Hey all you peeps, this is my 2nd funny storie, and lets get one thing
straight..I am not trying to copy off of anyone. No offence to anyone,
bacause I think that everyones stories about potter are FRICKING FUNNY!
So please just read and review. oh, and by the way, PLEASE NO FLAMES!!!
On one fucking smelly evening, Harry Potter was being a total brat when
Severus Snape came into the Great Hall.
"Hey look everyone...Its the bastard from the Girls bathroom!" Shouted
Harry. Last year they found Snape making out with Moaning Murtle. She
was moaning so loud that even Dumbldore wanted to watch someof the ACTION!.
"Potter, stop smoking weed and get into my office, and not THAT one Potter!"
Snape yelled and everyone burst out laughing.
Harry walked into Snapes room with his head down. What the hell was Snape
up to? Was he going to try convince Harry to be his boyfriend again? When
Harry walked into Snapes office he saw Malfoy putting his clothes back on
and he noticed some Eextacy on the floor. What the fuck was going on here?
"Potter, I have been informed that you have killed over 10 girls with your
face, so I will have to kill you."
Harry started to tremble. How had Snape found out about Cho, Hermione, and
Lavender....? At that moment Voldemort came into the room.
"Thank you Honey, that is all I need." Said Voldemort to Snape." Wait...
what the fuck is this?"said Voldemort, looking at the naked Malfoy.
"Oh, that, well pumpkin, I was just..." Snape had a lose of words.
"HE WAS FUCKING DRACO!!! I AM A WITNESS!!!"
Voldemort looked at Snape with Horror in his face.....
TOO BE CONTINUED!
Hey, dont die with anticipation, lol. I know its not as exiting, but I think
that its funny.
straight..I am not trying to copy off of anyone. No offence to anyone,
bacause I think that everyones stories about potter are FRICKING FUNNY!
So please just read and review. oh, and by the way, PLEASE NO FLAMES!!!
On one fucking smelly evening, Harry Potter was being a total brat when
Severus Snape came into the Great Hall.
"Hey look everyone...Its the bastard from the Girls bathroom!" Shouted
Harry. Last year they found Snape making out with Moaning Murtle. She
was moaning so loud that even Dumbldore wanted to watch someof the ACTION!.
"Potter, stop smoking weed and get into my office, and not THAT one Potter!"
Snape yelled and everyone burst out laughing.
Harry walked into Snapes room with his head down. What the hell was Snape
up to? Was he going to try convince Harry to be his boyfriend again? When
Harry walked into Snapes office he saw Malfoy putting his clothes back on
and he noticed some Eextacy on the floor. What the fuck was going on here?
"Potter, I have been informed that you have killed over 10 girls with your
face, so I will have to kill you."
Harry started to tremble. How had Snape found out about Cho, Hermione, and
Lavender....? At that moment Voldemort came into the room.
"Thank you Honey, that is all I need." Said Voldemort to Snape." Wait...
what the fuck is this?"said Voldemort, looking at the naked Malfoy.
"Oh, that, well pumpkin, I was just..." Snape had a lose of words.
"HE WAS FUCKING DRACO!!! I AM A WITNESS!!!"
Voldemort looked at Snape with Horror in his face.....
TOO BE CONTINUED!
Hey, dont die with anticipation, lol. I know its not as exiting, but I think
that its funny.