old...

Teacher: Yes, she also can get pregnant.

Karen: Can I get pregnant?

Teacher: And how old are you?

Karen: 12

Teacher: O no...You're way too young to get pregnant. Anymore questions? No? Ok! Let's begin the lesion.

The teacher started the lesion and just then, someone tapped Karen's shoulder. She turned around and saw Rick behind her.

Rick: Told you we had nothing to worry about....

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Yes, I know, very short right? Eh...ok...um...review if you want!