This story began in 2009, maths class. Written by Hannah and Liz in school when we can't be stuffed doing all the crap teachers give us.
We hope you enjoy.
Lead Characters:
Bark – voice by Hannah doing a sexy man's voice.
Skatie – Voiced by Liz doing a frightened little girl's voice.
Skatie: Oh! Save me Howl! I mean Bark.
Bark: I'm a sexy man. Oh no, Skatie's in trouble!
Skatie: Yes, you bastard, now come and save me!
Bark: Just give me a minute to fix my hair. God, I'm so hot.
Skatie: TOSSER!
Bark: I'm so hot, I even turn myself on. How many other guys can say that?
Skatie: About ninety percent of them. You're not special! Now come and save me!
Bark: Sexy man away!
*FIGHT*
Bark: ARGH! You broke my nail, you son of a –
Skatie: BARK! Can it and get the hell out of here!
Bark: You interrupted my whining! Now I'm going to have to start over. ARGH! You bro –
*Skatie karate chops him on the head*
Evil guy: He's the hero of the story?
Skatie: 'Fraid so.
Evil guy: He's freaking hot! *Starts drooling*
Bark: *Snaps awake* Aren't I, though?
Skatie: He's a freaking moron. I think you look like a truck ran over your face.
Bark and evil guy: WHAT?!
Skatie: You're a hideous crone and I feel sick just looking at you. Jace is way hotter.
Bark: NOOO! I give up! I see no point in living if I can't be beautiful.
Skatie: I was SO hoping you'd say that.
*Bark jumps off random cliff*
Skatie: Hello handsome. *Starts making out with Jace*
We understand if you don't like it, but hey, we felt like publishing it anyway. Many more references to fiction to come. And we would like to state that Japanese anime characters are REALLY hot, especially Howl. And no, we don't find that weird.
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