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events that take place, or locations that are in the Disney movie
Pirates of the Caribbean.
*~*Chapter one: The Diary of Will Turner*~*
Day one: It is a damp morning indeed. Oh, how it will be humid later on today.sigh. well, on the bright side of things, I will be able to finish up that sword I've been working on especially for the *soon-to-be* Commodore. Thing to look forward to today: Finishing that blasted sword, and practicing for three hours! Yay! oOo. .:.shiny objects.:.
Day two: I brought that beautiful shiny sword to Governor Swann's house today.okay, so it's more of a small mansion than a house. anyways, I digress. oOo.shiny.okay! looking away from the swords! Where was I.oh yes! I was at the Gov'ner's house when I decided to take a look at the craftsmanship of his candleholder on the wall. As I went to turn it (okay, looking back on it, that wasn't such a bright move), and it just b.:.r.:.o.:.k.:.e.:. off the wall.heh.
Day three: Too tired yesterday to finish entry.so I shall continue: I delivered the sword for the new Commodore. I saw Elizabeth in a beautiful dress, but when I called her Miss Swann (as proper etiquette should suggest) she told me just to call her Elizabeth. Of course I would never do that when her father was around, so I just called her Miss Swann again. *sigh* that might've been a bad move on my part though.she then proceeded to call me 'Mr. Turner'. How that hurt. It hurt even more when the Gov'ner thought that that mangy-git of a master made that beautiful shiny sword, and not me. Thinking about practicing my swordsmanship for four hours today instead of three.*sob* Well, Elizabeth got what was coming to her. As the Commodore proposed to her, her corset caused her breathing to be screwed up and she fell off the face of a cliff. Some ruddy pirate saved her (why couldn't I have been there?!?). He was caught, but since he saved Elizabeth's life, he got away.bloody pirate.
Day Four: Am currently at Tortuga.I will get to that eventually. After that ruddy pirate saved Elizabeth, he came into my shop and tried to fight his way out. At one point, he asked who made all of the swords, and I told him that I did. He proceeded to tell me that I needed a girl. Then, in his rude, drunken manner, he asked me if I was a eunuch. O the nerve of him! I can get along just fine without a girl! And I'm not a eunuch either. Anyways, back to the Tortuga thing. I found out that the skuzzy pirate's name is Jack Sparrow (what a name, eh? It sounds like it's for some mad man.on second thought.) He has very dirty hair that could use a very good washing. He also has quite a bit of dirt under his fingernails (unlike mine, which are dirt free! Yay!). He also has a tattoo (does he know the danger in them? He's also ruining his skin with it). He also walks with a strange swaying motion and speaks with a drunken slur (is he always drunk?!?).
Day Five: Okay, back to Tortuga once again. Jack was eventually caught after sword fighting with me (he cheated though! He hit a bag of reddish sand, which then got all in my face. When I got it out of my eyes, he had a gun pointing at me). Stupid Master Brown hit Sparrow over the head with a bottle of some kind of liquor (was it rum? That's illegal you know.hmm. have to look into that.) So, instead of me getting the credit for fighting Sparrow, the stupid git Brown got it. Maybe I'll look into getting some rum of my own. Anyways, so it was eventually nighttime. There was the sound of canon fire, so I looked out my window. I had to look down quite a little ways since my room is on the second floor (leaving my swords to be all alone in the dark *sob*). I noticed something odd happening down on the street. I ran down at once and saw to my astonishment quite a number of creepy, skuzzy looking pirates (do they know Jack? They also could use a good washing like him). I saw a little kid who looked like he was choking on something as he screamed, but just as I was about to go and do the Heimlich maneuver, I saw Elizabeth being taken by some of the creepy, dirty pirates. I was about to ask her why she was hanging with such a crowd, since you never know if their dirtiness would rub off on you, but then I was hit on the back of the head with a candlestick holder *sigh*.
Day Six: To continue once again: I woke up in the morning, and ran to where I knew the Gov'ner and new Commodore would be. Of course, they were reading a map while pretending to make plans to get Elizabeth back. This way, it would take a long time to read the maps, and they would get out of doing any of the dirty work. So I ran up there, proceeded to show that I truly do need anger management, and stabbed the map with my hatchet. Little do they know that I was aiming for the Commodore's hand.heh.heh. So, after they told me to basically go away because I hadn't washed my hair last night, I went to the prison to ask Sparrow (he's the only one I could think of at the moment) whether he thought my hair was dirty and greasy. I saw him laying kind of awkward on the straw, and he asked me what my name was. I said Will Turner, then he decided to help me. I said "Jack, do you think my hair is dirty and greasy?" "Why, of course not! Now, what about that bonny lass of yours, Elizabeth. I heard some of the other.people.in here say she was captured. What are we going to do about that?" "So you're sure my hair isn't dirty and greasy?" "Yes!. Now, will you get me out of here? We need to go to Tortuga to get a crew so we can go rescue Elizabeth, ya savvy?"
Day Seven: So now I finally get to why we were on Tortuga. While there, two women slapped Jack across the face (to one he said "Don't think I deserved that" to another "That one I might've deserved"). He also met up with a really smelly and dirty man with greasy hair (I tried throwing a bucket of water on him to get rid of the stench, but alas, it did not). Jack took him to a bar and I went too. That was a bad move. A large, dirty and creepy woman with dirty hair, started hitting on me until a dirty guy came and took her. My eyes are scarred for life.Anyways, I found out that Jack is going to use me as some kind of 'leverage' because I guess my father was Bootstrap Bill, who was a pirate some guy (quite possibly another dirty one) killed. So, somehow or other, the other pirate needs me for some reason because of my father. *sigh* these thoughts are so confusing. I also haven't practiced with my sword in days *sob* so we rounded up a crew of.shall I say.mad people. Jack got slapped by another girl, but said that he did deserve that one. Well, at least he isn't confused about all things. So we left Tortuga, I found out why Jack was mad (too much rum on an island for three days), and that we were chasing the Black Pearl and that it was Captain Barbosa that wanted me. O! Elizabeth's also on the Pearl, so I guess we can save her too.
Day Eight: When Jack and I caught up with Barbosa, he was in some cave on an island. We went to check it out, and I hit Jack on the head with a paddle so he wouldn't get in my way. The dirty pirate with the extremely dirty dagger cut a line across Elizabeth's hand and put a medallion in it and closed it . Doesn't he know how unsanitary it was to cut her hand with that knife?!? I found out that instead of telling Barbosa her real last name (Swann) she used my last name, which obviously now I know was not a good idea. I was able to save her, and we got her back to our ship. As I was bandaging her hand, she gave me the gold medallion that Barbosa had thrown onto the ground. She told me that it was mine, and I realized that I was, indeed, a pirate. I also realized that it was my blood that they needed to break the curse. oOo.Shiny medallion.It's my.preciousssssss.
Day Nine: To continue: the crew of the Black Pearl captured me after the ship I was on got basically blown apart. Elizabeth and Jack walked the plank and had to go to an uninhabited island (poor Elizabeth, on an island with Jack.Well, where there's Jack, there's rum). So, if you've wondered why the entries here are so long and have taken so many days, it's because I am currently in the hold bellow deck on the Black Pearl. They have me in my own cell, but I haven't been allowed to wash my hair and clean my nails, so now I look like a skuzzy pirate *sob*. At least I got my pretty shiny medallion back.The rest of the crew I was with is in the cell opposite me. They play cards all day, and get to wash their hair. O, the torture! I also found out that Barbosa killed my father. I wish I could wash my hair.
Day Ten: I was taken into the cave where I had rescued Elizabeth, and as they were about to cut my head off, who shows up? Jack, that's who. He told Barbosa not to kill me (yet), and I noticed that he grabbed one of the medallions (which, in doing so, would make him susceptible to the curse as well. Which means that he wouldn't be able to die). So, he gets in league with Barbosa, and the creepy pirates left to go and battle the Commodore's ship (how'd he get here?). A while later, Jack showed up again, and fought with Barbosa. Surprise, surprise. Guess who else showed up? No! Guess! It was Elizabeth. She fought a while, and started complaining about her "bloody corset" again. *sigh* nothing will make her happy. Barbosa was surprised at how Jack was now a creepy pirate too, but Jack ended up killing him since he returned his medallion with blood from his palm and I returned mine, also with blood from my palm (ickies). We then left the cave (Jack wearing lots of jewelry and a gold crown. What's he the king of? Skuzzy pirates?), and got on board the ship with the Commodore and the Gov'ner.
Day Twelve: Yes! Spent all of yesterday practicing with my swords, and I also bought a really great outfit (including quite a cool hat, if I do say so myself). Hair is no longer dirty and greasy from being unwashed.
Day Thirteen: Today, Jack was almost hung, and would've been if I hadn't cut in. First, I told Elizabeth that I loved her, and always had. I then ran to the gallows just as Jack was falling through the hole, and threw my sword to where he could step on it and breathe. I released him from the rope and we eventually ended up surrounded by bloody soldiers near the cliff that Elizabeth had fallen off a few days ago. Jack was released, but fell off the cliff in mid-sentence. The Commodore also gave me permission to marry Elizabeth. Jack also told me that I had a nice hat.Thinking back on that, he seemed like he almost didn't mean it.
Bloody pirates.wait.
*~*Chapter one: The Diary of Will Turner*~*
Day one: It is a damp morning indeed. Oh, how it will be humid later on today.sigh. well, on the bright side of things, I will be able to finish up that sword I've been working on especially for the *soon-to-be* Commodore. Thing to look forward to today: Finishing that blasted sword, and practicing for three hours! Yay! oOo. .:.shiny objects.:.
Day two: I brought that beautiful shiny sword to Governor Swann's house today.okay, so it's more of a small mansion than a house. anyways, I digress. oOo.shiny.okay! looking away from the swords! Where was I.oh yes! I was at the Gov'ner's house when I decided to take a look at the craftsmanship of his candleholder on the wall. As I went to turn it (okay, looking back on it, that wasn't such a bright move), and it just b.:.r.:.o.:.k.:.e.:. off the wall.heh.
Day three: Too tired yesterday to finish entry.so I shall continue: I delivered the sword for the new Commodore. I saw Elizabeth in a beautiful dress, but when I called her Miss Swann (as proper etiquette should suggest) she told me just to call her Elizabeth. Of course I would never do that when her father was around, so I just called her Miss Swann again. *sigh* that might've been a bad move on my part though.she then proceeded to call me 'Mr. Turner'. How that hurt. It hurt even more when the Gov'ner thought that that mangy-git of a master made that beautiful shiny sword, and not me. Thinking about practicing my swordsmanship for four hours today instead of three.*sob* Well, Elizabeth got what was coming to her. As the Commodore proposed to her, her corset caused her breathing to be screwed up and she fell off the face of a cliff. Some ruddy pirate saved her (why couldn't I have been there?!?). He was caught, but since he saved Elizabeth's life, he got away.bloody pirate.
Day Four: Am currently at Tortuga.I will get to that eventually. After that ruddy pirate saved Elizabeth, he came into my shop and tried to fight his way out. At one point, he asked who made all of the swords, and I told him that I did. He proceeded to tell me that I needed a girl. Then, in his rude, drunken manner, he asked me if I was a eunuch. O the nerve of him! I can get along just fine without a girl! And I'm not a eunuch either. Anyways, back to the Tortuga thing. I found out that the skuzzy pirate's name is Jack Sparrow (what a name, eh? It sounds like it's for some mad man.on second thought.) He has very dirty hair that could use a very good washing. He also has quite a bit of dirt under his fingernails (unlike mine, which are dirt free! Yay!). He also has a tattoo (does he know the danger in them? He's also ruining his skin with it). He also walks with a strange swaying motion and speaks with a drunken slur (is he always drunk?!?).
Day Five: Okay, back to Tortuga once again. Jack was eventually caught after sword fighting with me (he cheated though! He hit a bag of reddish sand, which then got all in my face. When I got it out of my eyes, he had a gun pointing at me). Stupid Master Brown hit Sparrow over the head with a bottle of some kind of liquor (was it rum? That's illegal you know.hmm. have to look into that.) So, instead of me getting the credit for fighting Sparrow, the stupid git Brown got it. Maybe I'll look into getting some rum of my own. Anyways, so it was eventually nighttime. There was the sound of canon fire, so I looked out my window. I had to look down quite a little ways since my room is on the second floor (leaving my swords to be all alone in the dark *sob*). I noticed something odd happening down on the street. I ran down at once and saw to my astonishment quite a number of creepy, skuzzy looking pirates (do they know Jack? They also could use a good washing like him). I saw a little kid who looked like he was choking on something as he screamed, but just as I was about to go and do the Heimlich maneuver, I saw Elizabeth being taken by some of the creepy, dirty pirates. I was about to ask her why she was hanging with such a crowd, since you never know if their dirtiness would rub off on you, but then I was hit on the back of the head with a candlestick holder *sigh*.
Day Six: To continue once again: I woke up in the morning, and ran to where I knew the Gov'ner and new Commodore would be. Of course, they were reading a map while pretending to make plans to get Elizabeth back. This way, it would take a long time to read the maps, and they would get out of doing any of the dirty work. So I ran up there, proceeded to show that I truly do need anger management, and stabbed the map with my hatchet. Little do they know that I was aiming for the Commodore's hand.heh.heh. So, after they told me to basically go away because I hadn't washed my hair last night, I went to the prison to ask Sparrow (he's the only one I could think of at the moment) whether he thought my hair was dirty and greasy. I saw him laying kind of awkward on the straw, and he asked me what my name was. I said Will Turner, then he decided to help me. I said "Jack, do you think my hair is dirty and greasy?" "Why, of course not! Now, what about that bonny lass of yours, Elizabeth. I heard some of the other.people.in here say she was captured. What are we going to do about that?" "So you're sure my hair isn't dirty and greasy?" "Yes!. Now, will you get me out of here? We need to go to Tortuga to get a crew so we can go rescue Elizabeth, ya savvy?"
Day Seven: So now I finally get to why we were on Tortuga. While there, two women slapped Jack across the face (to one he said "Don't think I deserved that" to another "That one I might've deserved"). He also met up with a really smelly and dirty man with greasy hair (I tried throwing a bucket of water on him to get rid of the stench, but alas, it did not). Jack took him to a bar and I went too. That was a bad move. A large, dirty and creepy woman with dirty hair, started hitting on me until a dirty guy came and took her. My eyes are scarred for life.Anyways, I found out that Jack is going to use me as some kind of 'leverage' because I guess my father was Bootstrap Bill, who was a pirate some guy (quite possibly another dirty one) killed. So, somehow or other, the other pirate needs me for some reason because of my father. *sigh* these thoughts are so confusing. I also haven't practiced with my sword in days *sob* so we rounded up a crew of.shall I say.mad people. Jack got slapped by another girl, but said that he did deserve that one. Well, at least he isn't confused about all things. So we left Tortuga, I found out why Jack was mad (too much rum on an island for three days), and that we were chasing the Black Pearl and that it was Captain Barbosa that wanted me. O! Elizabeth's also on the Pearl, so I guess we can save her too.
Day Eight: When Jack and I caught up with Barbosa, he was in some cave on an island. We went to check it out, and I hit Jack on the head with a paddle so he wouldn't get in my way. The dirty pirate with the extremely dirty dagger cut a line across Elizabeth's hand and put a medallion in it and closed it . Doesn't he know how unsanitary it was to cut her hand with that knife?!? I found out that instead of telling Barbosa her real last name (Swann) she used my last name, which obviously now I know was not a good idea. I was able to save her, and we got her back to our ship. As I was bandaging her hand, she gave me the gold medallion that Barbosa had thrown onto the ground. She told me that it was mine, and I realized that I was, indeed, a pirate. I also realized that it was my blood that they needed to break the curse. oOo.Shiny medallion.It's my.preciousssssss.
Day Nine: To continue: the crew of the Black Pearl captured me after the ship I was on got basically blown apart. Elizabeth and Jack walked the plank and had to go to an uninhabited island (poor Elizabeth, on an island with Jack.Well, where there's Jack, there's rum). So, if you've wondered why the entries here are so long and have taken so many days, it's because I am currently in the hold bellow deck on the Black Pearl. They have me in my own cell, but I haven't been allowed to wash my hair and clean my nails, so now I look like a skuzzy pirate *sob*. At least I got my pretty shiny medallion back.The rest of the crew I was with is in the cell opposite me. They play cards all day, and get to wash their hair. O, the torture! I also found out that Barbosa killed my father. I wish I could wash my hair.
Day Ten: I was taken into the cave where I had rescued Elizabeth, and as they were about to cut my head off, who shows up? Jack, that's who. He told Barbosa not to kill me (yet), and I noticed that he grabbed one of the medallions (which, in doing so, would make him susceptible to the curse as well. Which means that he wouldn't be able to die). So, he gets in league with Barbosa, and the creepy pirates left to go and battle the Commodore's ship (how'd he get here?). A while later, Jack showed up again, and fought with Barbosa. Surprise, surprise. Guess who else showed up? No! Guess! It was Elizabeth. She fought a while, and started complaining about her "bloody corset" again. *sigh* nothing will make her happy. Barbosa was surprised at how Jack was now a creepy pirate too, but Jack ended up killing him since he returned his medallion with blood from his palm and I returned mine, also with blood from my palm (ickies). We then left the cave (Jack wearing lots of jewelry and a gold crown. What's he the king of? Skuzzy pirates?), and got on board the ship with the Commodore and the Gov'ner.
Day Twelve: Yes! Spent all of yesterday practicing with my swords, and I also bought a really great outfit (including quite a cool hat, if I do say so myself). Hair is no longer dirty and greasy from being unwashed.
Day Thirteen: Today, Jack was almost hung, and would've been if I hadn't cut in. First, I told Elizabeth that I loved her, and always had. I then ran to the gallows just as Jack was falling through the hole, and threw my sword to where he could step on it and breathe. I released him from the rope and we eventually ended up surrounded by bloody soldiers near the cliff that Elizabeth had fallen off a few days ago. Jack was released, but fell off the cliff in mid-sentence. The Commodore also gave me permission to marry Elizabeth. Jack also told me that I had a nice hat.Thinking back on that, he seemed like he almost didn't mean it.
Bloody pirates.wait.