This is my entry for The Double Decker Drabble Fest. The aim was to write a 100 word drabble answering to the 5first words prompt.

I've decided to write mine as a serie where Lucifer somehow babysits Trixie. Prompter's name are next to the title.


Adventures In Babysitting


1. The Marry Poppins Situation (maybemalapert)


"Supercali-what-now?" he asked, utterly bewildered.

The spawn stared at Lucifer, utterly unimpressed with his lack of knowledge. The nerve.

"Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious" Trixie repeated slowly, detaching each syllable for his better understanding.

It was Lucifer's turn not to be impressed. Or maybe he was impressed. She was very good at replicating Maze's disdainful expression. The one his demon used on fools.

"And you think I can't say that word." he scoffed, vexed.

"Try it." the child dared. "But you have to say it fast."

"Supercalifragili-sexthatpili-lofocious." he rushed out confidently.

She laughed so hard he thought he had broken her.


2. The Corvette Situation ( antarctic-echoes )


The Corvette's tire was flat.

Lucifer glared it, vowing to create a place in hell for people who tossed sharp pointy things on the road if ever went back down there.

"Are you going to change it?"

The child had crossed her arms on the door and was now watching him from the driver seat, her chin propped on her arm, mocking as you pleased.

"Do I look like someone who changes their own tire?" he replied. His suit was Armani.

"Dad does." she pointed out innocently.

The challenge was clear and Lucifer wouldn't be upped by a Douche.


3. The Goat Situation (Antarctic Echoes)


The goat chewed Trixie's hair, which only made the girl laugh.

Lucifer glared at the animal, never having been fond of goats since those pesky rumors about his possible goat head. He wasn't sure how they had ended up taking the goat home. He wasn't sure how the Detective's apartment had ended up so trashed either.

Speaking of… well, him… The front door opened on Chloe who did a double take. "Why is there a goat in my apartment?"

"Why did you leave me in charge of your daughter?" he deadpanned.

A more pertinent question in his opinion.


I may add more but for now I'm marking it as complete ;) Let me know if you liked it!