7:59 PM 8/30/2005
Written By:Chuquita
Quote of the Week: -from dbgt 41 "Tenkaichi Budoukai. Who will be Mr. Satan's Successor?"
Goku: Hey Hercule, would you ask the people if there is some mistake?
Hercule: Wh-what is it, Goku?
Goku: I mean how come Pan can enter the adult group but I have to enter the youth group? I'm no small child.
Hercule: Um, well, because...
Hercule: That's right, it's because of your height. Only 1 cm too short.
Pan: Only a little bit, Grandpa.
▫End flashback▫
Goku: I don't want it either, but there's a new rule this year.
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Chuey's Corner:
Vegeta: That episode would make absolutely no sense with an adult Kakarrotto.
Chuquita: And that's one of the reasons why we're skipping it 'n going straight into the Super 17 eps!
Goku: Hooray!
Vegeta: Kakarrotto was humiliated in the 29th tournament anyway; and when I finally got to battle him, the episode ENDED!
It was just the beginnings of the battle and nothing came of it!
Goku: I wanted to spar with Veggie so badly too...
Vegeta: (pats him on the shoulder) There there Kakay--
Goku: (hugs the Veggie tightly)
Vegeta: --EEP! (face flushes red)
Chuquita: Anyways, I plan to do with this parody what I did with "Chomp!" and "Lost in Space" before it; so expect something
along those lines.
Turles: (rubs his hands together) Well it looks like I finally get to appear in one of these things!
Vegeta: AHH! (jumps back) No you can't!
Chuquita: Technically the only reason he wasn't in the other two gt parodies was because he wasn't a part of the storyline
back then; same reason Raditsu wasn't in the first parody.
Vegeta: I miss those times of long ago...
Turles: Long ago? I've only been here just over a year.
Goku: (looks at folder) Ac-tually Turles was a-round when the Bebi parody was made.
Chuquita: (looks at fic) Haha, silly me, he was in that story! Only it was before he started bugging Veggie so I didn't
remember him being there.
Vegeta: (sweatdrops) ...
Goku: What's "Whammy" mean?
Chuquita: "A serious or devastating setback".
Vegeta: (to Turles) That's what you are, a serious or devastating setback to my possible-future plans.
Turles: Heh-
Vegeta: (to Chu) Can he leave now?
Chuquita: Um, I guess?
Turles: I look forward to watching Kakarrotto and Vegeta-san's "bond" in action.
Vegeta: GAH! It's an accidental-platonic bond!
Goku: Oh yeah! That is right! I bit Veggie's arm and Veggie nibbled mine!
Vegeta: D--don't remind me.. (cheeks flushed red)
Goku: Veggie is luved.
Vegeta: H, hai..
Goku: (smiles warmly at Veggie)
Vegeta: Can we start the fic now please?
Chuquita: (sweatdrops) You're in a hurry.
Vegeta: You KNOW why I'm in a hurry!
Chuquita: Heh-heh, yeah...anyways, here's the fic!
Part 1 Chapter Titles: "Do you remember this man?" l Fishing Together l Is it Lunchtime yet? l The Paozu Special l Voices in his Head l This is only a Test l Flashbackstory l So MANY Questions l It's the Cameo Saga l Use the Buddy System l Random Battles l The RR vs Hercule? l It's a Trick, and a Trap! l Goku 'n Veggie VS Freeza 'n Cell l Attack l Rush l Like green, bipedal cockroaches? l The Return of Gohan l Such a Sneaky Peasant l The Shortest Revenge. Ever l Backup! l Fighting in the Street l Close Call l Deeper Hfil l Round 1 l Round 2 l Round 3 l Round 4 l V.2 VS Android Juuhanagou l Sibling Reunion on the Highway l
Summary: Doctors Gero and Myuu have teamed up to take revenge on Goku and Veggie by opening up a gate to otherworld and sending those the two saiyajins had defeated along with a super-cyborg after them! When Goku and Veggie travel to hfil to put a stop it the madness they find themselves trapped and its up to Vejitto, Gogeta, and Juuhachigou to defeat the fused and partly-possessed Super Juuhanagou! Will they be able to defeat them? And how will Goku and Veggie get out of hfil? And what about all the other villians released out into the streets of Earth? Find out!
Chuquita: "Whammy" is also from a gameshow on the gameshow network!
Vegeta: There's a gameshow NETWORK?
Goku: There are many networks on tv, Veggie.
Vegeta: Huh...
" ▫SIGH▫ " Doctor Myuu sighed as he sluggishly wandered through hfil.
" Do you remember this man? "
" What? " Myuu turned to his side to see Freeza standing there with a slideshow machine and a small group of
previous villians sitting before it like an audiance at a movie theater. A saibaman reached for some popcorn from the bucket
Cell had only to be promptly slapped away.
" Where am I! " Myuu gawked.
Freeza smirked, " Why you're in hfil, doctor; but that's the not point. " he pressed a button to start the slideshow
which began with a shot of Bebi's container being destroyed, " ▫Click▫ " a shot of Goku smirking and Pan holding Giru back,
" ▫Click▫ " the entire lab in ruins and the saiyajins' ship flying off into the sky, " ▫Click▫ " a shot of Bebi emerging
out from inside Myuu's body, " ▫Click▫ " a final shot of Bebi crushing Myuu's head, " Why it's Dr. Myuu, after having been
killed by Bebi. "
" Surprisingly your death isn't nearly as gruesome as it is ironic. " Cell took another handful of popcorn.
" I'm, going to be going now. " Myuu walked off, disturbed.
" Have fun. " Jeice said flatly, " Not that you can down here. "
Myuu continued his walk, getting further away from the others.
" Ah, I've been waiting for you, Dr. Myuu. " a voice called from the shadows.
The doctor snarled and turned to face the voice, " Who's that calling my name? "
A familiar face from Vegeta's most semetastical year revealed himself, " I am Dr. Gero, the smartest scientist on
Earth. Or at least, I was back during my life. "
Myuu huffed with suspicion, " What do you want from me? "
" My research is in need of your brains. You are a man of great intellect and a stylish hairdo. "
" Not to mention my snappy mustache. "
" Indeed. "
The tsufurujin doctor smirked and broke into a mocking laugh, " MWAHAHHA! It's so amusingly pitiful to see you
still conducting your research after all that's happened to you. "
Gero grinned evilly, " Even if it's to get revenge on Son Goku? "
" What? You're getting revenge on Son Goku? " Myuu gawked.
" I want to get revenge on Son Goku! " Cell called from off in the distance.
" Me too! " Babadi shouted.
" I want revenge upon Son Goku as well! " General Blue shouted.
" We ALL do! " Drum exclaimed.
" RAAA! " a random saibaman screeched.
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" ... " the two doctors sweatdropped.
" Anyway, " Dr. Gero continued, " I'm taking revenge upon him and I want your assistance. "
Dr. Myuu shook his hand, " It's a deal. He's going to pay for what he did to us. "
" Technically weren't neither of you killed by Son Goku? Gero by his cyborgs Juuhanagou and Juuhachigou, and Myuu by
his own experiment as well? " Cell spoke up.
" Do you MIND? " Gero twitched.
Cell held his hand over Gero's head in a crushing motion.
" ...I believe we should go. " Gero said to Myuu.
" Agreed. " they both promptly zipped off.
Freeza whipped out a microphone and spoke eerily into it, " Dr. Gero and Dr. Myuu have joined forces in hell. What
COULD they be planning? "
Zarbon sweatdropped, " Who does he think he is? The narrator? "
" SILENCE YOU! " Freeza snapped at him.
Zarbon gulped, " Y--yes Master Freeza-sama! "
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" Ahhh, what a glorious catch, wouldn't you say so, Kakarrotto? " Vegeta sighed contently as he and Goku dragged a
large fish back towards Goku's house. The two saiyajin were slightly damp in their gi's as they headed down the road.
" I like fishing with you VEGGIE. " the larger saiyajin wagged his tail. It had been a good nine months since the
ouji's nibble.
" You know I never knew that nude fishing could be so..invigorating! " the ouji gushed, spinning around.
Goku smiled, " Veggie's really loosened up since the bites. "
" I like to think so. " Vegeta looked over his shoulder and smirked at Goku.
" Haha, yeah. "
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" I wish every day could be like this Veggie. You 'n me waking up early to have breakfast, go spar, catch fish and
cook it together... " he trailed off, musing.
" Aw, Kakay that's too monotonous. " the ouji said with a pout, hopping onto the larger saiyajin's back and climb up
piggyback style, " Traveling through space would be much more exciting. And with my expert knowledge of galactical
navigation I could easily guide you across the stars with me. " he bragged as they approached the front door.
" Haha, oh Veggie you have been so nice lately. " Goku beamed, knocking on the front door while the smaller
saiyajin purred.
" I've felt nice lately. " the ouji continued to purr.
" ▫Knock▫knock▫ " Goku knocked on the front door, which opened to reveal Gohan half-looking at them and half-looking
at a real estate ad, " Hey Gohan! " Goku waved.
" Hey. " he replied, still looking at the ad.
" Planning to move? " Vegeta said, amused.
Gohan looked up to see Vegeta on Goku's back and a gigantic fish behind them, " ...I won't even bother to ask; but
yes, I'm looking for a new house. "
" What's wrong with your current one? " Goku asked.
" I'm living next-door to Kaasan. " Gohan said bluntly, pointing to the house beside the Son home.
" Ironic, like a fly returning to the spider's web you are, demi-kaka. " Vegeta shook his head.
" I don't GET IT! I tried so hard to GET AWAY from here and yet I ended up right next-door! " Gohan exclaimed, " At
least if I lived in Orange City or West City Kaasan would need to DRIVE to get to me. "
" You're so loved. " Vegeta snickered.
" Please don't even joke with me on that. I can't get a moment to think by myself. " Gohan groaned.
" GOHAN! " Chi-Chi called from the kitchen, then poked her head out the doorway to see Goku and Vegeta behind Gohan,
" :The ouji's clinging to his back, why am I not surprised; they've been hanging all over each other since Bebi: " she
sweatdropped, " Oh, Goku-sa! You're just in time to help out with dinner! And you brought a fish! " Chi-Chi clasped her hands
together, " That's wonderful! It'll really bring the other dishes I made altogether. "
" Actually Veggie help me caught it. " the large saiyajin beamed.
" Yes, a delightful time was had by all, Onna. " Vegeta grinned as well.
" Well, bring the fish in here. I've already chopped up that dinosaur you two caught this morning. " she motioned
them into the kitchen. Vegeta slid seemlessly off Goku only to be caught by the larger saiyajin's tail and gently set down
on the floor, " Bulma and the others are coming up here for lunch so I'm gonna need some help. " Chi-Chi explained, then
paused and turned to Vegeta, " And don't you go showing off your fancy little super-chef skills; it'll make my own dishes
look like something pre-cooked that I threw in the microwave. "
" Onna, you don't really think I'd use my newly-acquired knowledge to upstage you now, do you? "
" ... " she stared at him lamely.
" I see I'm not getting anywhere. " Vegeta muttered, then looked upward at Goku with wide sparkling eyes.
The larger saiyajin promptly hugged him, " Veggie cannot help his fanciness, Chi-chan. " he grinned.
" "Fancy"? There's a new name for it. " Chi-Chi sweatdropped, " Yeah, the Ouji's "fancy" alright... "
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" Whoa... " Pan murmured in awe as she stood there infront of the kitchen, 2 hours later, " TOUSSAN! GOTEN! PARISU!
COME SEE THIS! " she called out while keeping her eyes looked on the kitchen.
" What is it? " Goten popped up, wearing his orange and black gi.
Parisu jogged up to them and let out a gasp, " How beautiful! "
The entire room had been dressed up like an expensive resturant. Chi-Chi and Goku sat at the table, Chi-Chi in awe
and Goku watching Vegeta with admiration as the ouji coated the large fish on the plate with an elaborate sauce.
" Veggie makes me think such special thoughts... " Goku warmly sighed.
Goten tilted his head to the side and chuckled, " Veggie-san are you wearing an apron? " the demi-saiyajin pointed to
the pale yellow item the ouji had on over his gi.
" It is NOT an "apron", it is a manly SMOCK I'll have you know. " Vegeta huffed.
" It's got frills on it. " Parisu poked one of them.
" That's not a frill, its a trimming. " the ouji's cheeks went red with embarassment.
" Ah... " she said, enlightened.
" Wow! Look at the fish! " Pan walked up to the plate Vegeta had the chopped slices on, " Looks great, Veggie-san! "
Vegeta smirked, " Well I have been learning quite a few new techniques and-- " he froze.
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" Um, yes? " Pan sweatdropped.
" Y-y-y--y-y-y-y-y--- " Vegeta stammered, then whipped out a ruler from behind him.
" Where did he get that from? " Chi-Chi cocked an eyebrow.
" Veggie always likes to be prepared! " Goku chirped.
Vegeta carefully inspected the ruler next to Pan, " NOOOOOOOOO! IT CANNOT BE! " he wailed overdramatically in shock.
" What? What'd I do? " the demi-demi-saiyajin looked worried.
The ouji turned the ruler to face her, his thumb right beside the 66 inches mark, " YOU'RE 5'5! THAT'S AN ENTIRE INCH
TALLER THAN ME! " he wailed, then glowered slightly, " How dare you! You were the only one left who I still surpassed in
height! Now the only ones shorter than me are KURIRIN and CHAOUTZU! " the ouji slumped forward.
" Awww, Veh-gee. " Goku got up and held the smaller saiyajin against him, rubbing the ouji's back rhythmically. He
looked over at Pan, " Veggie's just sensi-tive a-bout his height, Panny. "
" I was too until I got that growth-spurt a couple months ago. " she nodded, folding her arms, " But now I'm
perfectly happy with my height! "
Vegeta started to purr as Goku rubbed harder.
" ▫DING-DONG▫! "
The ouji froze, " They're here! " he gasped, squeezing out of Goku's grasp and flinging his apron off into the
distance, " ALRIGHT! It's SEME time! " he whipped out his red cape and put that on instead, then proudly strode up to the
front door and flung it open, " BULMA! "
" Vegeta! " she waved happily, Mirai, Bura, and the fusions behind her.
" HI! " Turles poked out from behind Vejitto and Gogeta.
" AHHH! " the ouji nearly choked and grabbed the sleeve of Bulma's shirt, " What's HE doing here? "
" He heard there was food and decided to come. " Bulma replied.
" Hn... " the ouji glanced over suspiciously at Turles, " Fine. As long as he doesn't start anything. "
" Oh Vegeta-san, you know ME by now.. " Turles chuckled evilly.
" Exactly. I know you. " the ouji twitched uneasily, " Come in, " he sighed, " Let's eat. "
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" Wow, this is good! " Bura exclaimed with surprise as she continued to eat.
" Isn't it? I can't cook fanciful 5-star resturant food like the Ouji-- " Chi-Chi started out.
Vegeta lightly dabbed a cherry atop his four foot six-layer double-dipped fudge cakestravaganza.
" --but I am good at traditional dishes. "
Bulma picked up a small sausage-like object and took a bite, " This is really good. It's the first time I've seen
these dishes. "
" I call it the Paozu Special! " Chi-Chi said proudly, " All the dishes I made come from ingrediants found on this
mountainside. "
Bulma held out the remaining meet on her chopsticks and examined it, " What kind of meat is this? "
" That's Paozusaurus. Goku-sa and the Ouji caught it this morning so its nice and fresh! "
Bulma's bottom right eyelid twitched, " Pa...Paoz... "
" That's the best part from the tail. " Chi-Chi motioned to it, " Then there are fried Rainbow Toads, and this over
here is Centipede Eel soup. " she lifted the top off the pot to expose the contents.
Videl, Bulma, and Bura peered over the pot looking slightly ill while Chi-Chi continued to smile contently at her
work.
" They're all found only on Mt. Paozu. " Gohan spoke up, his brochure for Orange City sitting in his left pants
pocket.
Pan grabbed a nearby dish, " I luv rainbow toads! " she took a bite as Bura paled, " They're called that because
if you cook them incorrectly they can cause halluctionary side-effects. "
" Oh... " Bura trailed off, sweatdropping, " That's, nice. "
" Do you guys eat this stuff all the time or is this just some special event? " Bulma asked.
" It's fine once you get used to it. " Videl said with a wise look on her face.
Bulma raised an eyebrow, " Get used to it...? "
" Lookout stomach, here it comes! " Goku chirped randomly.
Bura raised her hand, " I would like to pass on Onna's meals and go straight to Toussan's delicious-looking cake. "
" Smart girl. " Vegeta smirked proudly. He cut a piece for Bura and handed it to her on a nearby plate.
" By the way, Trunks is late. " Pan took a sip of her drink.
" Yeah, he said he was gonna come and spar against me. " Goten looked around, disappointed, " Gohan never spars
anymore so Trunks is the only one on my ki level who can. "
" He did get out of work early, he should be here by now... " Bulma trailed off, glancing at her watch.
" ▫DING-DONG▫! "
" Ah, there he is! " Pan got up and walked over to the front door, " HellOH! " she gasped in shock.
Trunks stood there partially slumped over with several bruises and blood tricking down his forehead, " P-Pan-chan? "
" Trunks? " she lightly poked him. Goten, Bura, and Parisu rushed over.
" Trunks what happened to you? " Goten paled, confused.
" Juuhana-ha-hananana...BLAH! Juuhanagou, he-- " Trunks cut himself off as he felt a swirl of dizziness hit him. The
demi-saiyajin promptly fell forward, unconsious, " ▫THUMP▫! "
" Oww. " Pan squeaked out from beneath him. She burst into ssj1 and pushed the unconsious Trunks up off of her as
Gohan dashed over to help her up. Goten picked Trunks up and sniffed him.
" That's strange. There's signs of a struggle but I can't smell anyone else on him. "
" Who's Juuhananangou? " Parisu asked, scratching her head.
" Juuhanagou. He's Juuhachigou's twin brother. " Goten explained.
" I didn't know she had a brother. " Parisu replied, surprised.
" Mmm-hmm. Nobody ever sees him much though. I think he lives in the forest near North City with his dog. " the
demi-saiyajin tried to recall.
" Goten, bring Trunks into the living room and set him down on the couch. " Bulma worriedly instructed. Goten did
so.
" Wow Trunks you sure got heavy. "
" You alright? " Gohan asked Pan, who was now powering back down.
" Yeah, I'm fine. " she stretched her arm out a little, glancing out the open doorway disinterested, " Huh? " Pan
paused and stepped outside, " NANI? WHAT IS THAT? " she gawked.
" Hm? " Goku and Vegeta poked their heads outside as well, " Panny what are you talking a-bout. There's nobody
else he-- " Goku froze, staring upward at the huge black-hole in the middle of the otherwise bright blue sky.
A chill ran down Vegeta's spine and the little ouji reached over to protectively grab Goku's hand.
" I sense an evil force. " Goku said with a seriousness to his voice.
:Of course:
The large saiyajin blinked, " Kaio-sama? "
The rest of the group started to slowly pour outside onto the front lawn.
" Wow is it really you? It has been such a long time. " Goku smiled contently, " How are you doing? "
:I have a little cold right now actually.: Kaio-sama rubbed his nose as he lay in bed with an ice-pack propped up
on his forehead. Bubbles wandered into the room carrying a bowel full of soup. :Wait, there's no time for that, this is
serious: he corrected himself, :For reasons currently unknown this world and the next have been joined together,
threatening all of existance itself:
The black hole hovered over the Grand Kai's palace, 'L'arc du Triumph' in France, Uubu's village, and even South City where crowds of
people along with Kuririn, Marron, and Juuhachigou--the three of whom were in the middle of shopping--stared gawkingly up
at the strange phenomenon.
" What's that? " a man nearby Kuririn shouted.
A woman a few feet away shuddered, " Scary! "
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At the edge of North City Juuhanagou stood on a ledge staring up at the hole, suspicious, " What in the-- "
:I am you. You are me. We will become one.:
The cyborg cocked an eyebrow, then rubbed the inside of his ears, wondering if he was more perturbed that he was
hearing voices or that the voice he heard sounded identical to his own.
:We'll connect the other world to earth and bring forth fury upon it: the evil Juuhanagou announced as the two
doctors stood nearby.
Myuu turned to Gero, " Out of curiousity just how did you manage to find the material to build an android entirely
from scratch in the middle of hfil? And even so, the other one is a cyborg--a human you added onto while this is a complete
robot!--That is unless there's a third twin I'm unaware of. "
" Will you be quiet. " a vein bulged on Gero's forehead.
" I'm just saying that... "
" BE QUIET! "
" HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! " the android Juuhanagou powered up, his pupils glowing red. The cyborg Juuhanagou froze
and suddenly mirrored his actions. The hole in the sky began to grow larger.
" It's the end. The end of the world! AGAIN! " one of the men in the crowd shouted in panic.
" MINE! ALL MINE! " a random looter ran out of a refridgerator store with a medium-sized mini-fridge over his head
only to be tripped and fall to the ground. He snarled and ran to throw a punch at the man who tripped him.
V.2 swung his own fist at the looter's face and promptly knocked him out, " It's not nice to steal stuff. " the
clone snorted, then turned his attention back to the sky.
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" Calm down, my fellow citizens. Please stay calm until we find out the cause of this. " King Furry announced on tv
while Hercule half-watched from his living room as he stuffed more of his belongings in his suitcase. He piled as much as he
could on a wheelie cart and started to drag it out of the house. Buu followed carrying his puppies in his arms.
The streets outside Orange City were gridlocked with vehicles as people shouted in an angry panic at one another.
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" This new dark power that flows with me... " Juuhanagou smirked, " Its coming from hfil.. "
" Mmph mmphhh! " the resident onis working in hfil sat on the ground bound and gagged together in groups. An
eerily-large crane-game crane reached over and picked up one of the groups, then tossed them out through the black hole
where they landed in the middle of a busy street full of people. Those nearby turned to see them sitting there.
" ONI! " a woman screamed and the others ran.
" Enma is NOT gonna like this. " one of the onis grimaced, uneasy.
" The first stage of our plan is a success! Power derived from the resonation of the two #17's has successfully
fused the living world with ours. " Myuu announced.
" Cheers! " Gero held out two wine glasses and Myuu took the spare from him. They clinked the glasses together and
drank.
" Coincidentally where did you happen to get fancy wine glasses and alcholoic beverages themselves? " Myuu asked.
" I have absolutely no idea. "
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" ...oh. " Myuu paled.
" I appreciate your help, Dr. Myuu. I could never have done it without your Mutant Machine theory. Now my dream of
creating the ultimate cyborg will finally come true. " Gero nodded to him.
" Ultimate cyborg? " Myuu raised an eyebrow.
" That's right. #17 was supposed to have powers greater than Cell. "
" HAH! " Cell balked with laughter, passing by.
" ... " Gero twitched, " HOWEVER... "
:" I really didn't want to activate Juuhanagou and Juuhachigou unless it was absolutely necessary. " Gero cursed
to himself as he stood hatless in his lab, " A-ccursed dire situation! " he pressed the button that opened the containers
for the two cyborgs.
Juuhanagou stepped out of the container, " Good morning, Dr. Gero-sama. "
" Ah, looks like it's fixed afterall. " Gero announced only to have Juuhanagou reach over and smash the remote in
the doctor's hand, " W--what are you doing! "
The cyborg smirked, " I won't let you put us to sleep again, old man. "
:However, they held a grudge against me for erasing their human memories.: Gero told Myuu as he continued his
flashback.
Gero backed away from the androids, " You! What the--! "
" ▫SMASH▫! ":
" He was an incomplete failure. " the doctor sighed.
" And so his potential powers are still within him. " Myuu concluded.
" Indeed. The other Juuhanagou will consummate the incomplete one. "
" Eew. "
" NOT IN THE SEXUAL SENSE OF THE WORD! I MEAN THEY'LL FUSE TOGETHER! " Gero snapped, agitated.
" Oh. " Myuu nodded, " I suppose that makes sense. "
" When the two Juuhanangou's become one, the parts within him will be complete. He'll be the new ultimate weapon with
powers we've never seen before! " Gero wickedly announced, " And then I'll kill all the humans who have put me aside! MWAHAHA
HAHAHAHA! "
Myuu stared at him lamely, " That's nice, but before you get started on that...we have a monkey to get rid of. "
Gero stopped laughing and looked over at the other doctor, " Son Goku? Don't worry. The second stage of my
unstoppable plan has already begun. It won't be fun to simply kill Son Goku. We'll let him suffer eternal torture! " he broke
out into evil laughter once more. Myuu just shook his head.
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" Uhhhhhh... " Trunks murmured, slowly opening his eyes to see Bulma leaning over him.
" Are you oh-kay? " she asked.
" Kaasan! " the demi-saiyajin sat up, " I, I'm fine now. Just don't tell Toussan oh-kay? "
" Don't tell Toussan what? "
" ... " Trunks froze and looked over his shoulder to see Vegeta leaning over the other side of the couch, " ACK! "
" Here. " the ouji held out a piece of leftover cake, " Between Kakarrotto, the fusions, Turles, and I we nearly
finished off my cake but I figured I'd save you a piece since you were mortally wounded. "
" Um, thanks? " Trunks sweatdropped, taking it from him, :Does that mean he wouldn't have given me a slice if I
wasn't:
" Feeling any better? " Goku poked out from behind Vegeta and resting his head ontop of the ouji's. He hugged the
little ouji from behind and Vegeta let out an uncontrolled squeak.
" Yes. Sorry for all the trouble. " the demi-saiyajin smiled tiredly.
Goku wrapped his tail around Vegeta's waist, causing the ouji's face to go red.
" OhhOHHHHhh... "
" What happened anyway? " Goku tilted his head, " Somebody beat you up? "
" What's the story with this and the Other World joining? " Pan popped up mock-seriously with a microphone and
wearing a newsanchor uniform. She shoved the microphone up to Trunks's face.
" Ahh... "
" Is that hole in the sky a tunnel? " Bura pushed to the front.
" Is it growing bigger? " Videl asked worriedly.
" Did you meet Juuhanagou? Did he GET ya? " Chi-Chi wiggled her fingers ominiously on the word "get".
" GAH! " Trunks wailed at the attention and having a work-related flashback. He shook it off, " If you just wait a
second I'll explain everything! "
" I was on my way here to Mount Paozu in my company car... " Trunks started off.
:" Geez am I late! " Trunks looked over at his watch, " Can you speed it up a little? "
" Yes sir, Mr. President. " the driver smiled and left the highway and onto an off-ramp only to be cut off by
something flying out of the woods and smashing into the front of the car.
" ▫DUN▫DA▫NUN▫DA▫DA▫DA▫DA▫DA▫DA▫DUN▫NUN▫NUN▫DA▫DA▫DA!▫ " an evil-sounding background music blared all around them.
Trunks struggled out of a chunk of the car and lightly pushed the driver, " You alright? "
The driver just lay there, unconsious.
The demi-saiyajin looked up to see Juuhanagou standing there holding his arm out as a bright yellow ball of ki
hovered over his hand, " Nani? "
" HAAAAAAAAAAAH! " Juuhanagou let loose the blast. Trunks quickly grabbed his driver and ran, escaping the car just
in time for it to blow up.
" Who was THAT! " Trunks gawked, " It's impossible to sense his ki, just like Juuhachi---her BROTHER! " he froze
only to have the cyborg appear and land a kick to Trunks's side. Trunks tumbled and sat his driver down. He struggled to
his feet, " I've heard about you, your Juuhachigou's twin brother. " he paused only to dodge another ki blast from the
cyborg, " AARG! WHAT WAS THAT FOR! "
" That was for stealing my look. " he huffed, " The neck-bandana, the dark long-sleeved shirt, the jacket.. "
Juuhanagou rattled off.
" But I don't even wear that stuff anymore! " Trunks motioned to his basic gray t-shirt and blue jeans, " And how was
I supposed to know you had a "look". I've rarely seen you; ever! "
Juuhanagou paused, " You're...not MIRAI Trunks, are you? "
" NO. " he bluntly responded.
" Oh...I partly apologize. Anyway, do you see that large gaping hole in the sky? " the cyborg motioned to it.
Trunks looked up to see said hole getting larger by the second. His eyes bugged out of his head in shock.
" You know where that leads to? Hell. " Juuhanagou stated.
" Hell...? " Trunks muttered in disbelief.
" Or hfil, whichever name you prefer really. " he shrugged it off, then grinned evilly, " All those killed by Goku
will be revived to take revenge on him. "
" But wouldn't that be only a few members of the Red Ribbon Army? "
" ... " the cyborg thought it out, " Oh. You're right. In that case I mean the majority of villians Goku and his
friends and family have faced leading up to now. " he sighed, " You just have to get all technical with me, don't you? "
" It's a side-effect of my job. " Trunks admitted.
The cyborg laughed wickedly, " Tell Goku that if he has the balls to fight us, he should come to hell alone. "
Juuhanagou flew upwards and blasted off into the sky.:
" Go down to hfil..? " Goku blinked, confused.
" Technically in this case you'd be going up. " Vegeta motioned, " But...that doesn't make much sense either... "
he blinked in worried bafflement.
" TOUSSAN! " Gohan burst into the room, " Quickly! You have to see the tv! "
Goku and Vegeta turned to him, " Hm? "
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" This is no camera trick. Is the world really coming to an end? " the reporter in the corner of the screen announced
in nervous tension. On the screen Cooler, Android 19, Fullmetal Jacket of the Red Ribbon Army, Pui Pui, Babadi, Recoom,
Guildo, Jeice, Burter, King Cold, Major Black, Dodoria, Zarbon, and others could be seen ravaging the city.
" Whoa... " Vegeta trailed off in shock, getting painful flashbacks from just seeing some of them. Goku held him
tighter and Chi-Chi just sighed.
" Who ARE all those people? " Pan gawked.
" Well I at least recognize Babadi... " Bura trailed off.
" Don't feel too bad, I don't recognize the majority of them either. " Turles rubbed his chin, then smirked, " Even
so, Kakarrotto will protect us AND Vegeta-san as well. "
" My Veggie. " Goku gulped protectively holding onto the ouji. Vegeta flushed red.
" This is..serious.. " Mirai clenched his fists.
" Kuso..we can't prevent this if they're scattered all over the place. " Goku folded his arms, " Well, maybe we can,
but there's gonna have to be a lot of teleporting. "
" Do not worry Toussan! We're up to the job! " Vejitto pumped his fist in the air.
" Yeah! Leave it to us! " Gogeta happily chimed in.
A desperately concerned look appeared on Bulma's face, " But what'll happen if Cell and Freeza come back to life? "
Goku, Vegeta, and Chi-Chi all froze at once. Chi-Chi looked between the two saiyajin. Cell had killed Goku. Freeza
had killed Vegeta, " But...Gohan and Goten and I all defeated Freeza together when he escaped hfil along with the zombies
those years ago.. " Chi-Chi said to herself outloud.
Vegeta still shifted around nervously on Goku's lap, trying to compose himself, " We'll be fine. Between Kakarrotto
and I there's nothing they can do to succeed in their wicked plans. "
" Hai. " Goku grinned, " They want me, don't they? Then I will go. Let it be hfil or wherever. "
" EXACTLY! " Vegeta proudly announced, hopping off the larger saiyajin's lap and whipping out his royal armor to
place it over his gi.
" Hey! Don't say that so easily! " Bulma snapped.
The larger saiyajin slid off the living room couch and started to do warm-up stretches, " I'll get to see how much
stronger Cell and Freeza have become...this is... "
" Getting excited, right? " Chi-Chi smiled.
" YEAH! " he gushed back at her.
" Sounds like fun! I wanna go too! " Pan hopped to her feet, suddenly in her orange and maroon gi.
" How do you keep doing that? " Trunks sweatdropped.
" Oh, once I got my growth spurt my angst disappeared and I gained access to my Son powers. "
" YATTA! " Goten, Vejitto, Gogeta, and Pan all exctiedly pumped their fists in the air.
" Why didn't I ever get any "Son" powers... " Gohan sulked.
Vegeta grinned at him, " That's cuz you take after Onna! "
" WAAH! DON'T EVEN SAY THINGS LIKE THAT! "
" Heh-heh- "
Chi-Chi lightly grabbed Gohan by the ear, " And just what's WRONG with taking after me? " she twitched, annoyed.
" Ohhhh.. "
" I can't keep up with you guys... " Bulma sighed.
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" ▫Whooooosh▫ " the wind blew loudly as the group stood out on the Sons' balcony with Goku and Vegeta's exception.
The two saiyajin were standing on the front lawn.
" I guess I'm not going afterall. " Pan put her hands behind her head.
" Its alright, the best thing for us to do right now is to break into small groups and take on those let loose on
Earth while Son-san and Toussan are in there. " Mirai explained.
" Can we use your sword to do it? " Goten grinned over at him.
Mirai grabbed his sword's case protectively, " Ah...I'd prefer only those who know HOW to use a sword to borrow mine
if absolutely necessary. "
" I still don't get why the Ouji has to go with him. I mean, Juuhanagou said for Goku-sa to go alone. " Chi-Chi
shook her head.
" It's the "buddy system". " Turles chuckled, " They're practically mates anyway the only thing they haven't done
yet is each other. "
" And I'm pretty sure its going to stay that way. " Chi-Chi narrowed her eyes.
" Vegeta-san seemed so comfortable on Kakarrotto's lap earlier.. "
" I CAN HEAR YOU DOWN HERE YA KNOW! " Vegeta shouted from the lawn, glowing bright red with embarassment, " AND ITS
PURELY PLATONIC ALRIGHT! "
" Heehehee. " Goku laughed, then waved to the others, " SEE YOU IN A LITTLE WHILE EVERYBODY! " he then blasted off
into the sky, followed closely by Vegeta. The two of them disappeared into the hole in the sky while the others watched.
" Alright. We should get going. " Turles started to perform warm-up stretches of his own, " And contact my lackey
while we're at it. " he paused, " I wonder if any of my old minions made it through the hole. " the thought crossed his mind,
" Hm... "
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" HAAAAAAAAA! " a ssj1 Goten shot a ki blast at Pui Pui then flew at him with a kick.
" YEAH! Go GOTEN! " Parisu cheered him on.
" Haha! " the demi-saiyajin grinned at her and gave Parisu a thumbs-up.
" HUH? " she froze.
" What? What is-- " Goten turned around to see Yakon looming over him, " WAAAH! "
" ▫POW▫! " a huge ki blast came out of nowhere, immediately destroying Yakon.
Goten blinked, looking up while on his back.
" Yo! "
" Trunks! " he chirped.
" Goten! Are you alright? " Parisu dashed over to him, quickly swatting a Saibaman on her way there and knocking it
unconsious.
" Yeah. "
" Sorry, did I interfere? " Trunks boasted, putting a hand behind his head and one on his hip.
" ... " Goten and Parisu continued to stare at each other.
Trunks sweatdropped, " Yah... " he brought both hand down.
" I was gonna show her some cool moves. " Goten pouted.
" Yeah right. " the older demi-saiyajin smiled.
He and Goten smirked at each other, then turned and let loose two ki blasts into a nearby alley, destroying Android
19, who's head rolled out into the street only to be hit by a car and fly careening off into the sky.
" AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! "
" ... " Trunks, Goten, and Parisu sweatdropped.
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" WAAAAAAH! " Hercule wailed while running from Fullmetal Jacket, Major White, General Blue, and Major Black, " WHY
ARE THEY AFTER ME I WASN'T EVEN IN THE SAME STORYLINE AS THESE GUYS! AND HOW DID THEY GET BROUGHT BACK WITH THEIR WEAPONS IT
DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE! "
" TA-DA! " Pan popped out of nowhere.
" PAN-CHAN! " Hercule exclaimed with relief.
" Hey! Got a message for you from Son Goku's grandaughter! " she grinned at the Red Ribbon members.
General Blue froze, " S--Son Goku's--- "
" HAAAAAAAAA! " she rushed at them in ssj1, easily disposing of the four of them, " Well, that's about it. "
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" Whoa...hfil's all PURPLE and FOGGY now. " Goku murmured as he and Vegeta landed on the ground, " You can't see
anything, not Blood Pond or Needle Mountain or even that exercise gym Goz and Mez who I met the first time run. "
" This isn't good. I don't remember this place looking anything like this. " the ouji said as he headed further
down, keeping a steady pace beside the larger saiyajin in a protective manner. As they walked further dozens of tied up onis
came into view, " What the... "
" What are you guys doing? Playing tag? " Goku peered over at one of the groups.
Vegeta sweatdropped, " What version of "tag" are YOU talking about! "
" Special tag, like Chi-chan used to play with me a long long long time a-go. " Goku explained, then paused,
" I never liked being tied up. " he frowned.
" I'm going to pretend that you're talking about a purely platonic type of game. " Vegeta said, his face completely
blank and glowing red.
" WELCOME TO HELL! "
" ▫DUN▫DUN▫DUN▫! "
" ... " the two saiyajins looked up to see Dr. Myuu and Dr. Gero standing on a cliff. Gero holding a small "sound
effects" tape-player.
" Son Goku...we knew you were coming. " Myuu grinned evilly.
" Look Veggie! It's Dr. Myuu! " Goku laughed, then smirked, " So I see you have ended up in hfil after all. It is no
big surprise really. " he chuckled.
" You tell him off Kakay! " Vegeta put a hand on Goku's shoulder and gave him a thumbs-up.
" Did you teach him that, Vegeta? " Gero added.
" Actually, no. " the ouji said, confused, then regained his boastfulness, " But its clear to see who he learned it
from. "
Goku assumed a fighting position, " I don't know what you two are up to. But if you wanted to see me, you should have
said so in the first place. Me 'n Veggie'll battle you! "
Gero shrugged casually, " Unfortunately, we don't have time to play with you. " he and Myuu floated up into the air,
followed by the second Juuhanagou, " Farewell! "
" ... " ▫
" ... " ▫
The two saiyajin stood there, gaping.
" AAAAH! " Goku exclaimed, " Hey! What do you mean, "farewell"? You're going to chicken out after I came
all this way? RISKING VEGGIE'S LIFE AND MINE IN THIS DANGEROUS PLACE! WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE! COME BACK HERE HEY! " he
flew off after them only to slam into the exit, " OOF! "
" KAKARROTTO! " the ouji called off after him, worried. Goku rubbed his head and landed back down beside the smaller
saiyajin, " Are you alright? "
" I think so... " Goku rubbed his head a little more.
" Those KUSOTARES! " Vegeta spat at the exit, rubbing the spot for Goku now, " Tricking you like that. "
The larger saiyajin reached over and gave the smaller one a hug. Vegeta let out a squeak.
Gero laughed from a random hill on Earth, " He fell for it so easily! That fool! And bringing his companion with him
only further seals Earth's fate. " the doctor folded his arms, " Son Goku is trapped there alive, there's no way he'll be
able to escape back into the living world now! "
Myuu rubbed his hands together, " A world without Goku is like one under our control. " he then burst into maniacal
laughter.
" ...ah..a... " Pan stammered in shock as she stared at the now non-existant hole in the sky, " WAAAH! The hole's
GONE! That was the only way in and out! Ojichan is going to be trapped there forever its just like if he really DIED! " her
eyes started to water as she freaked out.
Hercule blinked, utterly confused, " I have absolutely no idea what's going on. "
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" THAT IS NOT FAIR! THEY TRICKED US! " Goku clenched his fists, upset, " I bet the resurrection of Cell and Freeza
was a lie to fool me into this! "
" There there, Kakarrotto. " Vegeta patted him on the back, " It isn't your fault. I mean, how often does a giant
black hole in the sky leading into otherworld appear anyway? "
" A LIE you say. " a voice said from above them and the ouji froze in instinctive terror at the owner of said voice;
the very person who had enslaved and murdered his Veggie with a brutal wound to the chest. Goku jumped infront of the ouji
protectively.
" We never betray other people's expectations. OR our own. " a second voice said and this time it was Vegeta who
struck his arm infront of Goku in protection. The ouji snarled at the second voice, the voice of the creature who'd taken his
favorite peasant away for the longest seven years of his life.
" It wasn't a lie after all... " Goku trailed off, looking up at the shadowed figures of Freeza and Cell, " It was a
trap. "
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Gero snickered as he stood there on the hill, " Stage Two: "Goku's Confinement" is a success! "
" Let us now move on to Stage 3. " Myuu added.
" ATTACK! "
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" MWAHAHAHAHAHA! "
" MWAHAHAHAHAHA! " they both laughed as the second Juuhanagou just stood there, rolling his eyes.
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" Heh... " the large saiyajin smirked up at the two villains, " I am not the same Son Goku as be-fore! "
" REALLY? " Freeza said, amused, " And why would that be? "
" Because Veggie and I are now platonic-mates! " Goku said proudly, revealing the nibble mark on his arm.
" O...O " Vegeta's eyes bugged out of his head, " Ah..a...ahh... " he grabbed Goku by the front of his gi,
" W--what are you DOING! YOU DON'T TELL THEM THAT SORT OF INFORMATION! " he sputtered amist the bright-red glow his body was
currently giving off while his tail fur stood on end.
" But, I thought it was something to take pride in Veggie. " Goku tilted his head, " That we luv each other so much?"
" It IS! Just not infront of FREEZA and CELL who can taunt me about it! "
" Taunt? " Goku blinked.
" Hahaha..so you've finally tied the knot for real, eh? " Freeza snickered.
" PLATONIC ACCIDENT! IT WAS A PLATONIC ACCIDENT! " Vegeta exclaimed, waving his arms in the air.
" So I suppose that makes Son Goku your..PLATONIC oujo? " the icejin added, the evil smirk still on his face.
" ... " Vegeta stood there for a moment, blinking:Freeza used "oujo". Freeza's never met Turles. He doesn't know
of the "uke" taunts and plots to undermine my obvious semeness, and most likely unaware of Kakarrotto learning of what an
oujo is. He's...UNINFORMED: a big grin plastered itself all over the ouji's face as he wagged his tail. The ouji turned so
his back was facing the others as tears of joy ran down his cheeks, :Oh thank you thank you THANK YOU: he then wiped his
eyes and whipped around to face them, " FEAR NOT, KAKARROTTO! For I, your ouji, shall rescue you! "
" Veggie what are you talking about? "
" ... " Vegeta turned to see Goku still standing next to him, unharmed, " I was caught up in the moment. Come on, I
don't get many of THESE opportunities anymore! "
" What opportunities? " Goku blinked, confused.
Vegeta whipped out a battery-operated fan and handed it to Goku, " Here, turn this on and hold it at me from the side
so my cape flutters heroically in the breeze. "
" Shouldn't we be battling Freeza and Cell right now? " Goku sweatdropped.
The ouji turned to him and clasped his hands together, " PLEASE Kakay! You know how much my poor ego needs moments
like this in order to survive along with my semedom. Just one little speech and then we'll fight. " he pleaded in saiyago.
" Oh-kay.. " Goku trailed off, then held up the fan and turned it on.
" ▫AH-HEM▫ " Vegeta cleared his throat and pointed at Cell and Freeza, " You foolish yaros! Your decision to stay
behind has once more proven just how ignorant you really are. Over the past..:3..7..10...5.: 25 years I have only continued
to excel and build my strength into that of a power that bears no equal! I will make you tremble in fear at the sheer pain I
shall cause you! I will make you forcefully atone for your wicked murderous deeds against Kakarrotto and I. And I will get
revenge for my people whom YOU Freeza had crushed and whom YOU Cell had tarnished the name of with the saiyajin blood that
flows through your mutated veins! PREPARE TO FACE THE ULTIMATE WRATH OF THE GREAT AND POWERFUL SAIYAJIN NO OUJI! " he burst
into ssj2. He mentally purred, :WOW WHAT A RUSH! That felt so AWESOME! 100 percent semetastic:
" ... " ▫
" ... " ▫
Freeza and Cell just stood there.
Goku poked Vegeta in the shoulder, " Veggie can I turn the fan off now? "
The ouji nodded thoughtfully, " Yes Kakarrotto, you may turn off the fan. "
Goku did so and assumed an attack position as well.
" Ho ho ho! You were always one for long, threatening speeches, Vegeta. " Freeza chortled, " I wonder if you can
actually back it up this time. "
The ouji snarled up at him, " With pleasure. "
Goku beamed at Vegeta and burst into ssj2 as well.
The freed onis behind them backed away from the quartet nervously.
" No...something bad is about to happen! " one of them gulped.
Another nodded, " We have to report this to Enma-sama! "
They turned to run only to have Cell whip his head towards them and send a kiai at the group. The onis flew back
and landed on the ground, unconsious.
" You WOULD show your power so early. " the icejin rolled his eyes, " Of course I can easily see who you got THAT
from. " he motioned to Vegeta, who sweatdropped.
" Please don't talk about me like I'm the child of a dozen or so parents. " Cell sighed tiredly.
" Technically you are. "
" All you'd need is Piccolo and then you'd have a nice little family reunion. " Freeza shrugged.
Cell stared lamely at him, " Shuddup. "
" Uh...! " Freeza blinked.
" Don't be ridiculous. You're not the only one who has gotten stronger. " Cell snorted, then powered up. Freeza soon
followed.
Goku and Vegeta stared at them, amused at how their ki seemed to be whipping about uncontrollably.
" Hahaha! Don't tell me you've been down here so long you both forgot how to properly con-trol your ki? " Goku
giggled at the thought.
" This will be easy. " the ouji snickered.
The larger saiyajin started to power up again, " HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! " the ground around them
quaked along with the rest of otherworld.
Enma held on tightly to his desk, " They surely chose the worst place to battle. I can't do anything now. " he
sweatdropped.
" AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! " Goku finished, now in ssj3.
" ... " ▫
" ... " ▫
The two villains stared gawkingly at him. Vegeta beamed with pride.
Goku looked around at all the various destruction on the surrounding grounds and laughed nervously, " It looks like
I have overdone it a bit... "
" Aw Kakarrotto, you should know by now, you can NEVER overdo it! " the ouji grinned and burst into ssj3 as well.
Freeza tried to laugh it off, " Same Goku as before...bluffing as usual. "
" Denial's very unflattering on you, Freeza. " the ouji chuckled.
" Quiet, monkey! " the icejin hissed.
" Now now, I wouldn't insult us if I were you. " Vegeta waved his pointer finger in the air, " Kakay gets very upset
when people hurt his Veggie's feelings ya know. "
Goku growled wildly at Freeza, causing the icejin to pale.
" See? He's just brewing with the need to protect his ruler at all costs. " the smaller saiyajin folded his arms.
Cell smirked back at them musingly, " I haven't played happily for a long time. "
" ... " Freeza cocked an eyebrow at him, " Goku. " he said bluntly.
" I'm AWARE of that, thank you. " Cell glowered at him, gritting his teeth.
" Well then. " Goku clasped his hands together, " Let's PLAY! "
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" AAAAAAAAH! " crowds of people ran screaming from the group of saibamen originally planted by Nappa many years ago.
One of the saibamen latched onto a man's head while three others started breaking open a car. One of the saibamen
got into the driver's seat and started the car up, sending it flying down the street, " ECH ECH ECH ECH! " it screeched,
entertained. Dozens of other saibamen ran about the city reeking havoc.
" You know, it could just be me, but I'm pretty sure Nappa only planted FIVE of these guys. " Yamcha muttered in
confusion to himself as he knocked out one of the nearby creatures.
" Perhaps they've been breeding asexually since they got here. " Tenshinhan suggested, elbowing a saibaman that was
flying at him from behind.
" HAAAAAAAAAA! TAKE THAT YOU SLIMEY PLANT-CREATURES! " Launch shouted as she shot her machine gun at three of the
saibamen, who all attempted to turn and run for cover from her.
Trunks, Goten, and Parisu peered over the top of one of the buildings down at the saibamen. Trunks shifted, uneasy,
" They look like cockroaches... "
" I greatly dislike cockroaches... " Goten gulped, his eyes wide, " They're my least favorite bug! "
Uubu flew by and paused across from the trio, " What are you guys doing? Get serious! " he snapped, then flew off
again, sending huge ki blasts at the saibamen. "
Goten blinked, " Uubu sure is serious... "
" Yeah... " Trunks trailed off.
" Alright! Let's go! " the younger demi-saiyajin got to his feet and prepared to fly off.
" Um, Goten? " Parisu raised her hand.
Goten looked over at her.
" I, can't fly. "
" WAH! " Trunks fell over.
Goten looked upward and whistled, " KINTO'UN! "
" ▫WHOOSH▫! " the little orange cloud came flying towards them. Parisu hopped onto it.
" Follow us oh-kay Kinto'un? " he instructed.
The cloud nodded and the four zipped off in the direction Uubu had left in.
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" OHHHHH! WHY ME WHY ME WHY ME! " Pan wailed as she blasted through the sky in ssj1 while carrying Hercule and being
chased by Rirudo.
" If only we could meet up with Buu! " Hercule nervously clenched his fists, " I lost track of him in the crowd
earlier! "
" HAAA! " Rirudo launched his fist and lower arm off its socket at the grandfather and grandaughter only to have it
knocked away by an almost-middle-aged man in a purple and red Piccolo-gi.
Pan paused in her tracks and grinned, " PAPA! "
" Heh- " Gohan grinned over his shoulder at her, revealing he was still wearing his thick-rimmed glasses.
" Those glasses... " Hercule trailed off, sweatdropping along with Pan.
" Pan, take Hercule someplace safe. " Gohan instructed, turning his attention back to Rirudo.
" Alright. " she turned to leave, then stopped for a moment, " Be careful, Papa. We fought him in outer space, he's
not very strong but he has the deadly ability to turn things into metal. " Pan warned.
Gohan nodded.
" Thank you, Gohan! " Hercule shouted as they flew away.
Rirudo reconnected his arm and he and Gohan stared off.
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" ▫FWOOSH▫! " Freeza sent a huge pink ki blast at Goku, who caught the blast in the distance only to have it explode.
The icejin laughed, " I DID IT! "
" ... " ▫
He paused, then looked to see Goku no longer there, " What? He dodged it? Where is he? Come out! "
Cell chuckled, amused, " Some time ago, Freeza was the most feared in the universe, but today he is humiliated.
Well, unexpected. "
Freeza sent a death-glare at him, " Hmph! There are lots of unexpected things. Look up. "
Cell glanced upwards to see Goku hovering over him, back in ssj2, " Some time a-go, Cell was the most feared in the
universe, but today he is humiliated. Well, unexpected. " the large saiyajin smirked.
" See? Haven't I taught him well? Isn't he the best peasant EVER! " Vegeta, also in ssj2, gushed with pride as his
tail wagged back and forth.
" ▫PURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR▫ " Goku let a huge purr rip in the ouji's direction. Vegeta's
body went bright red as he continued to hover there.
" ... " ▫
" ... " ▫
" ♥-Jar-♥. "
" WAAAH! NO JARS RIGHT NOW WE'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF A BATTLE! " the little ouji fought to maintain consciousness.
" Hmph! Watch this. Masankosappo! " Cell shouted, letting loose the attack. Goku and Vegeta easily dodged the
attack.
" What was that? " Vegeta blinked, confused.
" Oh yeah, you only know how to use someone else's moves. That is one of Piccolo's techniques. " Goku grinned, then
looked over at Vegeta, " Veggie doesn't remember cuz that was during the battle with my niichan and even though Veggie could
hear the battle on his scouter, he couldn't actually see Piccolo use it. "
" Ah...the "light of death", huh. " Vegeta pondered, " I kinda like it. "
" STOP CHATTING WITH EACH OTHER AND FIGHT! " Freeza formed a kienzen and threw it at them. Goku jumped upward and
Vegeta pulled a limbo stance to dodge it.
Goku pouted sadly, " Not you as well, Freeza...that was one of Kuririn's moves. "
" That was one of my OWN moves! WHY would I steal a move off someone I so easily killed! " Freeza exclaimed,
sweatdropping.
" He is telling the truth about that one. I've seen it before you. " Vegeta nodded thoughtfully.
" Hnn. " Freeza brought the disc of ki back at them and Goku hopped upon it, sliding across blood pond as if he were
surfing, Vegeta holding tight onto Goku from behind in piggyback formation. They flew weaving through the needle-mountain
needles while the kienzen sliced random needles in half. Goku grabbed one of the needles and waved spun it in the air as if
it where his nyou-bo, " Hee- I am the mighty Son Goku! " he chirped happily.
" Beware the power of my peasant, you kusotares! " Vegeta shouted with evil laughter.
" ERRR...those fools are mocking us! " Cell seethed and formed a kamehameha, " UTTER NONSENSE! KAH...MEH...HAH...MEH
...HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! " he let loose the blast.
Goku thrust his pole out infront of him and began to spin it in a circular motion, " REJECT KAMEHAMEHA! " he
laughed, deflecting the blast off the pole and back at Cell, creaming the upperhalf of the creature's body. Cell fell
backward onto what was left of his back just as Goku and Vegeta flew past them on the kienzan, " WHEEEEEEEE! " Goku hooted
with joy, " This is FUN! "
" ... " Freeza stood there, a vein bulging on his forehead, " AARGH! This IS nonsense! He's too carefree...now's my
chance! " he formed another kienzan and threw it back at the saiyajins.
" May I? " Vegeta asked Goku, smiling.
" Of course, my Veggie. " Goku handed him the needle. Vegeta caught the kienzen on the top of the needle and started
to spin it like record, then threw it back at Freeza, slicing him in half.
" ▫THUMP▫! " Freeza's upper and lower body hit the ground.
" WHOOHOO! " Vegeta pumped his fists in the air, " I've ALWAYS wanted to do that! " they landed back onto the ground
and Goku walked up to Freeza, poking him with the needle, " Hey, are you guys finished already? "
" You thought you had won, Goku, you idiot. We can't die here. " Cell, who had regenerated his upper body, laughed.
" We are already dead. " Freeza stood up, a large roll of duct-tape wrapped around his middle holding the two halves
of his body together.
" Ah, that's the stuff! " Goku chirped randomly.
" ... " the others blinked at him.
" Yes? "
" Waitaminute! " Vegeta waved his arms in the air, " First off, you both can't be dead because you're missing your
halos! Connecting the two worlds somehow brought everyone in hfil back to life including you two! "
" Why am I not gushing blood from the wound you just delt me then? " Freeza folded his arms.
" I don't know. " the ouji said simply, " And TWO, if you were dead, instead of dying you would cease to exist.
Trust me, Kakarrotto knows this sort of thing being in otherworld for 7 years. "
" Must've been quite lonely for you.. " Freeza chuckled.
" Yes. Yes it was. " the ouji put his hands on his hips.
" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! " Freeza burst into laughter only to have his upperbody snap off and land on the ground beside
his feet; half the duct-tape still attached, " Aw dammit! "
" Time out. " Cell held his hand up and Goku and Vegeta sweatdropped.
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" Finally...EARTH! " Paragas exclaimed as he stood on the outskirts of West City, " At long last I've finally
returned to you my dear little planet and soon you will become the throne in my intergalactical kingdom! And with Kakarrotto
and Vegeta trapped in hell there's no one to STOP ME! MWAHAHAHAHAHA! " he laughed maniacally, then felt something tap him on
the shoulder.
Paragas looked over to see his wife and son standing there. Brolli cracked his knuckles and burst into densetsu from.
" Ah...:bu..but I just GOT BACK: " he turned to Cilantra, " DEAR, you-- "
" Burori. " Cilantra said flatly, " Get him. "
Paragas went a pale green as Brolli's shadow loomed over him, " Oh..poo. "
" ▫SPLAT▫! "
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" Well, that was messier than I thought it was going to be. " Brolli sweatdropped as he wrung the guts out of his
red pants sash.
" It was very nice of you to come help out your friends, Burori-kun. " Cilantra smiled.
" Heh, well I don't have an interest in Vejita anymore but I can't stand by and let him get killed, Kaasan. " the
densetsu replied confidently as they walked through the city.
" HAHAHAHA! " a voice laughed from above them. Brolli looked up to see the two doctors standing there, " It's been a
long time, uhhhh... " Gero paused when he realized he'd never seen Brolli before in his life, " Whoever you are! " he
regained his composure. Dr. Myuu sighed and shook his head.
" Burori-kun do you know those two men with the matching haircuts and mustaches? " the densetsu's mother asked him.
" No actually. I've never seen them before. " Brolli scratched his head, " Ah well, let's continue. " they turned
to keep walking.
" ... " the doctors sweatdropped.
" AAUGH! DON'T JUST WALK AWAY FROM ME LIKE THAT! " Gero snapped at the two saiyajin, " Settle down...you'll meet my
new invention soon enough. Go, Hell Fighter Juuhanagou! "
A burst of flames appeared beside the two saiyajin. The Juuhanagou android appeared, glaring coldly at them amongst
the flames.
" ... " Brolli held up his hand and let loose a blast, putting out the flames and destroying the android along with
them, " Well. I'm hungry. Kaasan, care for some earth cuisine? " he continued on.
" Oh! I've always wanted to try "pizza"... " Cilantra trailed off.
" ... " the two doctors continued to stand there, Gero frozen in place with his arm outstretched and pointing while
his other hand was in a fist, " Uhhh... " he shook it off, " MYUU! THE BACKUP! GET THE BACKUP! "
Myuu sighed and whipped out a second Juuhanagou android, this one turned off. Gero stomped up to the android and
opened its back to reveal a large wind-up sticking out. He grabbed it and started to painfully turn the wind-up
counter-clockwise.
" I swear sometimes I don't know why I'm doing this! " Gero exclaimed, letting go and shutting the back again.
" I am at your service, Doctors. " the Juuhanagou android bowed to them.
" Yeah yeah, now let's get going; and TRY to avoid that green-hairred man will ya? "
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" HAAAAA! "
" HAAAAA! " Goten and Trunks let loose ki blasts at nearby villains while Bura landed a punch to Zarbon's jaw; all
three of them in ssj1. Zarbon flew back through several buildings and Bura formed a ball of ki in her hands.
" GARRIKU HO! " she let it loose after him.
" HA HA HA HA! " Parisu ran after Guldo with a baseball bat she'd picked up off the ground.
" YAAH! " Uubu double-kicked Jeice up into the air.
Gohan's back smacked into a large Hercule billboard, his glasses falling off and down to the ground below, " NO! "
he shouted.
Rirudo hurtled his arm towards Gohan, who dodged it and bounced back only to have his opponent shoot a green beam at
his right arm. The demi-saiyajin watched in horror as his limb turned to stone.
" WAAAH! NO THAT CAN'T BE! PAN SAID HE TURNED THINGS TO STONE, NOT PEOPLE TOO! "
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Freeza continued his barrage of punches against Goku, who easily blocked them all and knocked Freeza away. Freeza
stepped to the right to battle Vegeta just as Cell popped up infront of the stunned Goku, " TAIYO-KEN! "
" AHHH! " the larger saiyajin screamed as the bright light hit him. Goku squinted and covered his face, " My eyes!
Kuso.. "
Cell whipped out his tail and reached over to absorb the large saiyajin, " You've lost, Goku. " he grabbed Goku's
upper body with his tail and began to swallow him.
" You better say goodbye to your princess. " Freeza teased the ouji. Vegeta looked over to see Goku's body halfway
into Cell's tail and let out an ear-piercing scream as those seven eternally long years came back all in one super-fast
flashback.
" AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! KAKARROTTO! " Vegeta bolted
towards Cell, who now had large lump flowing through his tail and into his back. A ssj2 aura burst forth around Cell.
" SUCCESS! I have absorbed Son Goku! I have the most incredible power. The power of Son Goku is mi--OOF! " the side
of Cell's head thumped against the ground as Vegeta held him in a death-grip, sitting ontop of his back.
" YOU BASTARD! YOU ROTTEN SCIENCE-FAIR REJECT! " the ouji screamed at the top of his lungs as tears started to roll
down his cheeks, " HOW DARE YOU! HOW DARE YOU DEVOUR THE ONE PERSON WHO EVER REALLY UNDERSTOOD AND CARED ABOUT ME! THE ONLY
PERSON I EVER REALLY LUVED IN THAT DEEP MEANINGFUL YET PLATONIC WAY! I WAS ALONE FOR SEVEN WHOLE YEARS WITHOUT HIM BECAUSE OF
YOU AND NOW YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING TO DO IT TO ME FOREVER? " he greatly increased the pressure his hand was placing on the
side of Cell's head, " I will show you hell that makes this place look like a paradise. " Vegeta hissed with rage.
" It is not very nice to swear, Veggie. "
" ... " Cell and Vegeta blinked, then looked back to see Goku's head poking out of the end of Cell's tail.
" Hello! " Goku chirped, covered in transparent goo.
" That appears wrong on so many levels... " Freeza muttered in disbelief.
" ▫Squeezy▫Squeezy▫Squeezy▫ " Goku squeezed his body around until he popped out of the end of Cell's tail, " WHEW! "
he shook his body rapidly to get all the goo off of him.
Vegeta slammed Cell's head into the ground one more time while beaming up at Goku, " KAKARROTTO! " he gushed.
" Oww. " Cell said lamely as the ouji let go and flew over to the larger saiyajin, hugging on tightly.
" My Veggie. " Goku hugged back, resting his head atop the ouji's, " That was close. I was about to be digested. "
Cell stumbled to his feet, now with a terrible headache, " Impossible... "
Goku grinned, " Those killer moves are no use anymore. I've already seen them. "
Vegeta purred contently against him, too nerveshot to bother surpressing the sound.
" Looks like we're going to have to fight with our true power. This move you are about to see, you've never seen
before. In fact, you've never even heard of it. We invented it right here in hfil. " Freeza boasted.
Vegeta blew a raspberry at him.
" Heeheehee. " Goku laughed.
" ...charming, Vegeta. " the icejin replied, annoyed, " Now where was I? Oh yes, " his eyes suddenly glew yellow,
" Hell-- "
" --CANNON! " Cell finished, his own eyesockets glowing yellow as well.
Streaks of yellow ki flew out and surrounded the two saiyajin, forming a ball-shape around them and pulling them
downwards as it shaped itself into a tunnel.
" WAAAAAH! " Goku and Vegeta cried out as they fell downward. Hitting a bundle of clouds the larger saiyajin
attempted several times to grab on for dear life only fail as the tunnel closed in on them, shrunk, and disappeared.
" Fall. Fall to the deepest place in this land! " Freeza smirked.
" AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! " the two saiyajin screamed, holding onto each other as they fell until
they hit the ground, knocking themselves out.
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" Ohhhh... " Vegeta groaned, finally waking up. The ouji blinked and looked upward to see Goku's unconsious face
directly above him and instantly froze in place, " A..ah..a...K-ka-- "
" Hmmmm? " Goku slowly opened his eyes to see the ouji beneath him, " VEGGIE! You are alright! " he hugged the
smaller saiyajin tightly; the two back in their normal forms.
" Oh..o...oo... " Vegeta choked out, his face flushing. Goku rolled off of the ouji and looked around.
" Cell and Freeza...where are they? And where are we? " the large saiyajin looked up at the pinkish spotlight above
them. Both stood up and turned to another spotlight off in the distance. Goku jogged over and spotted a small figure in the
spotlight squatting before a pile of pebbles.
" This one is for Kaasan. " she placed a pebble on the pile, " And this one is for Toussan. "
Goku tilted his head at the little girl in the yellow and red kimono, " Um, excuse me, what are you doing in here
all alone? "
Vegeta put up his fists in a defensive position.
The figure turned her head towards them to reveal she was an elderly woman.
" OH! She's old! " Goku gasped.
" Like Baba with a wig on. " Vegeta sweatdropped.
The old woman materialized another layer of clothing along with a hat and Vegeta instantly narrowed his eyes in
suspicion.
" It's been awhile since I've had a guest. " she chuckled, walking up to them, " And two at that. " the old woman
smirked, " A pair of star-crossed lovers I suppose... "
" WAAAAAH! ITS NOT LIKE THAT NOT AT ALL YOU'VE GOT IT ALL WRONG! " Vegeta instantly went into a glowing red panic
to correct her statement.
Goku twiddled his thumbs, " Ac-tually me 'n Veggie have a very unique relation-ship. It's kinda hard to explain. "
he flushed lightly over his nose.
" IT'S NOT HARD AT ALL ITS PLATONIC THAT'S WHAT IT IS! " the ouji shouted, his entire body shaking.
" How sweet. " she replied to Goku.
" Mmm-hmm. " the larger saiyajin nodded shyly.
" AREN'T YOU LISTENING TO ME! " Vegeta exclaimed. He plunked a hand onto Goku's shoulder, " Kakay tell me she's
listening to what I just said. "
" Its hard NOT to hear you, young man. " the old woman glanced over at the ouji, then clasped her hands together,
" Say, let me treat you to a bath. "
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" Ahhh! " Goku sighed contently as he and Vegeta sat there in the warm steamy water. The ouji making sure to keep a
good distance of at least a foot between their naked bodies, this being only his second time doing something like this,
" Isn't it nice, Veggie. " the large saiyajin smiled warmly at Vegeta, who turned to avoid eye-contact and pretending the
water itself was very interesting.
" It's, nice. "
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" ▫Flick▫ " Goku flicked a few droplets at Vegeta, who promptly lept to his feet.
" AHH! WHAT WAS THAT! WHAT THE-- " Vegeta froze when he realized who he was standing infront of now soaking wet
and lacking proper coverage.
" Haha! Veggieseedholder! " Goku pointed to him.
" ▫Thunk▫! " Vegeta fainted and fell over, " ... "
Goku sighed contently, leaning back, " This is the right temperature for the water. It feels great! "
" ▫Pop▫ ▫poppoppop▫ " large random chunks of onions, noodles, and celery popped up out of the water.
" Huh? "
Vegeta turned towards the objects and instantly sat up again, " What the hell is this? Some kind of soup! "
The old woman popped up standing beside the pot with a flag in her hand, " Tour of Deeper Hfil, stop 1: Soaking
hfil! "
" WAAH! Please don't use us for cooking! " Goku exclaimed, frustrated.
She turned towards them with a wicked glint in her eye, " Don't get mad. You should be smiling. "
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" HeeheeheeheehahhahhahHAHAHAHAHAHA! " Goku laughed as he lay back in his gi while strapped into a chair with six
robotic hands tickling him. Vegeta stood next to the chair, also re-clothed, poking it.
" Is this safe? "
The old woman whipped out a second flag, " Tour of Deeper Hfil, stop 2: Ticklish hfil! "
" Why on earth would there exist such a thing! " Vegeta exclaimed.
" Hey some people don't enjoy laughter you know. " she shook her head, " Why do you sweat so much? "
" Hm? "
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" Heehee. " Goku sat there in the mini-sauna box, sweating and panting heavily. The larger saiyajin looked over at
the smaller one, who was using his hands to cover himself and looking away at the wall, " Veggie. "
" Idontgetit! Wealreadydidthenakedthingoncewhydowehavetodoitagain! " Vegeta rattled off in quick nervousness, " I
don't even have the water to cover myself this time! "
" Aw Veggie you do not need to be embarassed. You have a good body. " Goku nodded, trying to cheer him up.
" I'm gonna have lemon-scented nightmares about this for weeks to come I just know it. " the ouji squeaked, his eyes
bugging out of his head.
The old woman held out a third flag, " Tour of Deeper Hfil, stop 3: Hot hfil! "
" ▫FWOOSH▫! " a huge burst of steam flew at the two saiyajins, sending them flying out of the top of the sauna,
destroying the box in the process.
" YEOW! HOT HOT HOT! " Goku yelped as he and Vegeta landed onto the ground.
" Oh, are you hot? How about we go someplace cooler.. " she chuckled.
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" S.s.s.s.s.so COLD! " Vegeta yelped, rubbing his hands together and pressing against an equally cold Goku for an
attempt at body-heat warmth.
" And now the final stop on the Tour of Deeper Hfil: Ice Cold hfil! " the old woman announced as she stood ontop of
a nearby machine.
" ▫WHOOSH!▫ " a blast of cold air from the machine she was seated on flew at the two saiyajins.
Goku grabbed Vegeta tightly for fear the wind would send the ouji flying, " You think you can just blow us a-way,
huh! "
" ▫THUNK▫THUNK▫THUNK▫! " several white objects shaped like partially-formed daubs of whipped-cream with the
consistency of cement plaster smacked against the two saiyajin.
" OWW! " the ouji cried out and caused a worried expression to appear on the larger saiyajin's face.
" What is that stuff! " Goku snapped at the old lady.
" This is no ordinary ice. It contains tiny ghosts that become tight when you move. " the old woman explained.
Goku struggled from the cold, " I...can't...move... "
" ... " Vegeta shivered, the ghosts covering his mouth while he held a look of panic in his eyes. The ice engulfed
the two and froze solid around them giving off a quartz-like appearance.
" HA HA HA HA HA! " Freeza laughed, watching the scene from hfil, " Wait for me there, Son Goku...I'll be back in a
while to crush you. I'll eat you after you've changed into ice flakes! "
" Eew, really? " Cell looked over at him, disgusted.
" What? What's wrong with that? " the icejin exclaimed.
" It sounds nasty and gives off the most sickening of connotations, causing me to feel repulsed at the fact that I'm
technically partially your offspring. " Cell paled, " I would never ingest a saiyajin ORALLY. "
" What if I place the ice flakes upon a cone and flavor it with artifical fruit-syrup? Would THAT bother you to see
me eat it? "
" I'd rather not see you eat it at all. "
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" HAAAAAA! HA HA HA! " V.2 exchanged blows with the android Juuhanagou, who's pupils glew pink as he signaled to the
cyborg version.
:What are you doing? Hurry up. Come here quickly, quickly! Hurry up and combine with me:
" ▫WHOOOSH▫ " the cyborg Juuhanagou flew through the air, his pupils turning from blue to pink as well.
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Kuririn sighed as he sat in his car on the middle of the highway, " Looks like it's jammed bad...we can't move. "
" I guess I won't be playing my new ps4 for a while now, huh. " Marron poked her head out the window, " We could
be here for HOURS! " she pulled her head back in and lightly patted the bag containing said gaming system.
" I told you we should have flown. It would've been faster. " Juuhachigou said as she stared out the front
passanger's side window with her hand resting on her chin, bored.
Marron sweatdropped, " You know I'm afraid of heights! "
Kuririn looked back at her, " It's alright Marron. Everyone has a phobia of something. "
" We really need to get you over this height thing. " Juuhachigou sighed again, just as bored.
" ▫BOOOM▫! " an explosion went off in the distance, shaking the entire car. This time Kuririn leaned his head out
the window.
" Die, you idiots! " Juuhanagou, the cyborg one, laughed insanely as he sent blast after blast down at the freeway.
Juuhachigou gawked, " Oh for cryin out loud! " she stepped out of the car, " JUUHANAGOU! " she snapped only to see
a blast blindly coming towards their car. Kuririn, Marron, and Juuhachigou all jumped out of the way just as the car
blew up.
" Long time no see, Juuhachigou. " he said calmly, " Nice haircut. "
She twitched back at him, annoyed, " What the hell are you doing? You wouldn't do this sort of stuff usually. "
Juuhanagou outstretched his hand to her, " Let me tell you...mankind is about to go extinct. You are mine. "
" WHAT! " Kuririn blinked in shock, he took a step forward only to have Juuhachigou hold her arm out infront of him,
blocking his way, " Huh? "
" Neesan, come to my side...fight with me. "
She glowered at him in response.
" We are twins. Let's destroy the Earth. It's going to be fun... " his pupils glew pink again and Juuhachigou froze.
" Something's wrong. " she said quietly enough for only Kuririn and Marron to hear, " His eyes changed color. "
" Don't you remember? We were partners. " his pupils glew brighter.
Juuhachigou's pupils suddenly glew pink as well, " We...were...partners? "
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END OF PART ONE!
Vegeta: ...72.2kb.
Chuquita: (cheesy grin) Um, sorry?
Vegeta: That's HUGE! It's like, 25 pages in notepad!
Chuquita: I got a little carried away..and this chapter encompassed two episodes.
Goku: Parodies are fun!
Chuquita: Indeed they are:) (waves to audiance) See you sometime next week with Part 2!