It was another day, ya' know. Sitting in my facehugger like all the others. And then the facehugger in the eggs. It was a surprise to see a bright light shining in the egg, though it did explain all the noise. Three seconds later, WISHP! I was shoved down a guys throat and into his heart. We were then carried into what I guessed was another ship. This time I heard creatures trying to take the facehugger off. Obviously they failed, because I heard the blood go straight through the deck. Eventually my host woke up, ate, and by then I was ready to come out and say hello to my new friends. When I did the guy flopped around like a fish and then, YEA, I was born. And then I died, I saw behind them a computer playing a video called "Ranier & Nicole" and I screamed, and of course ran away. That video scarred me for life. After a while of hiding they began a search, I think they thought it was hide and seek, so I played along. The first guy walk below me so I came down, and, well I didn't know my tail had a spike so I accidentally stabbed him. He went in some room on the wall. Next I was in a vent and the next guy was playing with fire. Can you believe that?! So I went and told him to stop before he hurt himself. He didn't listen so I put him on the wall and lectured him. Near the end two of them were hiding in a corner so I tried to be friendly, like a dog. But my slobber was acid, whoops. They went on the wall too. Then there was that HOT lady, she was really smart and liked to play with explosives. While I took a nap in the shuttle, she rigged the huge ship to explode! It was beautiful. She found me then and hid in a closet. I was then shot out the door and back onto my planet. I was sad then, I had no friends. But a couple years later a colony was made but I was too nervous to meet them. Instead I learned two things. 1. I'm a queen. And 2. They came to me. Eventually most of them gave birth to my babies and I had my own kind to worry about. Then the best thing happened. The lady came back! I sent others to great them, but once again they came to me. Apparently I was in a nuclear reactor, so I followed them to a small ship which took me to a big ship. I laid some eggs, then came out and we wrestled. She then called me a bitch. That is my name I guess. My name is Bitch. But then I knew it was time to die, so I fell out the bottom airlock and died. The End.