Hey listen up peeps! Thank you so much for choosing to read this story
instead of the one on the next page. I just wanted to say that if you
guys want me to stop writing stuff, I will stop. I just wanted to
entertain you with what I think is funny, sad, or romantic. Please dont
put any flames, cause honestly, If you dont like it that much, than let
it go. ENJOY..
Harry listened to the steady waves of the ocean. What was he about to get
himself into? He knew that Cho and him would never last. He and Hermione had
broke up a while ago because he thought Hemione was too self-absorbed. He
had lost all interest in her and now loved Cho Chang. Harry had been going
out with Cho for some time now, but now he had yet a new love...
"OH TINKYWINKY, I LOVE YOU" cried harry while watching teletubbies.
Yes Harry was in love with Tinkywinky, but secretly he knew that his
love would never last for her(we DONT really know what sex it is).
Time past and Harry was growing weary of making out with the television
set and started trying to practice with the school nurse, who was as old
as quidditch.
"You're too wrinkly for me, so I will do...HEY I GOT IT!" Harry cried.
The next day..Ron's rat was found in Harry's bed.
Epilogue....
Harry soon finds his true love...Professor Snape. Scabbers dies because
of severe head injuries with making out with Harry. Ron was left Ratless.
Hermione married Dumbledore and is retired at 15. And finnally, Cho Chang
died after finding out about Harry's and Scabber's relationship.::sniff::
THE FRICKING END
instead of the one on the next page. I just wanted to say that if you
guys want me to stop writing stuff, I will stop. I just wanted to
entertain you with what I think is funny, sad, or romantic. Please dont
put any flames, cause honestly, If you dont like it that much, than let
it go. ENJOY..
Harry listened to the steady waves of the ocean. What was he about to get
himself into? He knew that Cho and him would never last. He and Hermione had
broke up a while ago because he thought Hemione was too self-absorbed. He
had lost all interest in her and now loved Cho Chang. Harry had been going
out with Cho for some time now, but now he had yet a new love...
"OH TINKYWINKY, I LOVE YOU" cried harry while watching teletubbies.
Yes Harry was in love with Tinkywinky, but secretly he knew that his
love would never last for her(we DONT really know what sex it is).
Time past and Harry was growing weary of making out with the television
set and started trying to practice with the school nurse, who was as old
as quidditch.
"You're too wrinkly for me, so I will do...HEY I GOT IT!" Harry cried.
The next day..Ron's rat was found in Harry's bed.
Epilogue....
Harry soon finds his true love...Professor Snape. Scabbers dies because
of severe head injuries with making out with Harry. Ron was left Ratless.
Hermione married Dumbledore and is retired at 15. And finnally, Cho Chang
died after finding out about Harry's and Scabber's relationship.::sniff::
THE FRICKING END