Hi, again! This is a humorous oneshot about Jace and Clary in the middle of their first time having sex. Most of the words and actions come from the Manga Paradise Kiss. So I do NOT own any of this, at all. Period. No questions asked. Without a wait: Fervent for Foreplay:

"Does it hurt?" asked Jace as he tried to push harder. He was currently pinning her on his bed with his erection trying to fit in her. So far, it wasn't working as well as he hoped.

"What do you think, idiot? These are tears of happiness?" Clary's eyes welled up in tears and stiffened as she shifted uncomfortably. She frowned deeply and looked up at him. Instead of being sympathetic, he looked like he found her suffering humorous. She wanted to smack him so badly.

"Don't worry about it. It only hurts so much because I'm so big." Clary gaped at him. He was making sarcastic jokes while they were- well trying to- have sex? Was he stupid? Stupid, conceited Jace, making stupid, sarcastic jokes.

"How can you say that in the middle of pervert play, Jace?" Jace snorted as he pushed a little harder causing her to cry out in pain. She growled at him before he smirked dangerously at her.

"That's what you call this? Pervert Play? Jeez, why didn't you masturbate as a teen? I can't even fit in here." Clary smiled and then winced again as he tried to force past the muscles of her womanhood.

Why did he always have to answer a question with a question. Damn it!

They had been having serious foreplay when this happened. Now? A conversation about the size of his penis. Why was he so cocky?

"Ow! You make me lose all my power! Ow!" She snapped before frowning and sniffing.

"Yeah, I must have made you lose a lot of things." Jace raised a brow suggestively. He was so randy right now, he might as well make the best of it.

"If we weren't having sex, I would slap you."

"We aren't having sex. We're trying to have sex. My huge cock won't fit in your damned vagin-" Clary's eyes went wide and she looked up at him. He looked back with the same face.

"Ah!" she exclaimed, not from pain but surprise.

"I'm in…" She glared at him. Was he so shocked that he would fit? Maybe his dick wasn't as big as he was previously boasting. Maybe Clary just had a very small vagina.

"Just get back to the pervert play, asshat."

Ha. I thought it was humorous. Maybe it was just me? Haha.