Chubbi Gundam
By: Nchan
(influence by Chubbi Lena)
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The floor underneath the apartment rumbled. Duo walked in, chomping on a
large custard doughnut. Followed by Heero. Heero was on the ground, begging
Duo for a piece of that doughnut. When Heero finally stopped begging, he
mumbled. "Hey, Duo...I need some help, here.." said Heero. The fat 15 year old
laid on the floor. "Well, -chomp- sorry, buddy. Not this time. I'm busy..and I can't
get up either." said his fat commerade "Well, you pigs." said Noin. She kept in shape
and had an impressive muscular frame. Duo stared. "How the hell did you work off all that
fat?" asked a surprised braided scatterbrained fatso. "I excercise 20 hours day
(oh, and what's the other 4 hours? ^_~) and 7 days a week." said Lucrezia. "That's not fair."
said Heero. "Oh, you're stuck, again?" said the female. "A little help, Ms. Buns of Steel?" he
grumbled. Noin grabbed Heero's hand and pulled him up. As soon as he stood, he
fell back to the ground. It caused a huge crack in the floor. "Hey, you bettter clean
that up." said Duo. "Oh shut up." said 'the *perfect* soldier'. (He ain't that perfect
no more..*giggle*) Trowa walked in. His giant clown pants trailed behind him.
The floor rumbled once more. "Hey Tro -BURP- wa.." said the braid boy. "Hey..." he replied,
jumping on the nearest couch. The floor shaked as various things flew off the shelves.
"Hey, man...You better pick that up...better yet, Noin, you pick it up." said Duo.
"Me? Hello, I didn't do that!!" she shouted. "Excuse me, but you're the one with the abs
and stuff.." Duo retorted. "Yeah, its not fair we weak people have to do all this labor!"
yelled Heero. "Haha, Mister I'm the PERFECT SOLDIER!! You're not that perfect any more..."
said Noin. "Oh, and you, mister fancy pants! Got anything to say?!" she yelled. Trowa
remained silent. "thought so."
Just then, Relena (yeah yeah she's alive go happy all you ppl) got stuck in between
the door frame. "Uhh..HEEERO!! Help.." she screamed. "Sorry, Lenerz..I'm busy." he said.
"Awww...c'mon..." Heero pulled out a gun. "Get Lost!" he yelled. Relena started to cry.
(Sorry, she's like motional right now) "HEEEEROO!! I CAN'T BELIEVE I FOLLOW YOU HALF
ACROSS THE EARTH!! ..i thought you loved me..." Heero's eyes softened...and he put on a
slight smile. Duo looked at him with a weird expression and laughed. "Hahahaa!! Looks
like our emotionless evil kinevil has finally found feelings for miss peacecraft!!" he giggled
and choked. His flabby body started to bounce. "Heero...?" said Relena, as she saw the
shocking look on his face. "..Oh my God...you..YOU'RE SO KAWAII LIKE THAT!! PAGAN!! GET IN
HERE!! TAKE A PICTURE TAKE IT TAKE IT BEFORE HE CHANGES MOODS!!!" she shouted.
"Easy girl..." said the muscular woman. Pagan ran in and snapped the camera. Heero's
mood changed, as his face grew from kawaiiness to his grim & mean expression. He looked
at the gun and shot it towards the camera. "HEEEEEROOOO!! I ONLY WANTED A MEMORY!!!" squealed
Relena.
..sorry so short..
shi.chan@pixigirl.nu
nchan
By: Nchan
(influence by Chubbi Lena)
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The floor underneath the apartment rumbled. Duo walked in, chomping on a
large custard doughnut. Followed by Heero. Heero was on the ground, begging
Duo for a piece of that doughnut. When Heero finally stopped begging, he
mumbled. "Hey, Duo...I need some help, here.." said Heero. The fat 15 year old
laid on the floor. "Well, -chomp- sorry, buddy. Not this time. I'm busy..and I can't
get up either." said his fat commerade "Well, you pigs." said Noin. She kept in shape
and had an impressive muscular frame. Duo stared. "How the hell did you work off all that
fat?" asked a surprised braided scatterbrained fatso. "I excercise 20 hours day
(oh, and what's the other 4 hours? ^_~) and 7 days a week." said Lucrezia. "That's not fair."
said Heero. "Oh, you're stuck, again?" said the female. "A little help, Ms. Buns of Steel?" he
grumbled. Noin grabbed Heero's hand and pulled him up. As soon as he stood, he
fell back to the ground. It caused a huge crack in the floor. "Hey, you bettter clean
that up." said Duo. "Oh shut up." said 'the *perfect* soldier'. (He ain't that perfect
no more..*giggle*) Trowa walked in. His giant clown pants trailed behind him.
The floor rumbled once more. "Hey Tro -BURP- wa.." said the braid boy. "Hey..." he replied,
jumping on the nearest couch. The floor shaked as various things flew off the shelves.
"Hey, man...You better pick that up...better yet, Noin, you pick it up." said Duo.
"Me? Hello, I didn't do that!!" she shouted. "Excuse me, but you're the one with the abs
and stuff.." Duo retorted. "Yeah, its not fair we weak people have to do all this labor!"
yelled Heero. "Haha, Mister I'm the PERFECT SOLDIER!! You're not that perfect any more..."
said Noin. "Oh, and you, mister fancy pants! Got anything to say?!" she yelled. Trowa
remained silent. "thought so."
Just then, Relena (yeah yeah she's alive go happy all you ppl) got stuck in between
the door frame. "Uhh..HEEERO!! Help.." she screamed. "Sorry, Lenerz..I'm busy." he said.
"Awww...c'mon..." Heero pulled out a gun. "Get Lost!" he yelled. Relena started to cry.
(Sorry, she's like motional right now) "HEEEEROO!! I CAN'T BELIEVE I FOLLOW YOU HALF
ACROSS THE EARTH!! ..i thought you loved me..." Heero's eyes softened...and he put on a
slight smile. Duo looked at him with a weird expression and laughed. "Hahahaa!! Looks
like our emotionless evil kinevil has finally found feelings for miss peacecraft!!" he giggled
and choked. His flabby body started to bounce. "Heero...?" said Relena, as she saw the
shocking look on his face. "..Oh my God...you..YOU'RE SO KAWAII LIKE THAT!! PAGAN!! GET IN
HERE!! TAKE A PICTURE TAKE IT TAKE IT BEFORE HE CHANGES MOODS!!!" she shouted.
"Easy girl..." said the muscular woman. Pagan ran in and snapped the camera. Heero's
mood changed, as his face grew from kawaiiness to his grim & mean expression. He looked
at the gun and shot it towards the camera. "HEEEEEROOOO!! I ONLY WANTED A MEMORY!!!" squealed
Relena.
..sorry so short..
shi.chan@pixigirl.nu
nchan