I know it's been a while since ive posted anything sorry any way I just got bit by an annoying plot dust bunny. It got away before I could shoot it and turn it into lunch…
Anyway this is just random stuff. And I do not …. Sigh I got to say it right…. Fine ….
I don't own naruto…. There I said it alright…
My minions.
It was so boring just sitting around the base. Deidara was just sprawled across his floor in his room with nothing to do.
'Man this is so dull un.'
Everyone knows that boredom and silence is not a good combination. When it is quite you start to think. If your not all there in the head, which is most people (AKA read everyone) the more you think the more you get lost in your own head and such odd things get pulled in to your head.
As deidara was sitting there he started to daydream about himself as a leader. With followers obeying his ever command.
The more he thought about it the more he fell in love with the idea. He had charisma, and he was hot why not be a ruler or at the least a master with minions to boss around.
With that in mind he went to the akatsuki meeting that was starting soon.
The room was dark a first but more light came on and all ten members sat down around the meeting room.
Deidara partially listened to what was being said, his mind was more focused on the love of having minions.
"Now the meeting is drawing to a close. Does anyone have anything to add or bring up?" Pain the akatsuki leader said.
This is what deidara was waiting for. He stood up and waited for acknowledgement before he started.
"I have been thinking un. I need some minions, I guess we all do. I mean leader-sama, is that you have minion aka us. I just really want minions of my own un."
All the akatsuki members looked at him oddly.
"Deidara-san" konan said, "Everyone here already has minions."
Deidara looked shocked as konan continued.
"Itachi has his hoard of fangirls, his brother, not to mention that evil eye of his can turn anyone into a new minion for him."
Itachi glared at konan, oh how he hates those fangirls.
"Kisame has his sharks, and well any water creature around will listen to him. Also his sword could be considered a minion."
Deidara nodded starting to get annoyed.
"Sasori and Zetsu both have their spies scattered around the elemental countries."
Deidara was starting to want to cry, he deserves minions too.
"Orochimaru has a village he has recently started; the whole village is full of minions."
The poor blond was starting to twitch in pain.
"Kakuzu has his masks and Hidan has a small gathering of jashin that will obay his every command."
The blond was ready to bolt or curl up in a ball.
"I and pain-sama have all of you. So deidara how bout you."
Deidara sighed at least that annoying Toby had no minions' ether.
"Well at least im not the only one without minions right Toby un."
As Toby's head cocked to the side pain chuckled.
"Sorry deidara, Toby has more minions then I do."
That was the last straw as deidara screamed fell on the floor and curled up in the fetal position, twitching.
All the akatsuki looked around at each other while Toby was crouched down next to deidara poking him with a stick. Where he got the stick no one knew.
"Um I think we broke him, and I don't think we can't swap him for a newer modal. We never got a warranty." Kisame said as he watched the broken Iwa-nin on the floor. Soon after deidara passed out.
Two days later after deidara awoke he could not remember anything that had happened. All he knew was that he had better get some minions quickly but he did not know why…