The Fourth (Not-So-) Short And Très Stupid Fic: Luka Puts Da Moves On!
By Sammie (now known as sprinkydonut!)
Hi again! I'm happy you guys still want more. Cause writing pigeon is fun. Yeah. And Tara is here! So she's gonna talk. Yeah.
Tara: rnrnrnrnrnrnrnrnrnrnrnrn. Has anyone ever wondered what that means when you check a review in an email? Cuz I haven't tha slightest clue. Also, for today, I'm gonna talk smart. Yup, no more contractions for me! Starting now!
Sam: Tara, the rn means enter. I mean like return. But on my computer the button is enter. Yeah. I don't get why they don't just configure it the way people write it.
Tara: I concure.
Sam: Concur, not concure. Stop with the "smart" thing. That's my job!
Tara: Yes but is it really?
Smithy: I'm smart.
Tara: Shh, go away! You robot-kind aren't welcome here!
Smithy: Aww, one day my army of robotic shy guys on pogo sticks will destroy your puny dimension!
Tara: rnrnrnrnrnrn.
Smithy: The hell?
Sammie: Tara? Who's Smithy? I don't get it. Probably because I've been forced to drink Pepsi today. ::shudders:: So not good.
Tara: Yes, I concur. Do they put plastic in Pepsi?
Sammie: I have no idea. But it tastes kinda gross.
Tara: Like, worse than coffee! Yuck!
Coffee: Hey! I taste good!
Sammie: You do! ::Grabs the coffee and drinks it:: Ahhh. Caffeine rush! I'm ready to write!
Tara: I acquicent
Sammie: That isn't even a word! I like you better when you don't spend 10 minutes thinking up a word that sounds smart.
Tara: Acquicent. 1 an noun. Used to descxribe the werd okay. OR Yes.
Sammie: Shut up, or you'll suffer the same fate as pigeon. Three raging lunatics trying to grab a butterfinger off your head. You don't want that.
Tara: I acquicent.
Sammie: The word is ACQUIESCENT!!! Not acquicent. Ugh. Shut up.
Pigeon: CAW!! Shut up! Really! You sooo don't want to suffer like me.
Tara: I Shuldeede.
Sammie: What the ::beep::ing hell!?!
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I can't believe her. I can't write with her sometimes. Now, I'm all alone. I wasn't planning on writing tonight, but I'm going away until the 14th and I wanted to get p4 up before then. So here I am, writing, even though I should be packing. Well, onto the fic!
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Disclaimer: I hate these. They're really annoying now.
Pigeon: CAW!! Let me do it.
Sammie: Fine. I'm gonna go watch Big Brother.
Pigeon: CAW!! Disclaimer: Sammie doesn't want to admit it, but she has nothing. Well she has coke and a computer. But that's it. So don't think she owns the ER peoples. She isn't that rich. Babysitting doesn't pay well enough to buy anything.
Sammie: You didn't do so bad! But I still have to throw the coke can at you.
Pigeon: CAW!! Figures. ::Covers head with wing::
Sammie: ::Throws the coke can::
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Luka is just starting a shift at County. He is depressed. Because he's getting sick of paying to have a woman fill the empty space in his bed. Actually, it's because he's broke. A broke doctor. How sad is that?? But nobody notices. Because he always looks depressed.
(Crap. I wrote a few more paragraphs and the power went off. I'm pissed. But I'm still gonna write. While pissed. This might not turn out so good.)
Luka: *To himself* Hmmm. I don't have much money, but I like to sleep with women. Hmph. I guess I have to woo them. But how? What do I say? Maybe I'll find something on the internet.
So Luka walks over to the computer and connects to the internet. Then he goes to google and types in pick-up lines. (I actually did this, by the way.) He clicks on the first page he sees.
Luka: Perfect! This one'll work.
He walks over to chairs and sees a hooker. He approches her.
Luka: Sooo, do you know what we do with hookers in Croatia???
Hooker: For 200$, I'll find out.
Luka: Crap. I'm broke. Sorry!
He runs back to the computer.
Luka: Maybe I should stay away from hookers. Hmmm. How about this one? I have to test it. Dammit. Kerry is the only girl around. Well, I have to use somebody.
He walks over to Kerry.
Kerry: Don't you have patients to deal with?
Luka: Yeah. One minute. But first, do you like horses???
Kerry: Yes.Why?
Luka: ::Whinnies like a horse::
Kerry: Oh ew! Get away from me! Go deal with patients! ::She throws the remainder of her coffee in his face::
Kerry then goes away as fast as she possibly can. Luka just stands there wet and disappointed. After a few minutes, he walks back to the computer.
Luka: That one was fool-proof! Why don't girls like me?? Well, I have to find somebody. Being alone is boring.Here. This'll work. I have to find somebody.
Luka goes off to find a girl, he then finds Cleo.
Luka: No. Not Cleo. I have less of a chance with her than with Kerry!
Cleo: What was that?
Luka: Might as well. When they were giving out the brains, you were first on the line for beauty.
Cleo: ARE YOU SAYING I'M STUPID?? BECAUSE I'M BLACK?? IS THAT IT??
Luka: No, no! I was saying you're beautiful!.Cleo, put that scalpel down! Cleo! CLEO!! AHHHHHH!!!!
Cleo runs after Luka, holding a scalpel screaming out smart sounding things. (I don't know smart sounding things so just imagine, kay?) Finally, Luka gets into the men's bathroom. And stays there. For 2 hours. Just to be safe.
Luka: That wasn't a good idea. Well, I'm hungry. I can't do this anymore.
Luka then walks over to the vending machines, to get something to eat. But he sees Chuny on the way.
Luka: What the hell. You're on my list of things to do tonight, Chuny!
Chuny: I "did" you once and it sucked. Go away. ::She walks away from him.::
Luka: That wasn't as bad as usual. Could have been worse! And I did her once. That was enough.
Luka continues walking to the vending machines.
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Pigeon: CAW!! Hey! Over there! Another bird!
Crow: BAWK!! Are you talking to me???
Pigeon: Wow. You're amazing, you know that?
Crow: BAWK!! What kind of bird are you?!? You didn't even CAW!!
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Okay, I'm tired. And it's late. So I have to stop writing. There will be a chappy two, I promise. But my sister is bugging me to play cranium. Hmph. Well, review for now. I hope you like. I laughed really hard while writing tis, so yeah. Also, it'll take awhile for the rest to come up cause I'm going away for a few days when I get back. Crazy. I hate travelling. No computer. (And no talking to NaNa!! I lurve our psychotic goddess convos. Funness.)
Oh and I like talking to people via email, so email me. Or review. One or the other. If you don't, the rest of p4 might never come!!! Yeah!
By Sammie (now known as sprinkydonut!)
Hi again! I'm happy you guys still want more. Cause writing pigeon is fun. Yeah. And Tara is here! So she's gonna talk. Yeah.
Tara: rnrnrnrnrnrnrnrnrnrnrnrn. Has anyone ever wondered what that means when you check a review in an email? Cuz I haven't tha slightest clue. Also, for today, I'm gonna talk smart. Yup, no more contractions for me! Starting now!
Sam: Tara, the rn means enter. I mean like return. But on my computer the button is enter. Yeah. I don't get why they don't just configure it the way people write it.
Tara: I concure.
Sam: Concur, not concure. Stop with the "smart" thing. That's my job!
Tara: Yes but is it really?
Smithy: I'm smart.
Tara: Shh, go away! You robot-kind aren't welcome here!
Smithy: Aww, one day my army of robotic shy guys on pogo sticks will destroy your puny dimension!
Tara: rnrnrnrnrnrn.
Smithy: The hell?
Sammie: Tara? Who's Smithy? I don't get it. Probably because I've been forced to drink Pepsi today. ::shudders:: So not good.
Tara: Yes, I concur. Do they put plastic in Pepsi?
Sammie: I have no idea. But it tastes kinda gross.
Tara: Like, worse than coffee! Yuck!
Coffee: Hey! I taste good!
Sammie: You do! ::Grabs the coffee and drinks it:: Ahhh. Caffeine rush! I'm ready to write!
Tara: I acquicent
Sammie: That isn't even a word! I like you better when you don't spend 10 minutes thinking up a word that sounds smart.
Tara: Acquicent. 1 an noun. Used to descxribe the werd okay. OR Yes.
Sammie: Shut up, or you'll suffer the same fate as pigeon. Three raging lunatics trying to grab a butterfinger off your head. You don't want that.
Tara: I acquicent.
Sammie: The word is ACQUIESCENT!!! Not acquicent. Ugh. Shut up.
Pigeon: CAW!! Shut up! Really! You sooo don't want to suffer like me.
Tara: I Shuldeede.
Sammie: What the ::beep::ing hell!?!
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I can't believe her. I can't write with her sometimes. Now, I'm all alone. I wasn't planning on writing tonight, but I'm going away until the 14th and I wanted to get p4 up before then. So here I am, writing, even though I should be packing. Well, onto the fic!
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Disclaimer: I hate these. They're really annoying now.
Pigeon: CAW!! Let me do it.
Sammie: Fine. I'm gonna go watch Big Brother.
Pigeon: CAW!! Disclaimer: Sammie doesn't want to admit it, but she has nothing. Well she has coke and a computer. But that's it. So don't think she owns the ER peoples. She isn't that rich. Babysitting doesn't pay well enough to buy anything.
Sammie: You didn't do so bad! But I still have to throw the coke can at you.
Pigeon: CAW!! Figures. ::Covers head with wing::
Sammie: ::Throws the coke can::
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Luka is just starting a shift at County. He is depressed. Because he's getting sick of paying to have a woman fill the empty space in his bed. Actually, it's because he's broke. A broke doctor. How sad is that?? But nobody notices. Because he always looks depressed.
(Crap. I wrote a few more paragraphs and the power went off. I'm pissed. But I'm still gonna write. While pissed. This might not turn out so good.)
Luka: *To himself* Hmmm. I don't have much money, but I like to sleep with women. Hmph. I guess I have to woo them. But how? What do I say? Maybe I'll find something on the internet.
So Luka walks over to the computer and connects to the internet. Then he goes to google and types in pick-up lines. (I actually did this, by the way.) He clicks on the first page he sees.
Luka: Perfect! This one'll work.
He walks over to chairs and sees a hooker. He approches her.
Luka: Sooo, do you know what we do with hookers in Croatia???
Hooker: For 200$, I'll find out.
Luka: Crap. I'm broke. Sorry!
He runs back to the computer.
Luka: Maybe I should stay away from hookers. Hmmm. How about this one? I have to test it. Dammit. Kerry is the only girl around. Well, I have to use somebody.
He walks over to Kerry.
Kerry: Don't you have patients to deal with?
Luka: Yeah. One minute. But first, do you like horses???
Kerry: Yes.Why?
Luka: ::Whinnies like a horse::
Kerry: Oh ew! Get away from me! Go deal with patients! ::She throws the remainder of her coffee in his face::
Kerry then goes away as fast as she possibly can. Luka just stands there wet and disappointed. After a few minutes, he walks back to the computer.
Luka: That one was fool-proof! Why don't girls like me?? Well, I have to find somebody. Being alone is boring.Here. This'll work. I have to find somebody.
Luka goes off to find a girl, he then finds Cleo.
Luka: No. Not Cleo. I have less of a chance with her than with Kerry!
Cleo: What was that?
Luka: Might as well. When they were giving out the brains, you were first on the line for beauty.
Cleo: ARE YOU SAYING I'M STUPID?? BECAUSE I'M BLACK?? IS THAT IT??
Luka: No, no! I was saying you're beautiful!.Cleo, put that scalpel down! Cleo! CLEO!! AHHHHHH!!!!
Cleo runs after Luka, holding a scalpel screaming out smart sounding things. (I don't know smart sounding things so just imagine, kay?) Finally, Luka gets into the men's bathroom. And stays there. For 2 hours. Just to be safe.
Luka: That wasn't a good idea. Well, I'm hungry. I can't do this anymore.
Luka then walks over to the vending machines, to get something to eat. But he sees Chuny on the way.
Luka: What the hell. You're on my list of things to do tonight, Chuny!
Chuny: I "did" you once and it sucked. Go away. ::She walks away from him.::
Luka: That wasn't as bad as usual. Could have been worse! And I did her once. That was enough.
Luka continues walking to the vending machines.
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Pigeon: CAW!! Hey! Over there! Another bird!
Crow: BAWK!! Are you talking to me???
Pigeon: Wow. You're amazing, you know that?
Crow: BAWK!! What kind of bird are you?!? You didn't even CAW!!
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Okay, I'm tired. And it's late. So I have to stop writing. There will be a chappy two, I promise. But my sister is bugging me to play cranium. Hmph. Well, review for now. I hope you like. I laughed really hard while writing tis, so yeah. Also, it'll take awhile for the rest to come up cause I'm going away for a few days when I get back. Crazy. I hate travelling. No computer. (And no talking to NaNa!! I lurve our psychotic goddess convos. Funness.)
Oh and I like talking to people via email, so email me. Or review. One or the other. If you don't, the rest of p4 might never come!!! Yeah!