PLEASE REVIEW. All characters in this story belong to j.k Rowling.
Harry was walking down the halls late at night when he stumbled upon some weed in
the corridor. "hmmm.." thought harry, "Mabey I might need this..". The next morning Harry was walking
down to the Great Hall when he saw Hermione chatting with some of her buds and drinking beer.
Harry said "Hi" but really though.."That alchoholic bitch needs to die and rot in..." Harry's
thoughts were interupted by a rumbling noise coming to the great hall.
I was obvious who it was, Professor SeveruSA Snape. SHE had had a sex change because of her love
for Voldemort. HER fat could be heard about 10 miles away, and once Harry fainted from being thrown
10 feet by HER fat.
As fast as Harry could, he put some poison into Hermione's milk, and ran as fast as he could because
Big Bertha (snape) was going to destroy the common room very soon. As he left he saw Hermione's lifeless
body fall to the floor behind him. Who cares if the Whore was gone??
Harry suddenly froze. He felt Pikachu, the fat-butt pokemon, bite his ass so hard that he probably bit
of a good chunk of it, too.
"Oh, Pikachu, you got some ass for Dumbledwarf. He will be so proud of you!" cried the owner of this
ass-biting rat.
Ass-less Harry was now running down the hallway as fast as he could, hoping that the ass biting rat
wouldnt catch up to him. Something made him stop yet again. He saw Proffesor Lockhart making out with
a cornix pixie."eewwww" he thought and then yelled "Sianora you Pixie fucker".
Harry finnaly saw the light at the end of the tunnel, or no, it was just Dumbledore's white pants with
a stain in the middle. Why was this day like this? he thought. Finnally harry made it into the common
room. "Thank God!"
Just as he entered he say Voldemort and Snape having some tea, and just as Harry tried to say something,
Voldemort stood up and said " Die you bastard ", but Harry farted and Snape and Voldemort both collapesed
on the floor, dead!
(hehe, I wrote this one at 12 oclock at night, nice, huh?)
Harry was walking down the halls late at night when he stumbled upon some weed in
the corridor. "hmmm.." thought harry, "Mabey I might need this..". The next morning Harry was walking
down to the Great Hall when he saw Hermione chatting with some of her buds and drinking beer.
Harry said "Hi" but really though.."That alchoholic bitch needs to die and rot in..." Harry's
thoughts were interupted by a rumbling noise coming to the great hall.
I was obvious who it was, Professor SeveruSA Snape. SHE had had a sex change because of her love
for Voldemort. HER fat could be heard about 10 miles away, and once Harry fainted from being thrown
10 feet by HER fat.
As fast as Harry could, he put some poison into Hermione's milk, and ran as fast as he could because
Big Bertha (snape) was going to destroy the common room very soon. As he left he saw Hermione's lifeless
body fall to the floor behind him. Who cares if the Whore was gone??
Harry suddenly froze. He felt Pikachu, the fat-butt pokemon, bite his ass so hard that he probably bit
of a good chunk of it, too.
"Oh, Pikachu, you got some ass for Dumbledwarf. He will be so proud of you!" cried the owner of this
ass-biting rat.
Ass-less Harry was now running down the hallway as fast as he could, hoping that the ass biting rat
wouldnt catch up to him. Something made him stop yet again. He saw Proffesor Lockhart making out with
a cornix pixie."eewwww" he thought and then yelled "Sianora you Pixie fucker".
Harry finnaly saw the light at the end of the tunnel, or no, it was just Dumbledore's white pants with
a stain in the middle. Why was this day like this? he thought. Finnally harry made it into the common
room. "Thank God!"
Just as he entered he say Voldemort and Snape having some tea, and just as Harry tried to say something,
Voldemort stood up and said " Die you bastard ", but Harry farted and Snape and Voldemort both collapesed
on the floor, dead!
(hehe, I wrote this one at 12 oclock at night, nice, huh?)