Iron Confession


"Hey Zoey?" slurred Stark as he was flicking through a comic book while Zoey was eating breakfast in his dorm.

"Mmm?" she wasn't really listening to her boyfriend. She was concentrating on eating her cereal withouth her head falling into the bowl. Aphrodite had a party last 'morning', and pretty much everyone was still drunk. Even her.

"I'm related to Iron Man."

"Holy crap!" she perked up and looked him in the eye. "Like seriously? Iron Man? That big headed idiot of the marvel universe?"

"Yep." Stark seemed proud for someone who was drunk. "He's my brother."

Zoey was skeptical. "Stark, Iron Man-

"Are you going to say that my brother isn't real?" Stark exclaimed, placing his comic down slowly and looked at the still hung over Zoey. "He'll come and his repulsor things on you. Trust me. It hurts. Cause the last guy who thought he wasn't real got in some big shit with the Scarlet Witch, cause she was like 'We are real you bitch' and then the non-believer guy was like 'No your not' and then Iron Man was like 'don't speak to her like that' and then..." he stopped short and took a deep breath, which he kinda of needed. "You like Iron Man don't you?"

"Oh, yeah of course I do..."

"Then what's his real name."

"Ummm..."

"I'm disappointed in you Zoey...it's pretty damn obvious"


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