READ THIS OR I HETEROSEXUALIZE ROXAS!!!
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Welcome My Children,
In case you're wondering why the hell I'm posting this, it's because Writer's Block is a son~of~a~dick. This is like my Davy Jones's Locker for stories I have in my head for hours at a time. The lucky ones make it and get turned into Longfics, and I throw away these ideas.
And that's disgusting.
You never ever ever throw away good ideas, trust me. So I am going to use this to publish oodles and oodles of shortfic crap for you!! Most ideas of mine are based on songs or art picture thingies that cross my path. But FEEL FREE to give any ideas, take any ideas, requests, and such. [THAT MEANS YOU, MADDIE!! I CAN'T DO THIS ALONE!!] Any songs you want me to transform into a delicious, gay butterfly... Anything... Let me know. Don't be shy~~
I hardly bite. :33
So I am wrapping up my Author's Letter and getting on with it, but I need to share a few facts that I always do...
Name: Sam
Age: XIV
Gender: I'ma chick.
So yeah... I dunno why... It just feels weird when I read fanfics and I know hardly anything about the authors. Moving on... Here's a math lesson:
+ + = What I write. Gay/Yaoi/Not-Straight/Songfics, you get the picture.
Any pairing, really. Expect mostly or only AkuRoku with Zemyx and SoRiku on the side, though. Just nothing with Vexen. *Shivers* Same with any song. No Lady Gaga or Kings of Leon, sorry.
The closest I come to heterosexual pairings is Olette/Roxas, Rikku/Reno, and Naminé or Kairi as psycho ex-girlfriends or when I need Pence to hook up with someone. Xion... well... She's a whole... Xion is a bitch in my book. End of story.
So who wants a kick-ass Davy Jones's Locker filled with yaoi and Davy Jones's personal belong-un's? Me!! Hahahah~~
Disclaimer For All: NOT MINE :DD HAHAHA!! Because if it was mine, Kingdom Hearts would be turned into an Erotic Thriller... :33 None of the songs or stuff I'll mention is mine either. So not mine, got it memorized?
Shall we get started?
We shall. Take my hand, let me show you the way... To eternal bliss and a world of darkness and mayhem.
Catch you on the flip~flop,
Sam!! :33
P.S. This will never be "Completed." I intend to use this as a bottomless pit of ideas and Writer's Block cures.
P.P.S. Oh, and pay attention to the chapter names, because if I publish a Part 2 or 3, that's how you'll know. For example:
Chapter 3: This Is An Example [Part One of a story]
Chapter 7: This Is An Example 2 [Part Two of a story]
And not every story will continue. Just the ones I like. Okay? Okay.